Hello assholes of the Christian Creationist Discovery Institute, how's your magic research going? Did you find your fairy's magic wand yet?

In 2005 a federal judge in Dover, Pennsylvania ruled against the Christian assholes who wanted to force biology teachers to teach the Genesis myth in the Bible. Every biology teacher refused to cooperate, angry voters threw the Christian assholes out the window, and the town's taxpayers lost one million dollars to pay for the legal bills. The judge said the Christian assholes were liars and he talked about their breathtaking inanity. After the trial the judge and his family required police protection because Christian terrorists threatened to kill him and his children for making Jeebus cry. Really. Remember this is Idiot America so I'm not making any of this up.

This 2005 New York Times article about the Dover trial talks about Dembski who is one of the full-of-shit assholes who works for the anti-science Christian Creationist Discovery Institute. Dembski was going to testify at the trial but then he remembered he is full of shit and his theory of magic is bullshit so he decided to not show up.

The world-class retard Dembski promised to develop his theory of magic and he predicted magic would become much stronger in 5 to 10 years. It's now been more than five years. Any progress yet Dembski? Any evidence for magic?

Here's the Dembski part of the New York Times article followed by my translation:

William A. Dembski, a mathematician who argues that mathematics can show the presence of design in the development of life, predicted that intelligent design would become much stronger within 5 to 10 years.

Both Dr. Behe and Dr. Dembski are fellows with the Discovery Institute, a leading proponent of intelligent design.

"I think the big lesson is, let's go to work and really develop this theory and not try to win this in the court of public opinion," Dr. Dembski said. "The burden is on us to produce."

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What Dembski really meant:

William A. Dembski, a mathematician who argues that mathematics can show the presence of MAGIC in the development of life, predicted that MAGIC would become much stronger within 5 to 10 years.

Both Dr. Behe and Dr. Dembski are fellows with the Discovery Institute, a leading proponent of MAGIC.

"I think the big lesson is, let's go to work and really develop this theory of MAGIC and not try to win this in the court of public opinion," Dr. Dembski said. "The burden is on us to produce."

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Dembski of course knows he's full of shit, he knows his intelligent design are just fancy words for magic, he knows he will never produce anything for his magic except his usual gibberish, and he knows magic is not a scientific theory. I have to wonder how this asshole sleeps at night knowing his entire career depends on the gullibility of his retarded Christian customers. I guess it's easy for an asshole to be a pathological liar. That's why they're called assholes.