Saturday, April 28, 2012

Christian assholes, if you can’t grow up, educate yourselves, and face facts, and it’s obvious you can’t do that, at least try to stop lying about your own fantasies.

In 1987 the United States Supreme Court told America's Christian scum they can't stick their "creation science" into public school science classrooms because creation science is not science. It's a religious fantasy and the Establishment Clause does not allow religious bullshit in public schools.

To solve this problem America's theocratic Christian assholes (and I can not stress the word assholes strongly enough) threw out the code words creation science (which really means "The Magic Man Did It"). They invented new code words called intelligent design (which also means "The Magic Man Did It").

In 2005 a federal court told America's Christian scum they can't stick their "intelligent design" into public school science classrooms because intelligent design is not science. It's a religious fantasy and the Establishment Clause does not allow religious bullshit in public schools.

In 2012, and probably until the end of time or the end of the Christian Death Cult, whichever comes first, dishonest Christian imbeciles continue to call supernatural magic "design". Why do they do this? Isn't it enough for them to spread lies about science and scientists? Do they really have to be dishonest about their own childish fantasies?

Apparently Christian scum do have to be dishonest about everything. How else can they defend the Dark Ages they hide in?

I wrote these three comments at a website owned by a Christian science denier (they're all science deniers unless you want to pretend there's something scientific about the resurrection of the magic Jeebus man into a zombie).

http://theosophical.wordpress.com/2012/01/30/if-intelligent-design-is-science-why-do-so-many-scientists-and-scientific-institutions-denounce-it/


Human Ape Says:



Everyone knows “intelligent design” are code words dishonest Christians use when they really mean “supernatural magic”. Invoking intelligent design equals invoking a fairy’s magic wand.

I once went to a website infested with magical intelligent design creationists and I tried to explain they were invoking magic. Either they were being dishonest or they were just plain stupid, but they kept denying they believed in magic.

Creationists don’t understand science and they don’t understand their own fantasies.

By the way every scientist who has ever heard of your Magic theorist, Bill Dembski, agrees he’s a liar and an idiot. You shouldn’t invoke professional idiots unless you enjoy being laughed at.

This is your other problem: “many people who are interested in the debate

There is no debate. Evolution has been an established truth for more than a century and today it’s the strongest fact of science. Magical creationism, also known as magical intelligent design creationism, is a childish idiotic religious fantasy for uneducated morons.

  1. Ape, (there’s nothing human about Apes)
     
    Humans are apes. We are one of the Great Ape species, as are chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans. This is a basic scientific fact you can find in any encyclopedia. Look it up.
     
    “… and so you shift the focus on the designer to avoid dealing with the ramifications of the design?” 
     
    Translation:
     
    “… and so you shift the focus on the MAGIC MAN to avoid dealing with the ramifications of the MAGIC?”
     
    Calling magic “design” doesn’t make it any less childish. Your use of the word “design” instead of what you’re really taking about, “magic”, makes you look like a liar.
  2.  
    “Creationists don’t understand science” which would indicate no creationists including those with science degrees from reputable universities, and “every scientist who has ever heard of….Bill Dembski agrees he’s a liar and an idiot”, which would include all creationists and ID scientists who agree with and support Dembski, and “evolution..it’s the strongest fact of science”, which would make evolutionists who say that nothing in science can be called a fact, liars? 
     
    It’s amazing how you science deniers can get so much wrong in one paragraph.
     
    ID scientists? Since when did real scientists invoke magic (or what you dishonestly call ID as if calling magic by another name makes it less stupid)?
     
    Evolutionists who say that nothing in science can be called a fact?
     
    Where did you get that dishonest nonsense? Ask any biologist about evolution. They will call it a FACT. Look it up.
     
    And biologists are called “biologists”, not “evolutionists”. Why don’t you practice saying “biologists” a few times to help you understand.
     
    Ask the best encyclopedia in the world about evolution.
     
    There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms.
    – Encyclopedia Britannica

    Ask any real biologist about Dembski, and by “real” I mean biologists who don’t invoke magic like you do, and by “real” I mean biologists who have contributed something important to biology. They all say, every single one of them who has heard about Dembski, he is a pathological liar for the Magic Jeebus Man. Even the extremely rare religious biologists call Dembski an idiot. Look it up.

    Look it mister. I’m going to be honest. You, sir, are an uneducated moron. You spend so much time denying evolution you have never bothered to understand what it is you’re denying. You’re dishonest about science, and even more amazing you’re dishonest about your own childish idiotic fantasies.

    At least the Bible thumpers, as stupid as they are, are honest about their magical creationism. You, however, dishonestly call your magic fantasy “design”. That makes you as stupid as the thumpers but you’re dishonest about it. If you can’t grow up, educate yourself, and face facts (and it’s obvious you can’t do that) at least try to stop lying about your own fantasies.

    “You should know that God loves you and He has demonstrated that love by providing salvation for you through Jesus Christ. (John 3:16) and that there is no other way to receive salvation accept through Jesus Christ (Acts 4:12).”

    Good grief, you are a bible thumper. Amazing. You’re a dishonest Bible thumper. You even invoke the Magic Jeebus Man. And you believe in salvation, also known as a magical heaven. You’re so terrified of reality you wish for a life after death as do the suicide bombers.

    I’m done here. Get psychiatric help mister. You’re not just stupid. You’re not just uneducated. You’re batshit crazy.

    http://darwinkilledgod.blogspot.com/

3 comments:

  1. "and that there is no other way to receive salvation accept through Jesus Christ (Acts 4:12).”

    You need fasting and prayer for this one to be cast out. Certainly the CREATOR of the universe, who put his HOLY SPIRIT in you and led you to say this, would know proper context, no?

    Jeebus promised that if you ask anything in his name he'll answer. Ask him whether "accept" or "except" is proper in this context. Actually this is old and he might not be doing any backlogging at this point but....

    I think this is a very small thing to ask and won't take up too much of his prayer answering time.

    If he's too busy, Dictionary.com is great and has a Thesaurus too.

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  2. I copied and pasted the Bible thumper's Bible quote. I think the tard meant "except".

    Their salvation equals their heaven fantasy. Christians are proud to be gullible cowards ready to believe any childish nonsense if it makes them feel good.

    By the way thanks for spelling Jeebus correctly. Too many people use only one E.

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