Saturday, October 8, 2011

The most important bullshit of the Christian Death Cult: the soul

Soul: Most Christians understand the soul as an ontological reality distinct from, yet integrally connected with, the body. Its characteristics are described in moral, spiritual, and philosophical terms. When people die, their souls will be judged by God and determined to spend an eternity in heaven or in hell.
My definition of soul: Invisible bullshit invented to explain how a stinking decomposing corpse gets sent to the bullshit called heaven.

The soul bullshit is extremely important to cowardly Christians because their childish heaven fantasy is totally dependent on it. If there really was no magical heaven (there's no magical heaven) Christians would become even more mentally disturbed than they already are.
The soul is an excellent example of religious bullshit that was invented to justify other religious bullshit. Every Christian fantasy is bullshit and it always takes more bullshit to justify every bullshit fantasy.

Another example of bullshit to justify bullshit: I remember reading a Catholic website that was trying to justify how a three day old corpse would magically return to life and not look like a zombie. The solution was simple and like all other bullshit, this bullshit solution has not one shred of evidence. Everything is made up by theologians and of course theology is a bullshit subject.

According to the Catholic bullshit that justifies the Resurrection bullshit, the god fairy, not wanting its son the dead Jeebus to look like a zombie, waved its magic wand to make the corpse not decompose at all. All internal organs, the skin, the tiny brain, everything was magically kept exactly the same as it was before the dead Jeebus was executed.

The point is all magic requires more magic. The whole thing, every religious cult including Christianity, depends on a massive amount of magic. Take out the magic for any of it and the whole religion goes extinct. The most important magic is the god fairy itself. It must have unlimited magical powers or else nothing is going to work.

Only an idiot would tolerate so much magical bullshit to be a member of these idiotic cults (Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc.).

Does this mean every religious person (about five billion people) is an insane gullible idiot?

Is magic a childish idea? Of course it is and even Christians agree magic is a childish and idiotic idea. So how do Christians justify their belief in unlimited magic? For every question Christians have an idiotic answer that's always good enough to justify their fantasies. They simply don't call magic "magic". They refuse to admit their god fairy is nothing more than a magical asshole that performs ridiculous magic tricks.

Instead they call their god's magic by another name which of course is a synonym for magic: miracle. According to Christians miracles are not magic tricks. Miracles are miracles. Also, "intelligent design" are not code words for magic. Intelligent design is intelligent design, identical to the design of an automobile, as if people who manufacture cars are doing the exact same thing as a god who magically makes stuff out of nothing.

Of course none of this makes sense. Every Christian justification for their bullshit is bullshit. The Christian Death Cult is nothing more than a gigantic pile of bullshit.

Everything I have written so far in this post is extremely obvious to a normal person, but Christians never understand. That's why they're still Christians. They're just too bloody stupid and deranged to understand anything, no matter how simple and basic it is.

It would be wonderful to be able to just ignore these drooling morons for the dead Jeebus, but unfortunately these Christian assholes are constantly trying to stick their bullshit into our public schools and into our state and federal governments, never caring about the Establishment Clause of our constitution and never caring about the fact they are ridiculed every time they try to get away with destroying this country.

What America needs is less sucking up to Christian scum and more ridicule for assholes who want to destroy science education, destroy scientific progress, and destroy the minds of innocent children.

If you're a normal person who sucks up to religious retards you are as morally corrupt as the superstitious assholes you suck up to.

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