Saturday, October 29, 2011

Not completely off topic

This post is about my favorite TV show about zombies and this is not completely off topic because Christian idiots believe their dead Jeebus was resurrected into a zombie.

Zombies, including the Jeebus zombie, are not real, but even though their existence is impossible I never watched a zombie movie I didn't like. A weekly TV show on AMC about zombies is excellent. It's called The Walking Dead which is the name they prefer to use for zombies. They also call zombies walkers because that's what they do. They walk, usually in large groups, looking for a normal human to eat. It's important to never let zombies take a bite out of you because then you are infected, doomed to die a slow painful death and then probably become a zombie yourself.

In The Walking Dead a group of living humans find themselves virtually alone in a world of zombies, desperately doing whatever is necessary to survive. They have learned the only way to permanently eliminate a zombie threat is to shoot it in the head or repeatedly stab it in the head with a knife or something sharp. Shoot it anywhere else and it keeps coming after you.

A big problem is when they are confronted with a large number of zombies. There's so many it's impossible to kill them all before it's too late. The solution is to run or hide.

Of course the whole thing is a fantasy as is the Christian Death Cult, also known as the zombie religion.

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