Friday, May 31, 2019

America is going back to the moon, small robotic landers will go first.

New York Times - NASA Hires 3 Companies for Moon Science Deliveries

The landers would be the first American spacecraft to touch down on the moon since the astronauts of Apollo 17 left in 1972.

By Kenneth Chang

May 31, 2019

NASA is going to land on the moon again, maybe as soon as next year.

It will still be a while — no sooner than 2024 — before any astronauts return, but NASA plans to send experiments and technology packages on a series of small robotic landers carrying to the lunar surface.

On Friday, NASA announced the first orders for those deliveries, awarding them to Astrobotic Technology of Pittsburgh, Intuitive Machines of Houston and Orbit Beyond of Edison, N.J.

NASA officials said a hands-off approach — the companies will design, build and operate the spacecraft, not NASA — would speed the work at a lower cost. The agency also made its decisions in a few months, a quicker pace than most NASA programs.

“NASA is just a customer here,” said Chris Culbert, the manager of the program, known as Commercial Lunar Payload Services, or CLPS, for short. “NASA is taking a back seat role, if you will, in how we participate.”

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Although not as exciting as a human mission — which the agency optimistically hopes to accomplish before the end of 2024 — these landers would be the first American spacecraft to land on the moon since the astronauts of Apollo 17 left there in 1972.

Orbit Beyond is aiming to be the first to take off, in September 2020. The company, with NASA’s award of $97 million, has proposed flying as many as four payloads to Mare Imbrium, a lava plain in one of the moon’s largest craters.

Astrobotic is aiming to launch in summer 2021. It has been awarded $79.5 million and has proposed flying as many as 14 payloads to Lacus Mortis, another lunar crater.

Intuitive Machines has been awarded $77 million to fly as many as five payloads to Oceanus Procellarum, an intriguing dark spot on the moon.

While not large or well known, the three companies are not starting from scratch. Astrobotic has been in business for a dozen years, first started to compete for the Google Lunar X Prize, which offered a $25 million prize for the first private organization to land on the moon. Astrobotic dropped out of the X Prize race, which ended last year without a winner. But the company continued its work, convinced that there a viable commercial market for taking payloads to the lunar surface would emerge.

Orbit Beyond is the using the lander technology of another X Prize competitor, India’s Team Indus, and Intuitive Machines is led by Stephen J. Altemus, a former deputy director of NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston.

In November, NASA announced that it had selected nine companies to compete for up to $2.6 billion over the next decade under the CLPS program.

“This first round of payloads was selected from hardware that was in-house at NASA, largely already ready or things we could have ready by the end of the year,” Mr. Culbert said.

Those included instruments to measure radiation, the moon’smagnetic field and surface composition, advanced solar arrays and a navigation beacon.

NASA did not specify a specific destination and allowed the companies to propose which instruments they wanted to carry.

“We’ll get value out of all these payloads no matter where they go,” Mr. Culbert said. Future orders are likely be directed to specific lunar destinations like one of the poles or the far side of the moon.

These spacecraft would be small — far too small for astronauts or even to carry supplies to the surface. (They will probably be similar in size to Beresheet, the moon lander built by an Israeli nonprofit that attempted to land there earlier this year, but crashed.) NASA is essentially buying spaces on missions the companies were already planning to fly.

For example, the Astrobotic mission will carry 14 non-NASA payloads.

For future flights, spacecraft like these could survey potential landing sites for human missions. The next astronaut missions are to head near the lunar South Pole where there is ice frozen in the eternal shadows of some craters. The ice would not only be a source of water, but could also be broken apart into hydrogen and oxygen. Both could provide propellant for rocket engines, and the oxygen would also provide air for astronauts to breathe.

No one knows how hard it will be to extract ice; it could be sparsely distributed and mixed with dirt and rocks.

The missions could also deliver prototypes of future telescopes and other scientific instruments.

Unlike past moon programs, which have been designed and operated by NASA, the space agency wants to take a low-cost, high-risk approach.

Thomas Zurbuchen, the associate administrator for NASA’s science directorate, uses a hockey analogy: NASA wants to take many shots on goal, not expecting all of them to score.

Some, maybe most, of these companies will likely fail. But the hope is that effort kick-starts a new industry, essentially a FedEx or U.P.S. to the moon, much like SpaceX got in the business of carrying supplies to the International Space Station at lower cost and was able to use the same rocket for commercial satellite launches. Eventually the companies that succeed could offer services not only to NASA but to companies also wanting to set up shop on the moon.

What is unknown is how skilled these companies are and how good a goalie the moon is at blocking spacecraft.

Kenneth Chang has been at The Times since 2000, writing about physics, geology, chemistry, and the planets. Before becoming a science writer, he was a graduate student whose research involved the control of chaos. @kchangnyt

More violence in Idiot America. It never ends.

New York Times - 11 Killed in Shooting at Virginia Beach Municipal Center, Officials Say

By Christopher Mele

May 31, 2019

A Virginia Beach city worker walked into a municipal building on Friday afternoon and fired on co-workers indiscriminately, killing at least 11 people and injuring six others, the authorities said.

Chief James A. Cervera of the Virginia Beach Police Department said the gunman, who was a current, longtime city employee, was dead after officers opened fire. Officials said the gunman fired on his victims immediately.

“This is the most devastating day in the history of Virginia Beach,” Mayor Robert M. Dyer said at an evening news conference.

The identities of the gunman and the victims were not released.

One of those injured was a police officer, who was saved by his bulletproof vest, Chief Cervera said.

The chief called the shooting a “devastating incident that happened that none of us want to be here talking about,” adding that it was “going to change the lives of a number of families in our city.”

The shooting began shortly after 4 p.m. at the Virginia Beach Municipal Center, a campus of city offices and agencies, including the Police Department. The shooting unfolded on multiple floors in Building No. 2, which includes offices for planning and public works, among others, and is adjacent to City Hall.

Dale T. Gauding, a spokesman for Sentara Healthcare, said five patients were taken to Sentara Virginia Beach General Hospital.

One patient at Sentara Princess Anne Hospital was being picked up by helicopter and transferred to a trauma center at Sentara Norfolk General Hospital, he said. Details on their conditions were not immediately available.

“This day will not define Virginia Beach,” a Council member, Aaron Rouse, said at the news conference. “We will show the strength of our city.”

Another Council member, Barbara Henley, told The Virginian-Pilot that she was pulling up to City Hall, when she heard police sirens and saw police cars.

“I thought it was an accident,” Ms. Henley said.

She said she learned there had been a shooting and heard a male voice shout, “Get down!”

People scattered.

“I was scared to death,” she said.

“This is a tragic day for Virginia Beach and our entire Commonwealth,’’ Gov. Ralph Northam of Virginia said on Twitter at 6:53 p.m. “My heart breaks for the victims of this devastating shooting, their families, and all who loved them. I am on my way to Virginia Beach now and will be there within the hour.”

Idiot America is infested with gullible morons. If you're stupid enough to believe in the Magic Man then you are probably stupid enough to give your money to an asshole preacher.

The preachers getting rich from poor Americans

By Vicky Baker

BBC News in Texas and Alabama

29 May 2019

In 2011, one of those desperate viewers was Larry Fardette, then based in California. Larry watched a lot of similar televangelists, known as prosperity preachers, who explicitly link wealth and religion. But he found Coontz particularly compelling. He assured quick returns. He seemed like a results man.

And Larry needed some fast results.

The Fardette family was going through a tough time. Larry's daughter was seriously ill and he had health problems of his own. His construction business was struggling, and to make matters worse both his van and his car broke down irreparably within the same week. When a local junkyard offered him $600 for the van, he thumbed the bills thoughtfully and remembered Coontz's rousing speech.

Maybe he should invest the sum as a "seed"?

He instantly recalled the specific number that Coontz had repeated again and again: $273. It was a figure the preacher often used. "God gave me the single greatest miracle of my lifetime in one day, and the numbers two, seven and three were involved," he once said. It is also - perhaps not coincidentally - the number of Coontz's $1.38m condo in South Carolina, paid for by his church, Rockwealth, according to local TV channel WSOC-TV.

Larry has now come to realise there was no foundation to Coontz's promises that donated cash would multiply, but at the time the stirring speeches gave him hope. He did not see any other way out.

He sent off two cheques: one for $273 and another for $333, as requested. Then he waited for his miracle.

Everything you always wanted to know about Freiburg, Germany.

I finished a chess game with somebody in Freiburg, Germany. I never heard of that city so I looked it up. As usual for Germany, the city is beautiful and very clean. In Idiot America people like to throw their garbage out their car window on other people's lawns. That's not the way it is in beautiful Germany.

Quick facts
Freiburg im Breisgau, a vibrant university city in southwest Germany’s Black Forest, is known for its temperate climate and reconstructed medieval old town, crisscrossed by picturesque brooks (bächle). In the surrounding highlands, hiking destination Schlossberg hill is linked to Freiburg by a funicular. With a dramatic 116m spire, the Gothic cathedral Freiburg Minster towers over the central square Münsterplatz.

Wikipedia - Freiburg im Breisgau

Freiburg im Breisgau (German: [ˈfʁaɪbʊɐ̯k ʔɪm ˈbʁaɪsɡaʊ] (listen); Alemannic German: Friburg im Brisgau[ˈfʁiːb̥əɡ̊]) is a city in Baden-Württemberg, Germany, with a population of about 220,000. In the south-west of the country, it straddles the Dreisam river, at the foot of the Schlossberg. Historically, the city has acted as the hub of the Breisgau region on the western edge of the Black Forest in the Upper Rhine Plain. A famous old German university town, and archiepiscopal seat, Freiburg was incorporated in the early twelfth century and developed into a major commercial, intellectual, and ecclesiastical center of the upper Rhine region. The city is known for its medieval minster and Renaissance university, as well as for its high standard of living and advanced environmental practices. The city is situated in the heart of the major Baden wine-growing region and serves as the primary tourist entry point to the scenic beauty of the Black Forest. According to meteorological statistics, the city is the sunniest and warmest in Germany, and held the all-time German temperature record of 40.2 °C (104.4 °F) from 2003 to 2015.

Because of its scenic beauty, relatively warm and sunny climate, and easy access to the Black Forest, Freiburg is a hub for regional tourism.

The longest cable car run in Germany, which is 3.6 kilometres (2.2 mi) long, runs from Günterstal up to a nearby mountain called Schauinsland.

The city has an unusual system of gutters (called Freiburg Bächle) that run throughout its centre. These Bächle, once used to provide water to fight fires and feed livestock, are constantly flowing with water diverted from the Dreisam. They were never intended to be used for sewage, and even in the Middle Ages such use could lead to harsh penalties. During the summer, the running water provides natural cooling of the air, and offers a pleasant gurgling sound. It is said that if one accidentally falls or steps into a Bächle, they will marry a Freiburger, or 'Bobbele'.









What I wrote somewhere else about Charles Darwin and Christian assholes.

"Who's the most famous atheist in history?"

Charles Darwin, the man who killed God. He threw out the Magic Man fantasy because he knew too much about science.

By the way, why do Christian assholes threaten people with their childish hell fantasy? Is it because of their extreme stupidity or are they just assholes?

Christians, besides being retards, are cowards. Reality makes them cry.

I never met a Christian who wasn't a stupid fucking cowardly asshole.

Thanks Trump you fucking retard.



Dow Jones Plunges As Trump Trade War Vs. Mexico Threatens Economy, Trump 2020

ED CARSON

May 31, 2019 9:53 AM ET

The Dow Jones opened sharply lower Friday, along with the S&P 500 and Nasdaq composite, tumbling to new stock market correction lows after President Donald Trump announced tariffs on all Mexican goods, starting June 10.

General Motors (GM), Ford (F), Fiat Chrysler(FCAU) and other automakers were big early losers, but Caterpillar (CAT) and Apple stock also took part in the broad sell-off. This latest trade war threatens to roil the economy and deal a blow to Trump 2020 re-election hopes.

Separately, Okta (OKTA), Zscaler (ZS), and Uber Technologies (UBER) were active after the 2017, 2018 and 2019 initial public offerings reported earnings late Thursday. Okta stock jumped Friday while fellow cybersecurity play Zscaler stock sold off. Uber stock rose after its first earnings report since its May IPO.

Mexico Tariffs Up To 25%

Trump late Thursday declared a new trade war, this time with Mexico. He said Mexican tariffs will start at 5% on June 10 and increase until illegal immigration from the southern border has been stopped.

On June 10th, the United States will impose a 5% Tariff on all goods coming into our Country from Mexico, until such time as illegal migrants coming through Mexico, and into our Country, STOP. The Tariff will gradually increase until the Illegal Immigration problem is remedied, at which time the Tariffs will be removed. Details from the White House to follow.

The tariff on all Mexican goods will rise to 10% on July 1, 20% on Sept. 1 and 25% on Oct. 1, Trump said in a statement released by the White House.

The move comes hours after the Trump administration began a formal push for Congress to ratify the U.S.-Mexico-Canada Agreement, or USMCA, the revision to the North American Free Trade Agreement, or NAFTA. Just days ago, Trump lifted steel tariffs on Canada and Mexico to smooth passage for USMCA.

An interesting anti-god-bullshit website: http://godisimaginary.com/ I recommend click some of the links. It's very interesting.

It is easy to prove to yourself that God is imaginary. The evidence is all around you. Here are 50 simple proofs:
  1. Try praying
  2. Statistically analyze prayer
  3. Look at all historical gods
  4. Think about science
  5. Read the Bible
  6. Ponder God's plan
  7. Understand religious delusion
  8. Think about Near Death Experiences
  9. Understand ambiguity
  10. Watch the offering plate
  11. Notice that there is no scientific evidence
  12. See the magic
  13. Take a look at slavery
  14. Examine Jesus' miracles
  15. Examine Jesus' resurrection
  16. Contemplate the contradictions
  17. Think about Leprechauns
  18. Imagine heaven
  19. Notice that you ignore Jesus
  20. Notice your church
  21. Understand Jesus' core message
  22. Count all the people God wants to murder
  23. Listen to the Doxology
  24. Ask why religion causes so many problems
  25. Understand evolution and abiogenesis
  26. Notice that the Bible's author is not "all-knowing"
  27. Think about life after death
  28. Notice how many gods you reject
  29. Think about communion
  30. Examine God's sexism
  31. Understand that religion is superstition
  32. Talk to a theologian
  33. Contemplate the crucifixion
  34. Examine your health insurance policy
  35. Notice Jesus' myopia
  36. Realize that God is impossible
  37. Think about DNA
  38. Contemplate the divorce rate among Christians
  39. Realize that Jesus was a jerk
  40. Understand Christian motivations
  41. Flip a coin
  42. Listen when "God talks"
  43. Realize that a "hidden God" is impossible
  44. Think about a Christian housewife
  45. Consider Noah's Ark
  46. Ponder Pascal's Wager
  47. Contemplate Creation
  48. Compare prayer to a lucky horseshoe
  49. Look at who speaks for God
  50. Ask Jesus to appear
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The Magic Jeebus Man is back and now he's pissed.

Thursday, May 30, 2019

A comment somebody wrote at the New York Times about our fucktard president.

New York Times - Trump Says U.S. Will Hit Mexico With Tariffs on All Goods

Jeff
Northern California

So a six-time bankrupt, self-proclaimed "stable genius", and proven draft-dodging liar, who hides his college transcripts and tax returns from the American people, and who cozies up to Dictators and Tyrants, and has not been exonerated from more than ten obstructions of justice charges, is now controlling the global economy?

Yeah, this will end well...

My extreme contempt for President Fucktard Trump grows every day.

BBC News - Trump announces tariffs on all Mexico goods in latest anti-immigration measure

Thanks to this stupid fucking asshole all the vegetables I buy that are from Mexico will cost 25% more.

Another problem: Mexico will make American businesses suffer from their tariffs.

Trump doesn't care because he's a fucking moron. The worst president and most retarded president in American history. Drop dead Trump you fucking asshole.


Trump announces tariffs on all Mexico goods in latest anti-immigration measure

Media captionFive numbers that explain US border crisis
US President Donald Trump has announced tariffs on all goods coming from Mexico in a bid to curb illegal immigration.
In a tweet, Mr Trump said that from 10 June a 5% tariff would be imposed and would slowly rise "until the Illegal Immigration problem is remedied".
President Trump has declared a national emergency to tackle what he claims is a crisis at the US southern border.
Border agents say they are overwhelmed, but critics say they are mishandling and mistreating migrants.
Jesus Seade, Mexico's top diplomat for North America, said the the tariffs would be "disastrous".
"If this is put in place, we must respond vigorously," he told reporters.
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During his election campaign and throughout his time in office, President Trump has sought funds to build a wall on the US-Mexico border.
He declared a national emergency in February in an attempt to divert federal funds for a barrier wall, but a judge blocked his efforts in May.
The White House said on Thursday that the president would use the International Emergency Economic Powers Act to implement the new tariffs on Mexico.
The announcement came the same day that the White House told Congress it planned to pursue a new trade deal with Mexico and Canada.

What did Trump announce?

In a White House statement, Mr Trump said the tariffs would rise by 5% each month until October 1, when the rate would reach 25%.
The tariffs would stay at that level "unless and until Mexico substantially stops the illegal inflow of aliens coming through its territory", he said.
"For years, Mexico has not treated us fairly - but we are now asserting our rights as a sovereign Nation," the statement said.
The president also took aim at his Democratic opponents, accusing them of a "total dereliction of duty" over border security.
The Democrat-controlled House of Representatives is taking legal action to halt the Trump administration's efforts to build a border wall, saying it would be a waste of funds and would not stop illegal immigration.
Critics say border agents are taking a heavy-handed approach under the Trump administration to controlling migration at the US-Mexico border, pointing to the deaths of six migrant children in US custody since September.

What will the tariffs affect?

Mexico is known for agricultural products like avocados and tequila, but the country is also a major manufacturing hub and home to many US companies.
The country produces hundreds of thousands of cars every month, and is also home to technology and aerospace companies. It is one of the G20 economies.
US firms Ford, General Motors, John Deere, IBM and Coca Cola all operate in Mexico, as well as thousands of other multinationals.
The president has used tariffs elsewhere in a bid to force through his foreign policy objectives.
After complaining for years about the US trade deficit with China, Mr Trump has imposed tariffs on hundreds of billions of dollars worth of goods coming from the country.
How the trade war has played out

Please click this link to see 62 excellent quotes about evolution and the fvcktards who want to throw it out.

Darwin killed God - August 31, 2011 - This post is a collection of some of my favorite quotes.

The magic god fairy of the gaps

"Recognizing religion as a class of mental illness would be a start in curing this disease."

I published this post on July 19, 2012. Please click this link:

http://darwinkilledgod.blogspot.com/2012/07/recognizing-religion-as-class-of-mental.html

This is an old photo of a famous tree which looks much older now because it's 179 years old. The tree trunk is bigger and it's gray instead of black. This is my first spring in Kewanee, Illinois. It took longer than younger trees but every branch now has green leaves. The tree is still alive after 179 years.

Bill Nye talks about why evolution is true and why Idiot America's brainwashing problem needs to be fixed.


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Published on Aug 23, 2012

Evolution is the fundamental idea in all of life science, in all of biology. According to Bill Nye, aka "the science guy," if grownups want to "deny evolution and live in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them."

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-- Transcript: Denial of evolution is unique to the United States. I mean, we're the world's most advanced technological—I mean, you could say Japan—but generally, the United States is where most of the innovations still happens. People still move to the United States. And that's largely because of the intellectual capital we have, the general understanding of science. When you have a portion of the population that doesn't believe in that, it holds everybody back, really.
Evolution is the fundamental idea in all of life science, in all of biology. It's like, it's very much analogous to trying to do geology without believing in tectonic plates. You're just not going to get the right answer. Your whole world is just going to be a mystery instead of an exciting place.

As my old professor, Carl Sagan, said, "When you're in love you want to tell the world." So, once in a while I get people that really—or that claim—they don't believe in evolution. And my response generally is "Well, why not? Really, why not?" Your world just becomes fantastically complicated when you don't believe in evolution. I mean, here are these ancient dinosaur bones or fossils, here is radioactivity, here are distant stars that are just like our star but they're at a different point in their lifecycle. The idea of deep time, of this billions of years, explains so much of the world around us. If you try to ignore that, your world view just becomes crazy, just untenable, itself inconsistent.

And I say to the grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your world, in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can—we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems.

It's just really hard a thing, it's really a hard thing. You know, in another couple of centuries that world view, I'm sure, will be, it just won't exist. There's no evidence for it.

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My favorite New York Times Opinion Columnist, Gail Collins, wrote about President Fucktard Trump.

Opinion

Robert Mueller: Warrior or Wimp

Was there anything really special in the special counsel?

By Gail Collins

Opinion Columnist
May 29, 2019

Robert Mueller certainly looks as if he could use a rest. Give the man credit. There’s nothing more exhausting than trying to analyze the inner workings of Donald Trump’s mind.

The special counsel made a brief farewell address, after two years and a 448-page report. “If we had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime we would have said so,” he told America.

That was the bottom line, a sort of vague double negative that wouldn’t work in the first grade:

“Bobby, did Sylvia pull the class bunny’s tail while I was out of the room?”

“Teacher, if I had confidence that Sylvia clearly did not commit any infraction of the bunny rules, I would have said so.”

At that point, one would hope said teacher would write a letter to Bobby’s mom, expressing concern that the kid might grow up to be a self-protective weenie.

If Mueller’s speech had been accompanied by Real English subtitles, they’d have said something like: “Look, the guy obstructed justice, but you can’t charge a president with a crime while he’s in office. You’re gonna have to impeach him first.”

But there was no helpful translation. So you know what happened.

“The case is closed! Thank you,” tweeted the president, who magically interpreted Mueller’s statement as saying that “there was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent.”

Try to imagine some other inhabitant of the White House responding to an investigation into whether he had been engaged in a deeply illegal cover-up. Wouldn’t you be a little suspicious if he referred to himself the way a defense lawyer might refer to a presumably guilty client?

Well, at least he didn’t say “Trump is innocent!” Those third-person speeches are getting a little weird.

When Mueller issued his very long report two months ago, the president responded with triumphant cries of “No collusion” and a vow to turn his attention to making the Republicans “the party of health care!” You can see how well that’s been going. Trump hasn’t even been able to make them the party of road repair.

But he’s still … here. And Mueller, for all his warning bells about a president who you can’t say didn’t commit a crime, isn’t planning to be any further help. He made it pretty clear that if he’s forced to testify before a congressional committee, he’ll just point to his mammoth report. Anybody who wants to drive home the obstruction of justice issue might have to find some other former special counsel to help out.

The biggest message Mueller wanted to leave with the American public was a very loud howl about Russia’s attempts to undermine the American democratic system by hacking into the Clinton campaign computers and releasing private information that it stole there.

And it succeeded. A foreign power helped to throw the election to the candidate its leaders liked. It was exactly the sort of disaster the founding fathers would have pictured if their worst nightmares featured computers. They passed the Alien Sedition Act in 1798, noted historian H.W. Brands, “amid concern that French revolutionaries were trying to undermine the American Republic.”

Brands said that kind of worry was also what prompted the founders to require that all presidents be born in the United States. And Donald Trump fulfills that description to a T. The man may be a remorseless liar who has no interest whatsoever in any aspect of American democracy that doesn’t directly affect his own personal fortunes. But he’s from here. Think positive.

Trump hates to hear warnings about Russia, since they do sort of suggest that he truly lost the election. (Even as it was, all the Russian oligarchs and intelligence chiefs in the world weren’t effective enough to win him the popular vote.)

Kirstjen Nielsen, the recently axed homeland security secretary, ticked off our commander in chief when she started working on plans to guard against Russian interference in 2020. A senior administration official told Times reporters that Nielsen was warned it “wasn’t a great subject” to discuss in front of the president.

Trump did his own research, of course, by simply asking Vladimir Putin. (“He said he didn’t meddle. … I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it.”) Later, when 13 Russian nationals were indicted for interfering in the election, the president just moved on to arguing that even if it happened, it didn’t really matter. (“The results of the election were not impacted.”)

But let’s get back to Mueller. What did you think about his address to the nation?

A) That was about a 448-page report, right? Didn’t totally focus. I was busy … buying condiments for the pantry.

B) Thrilled to learn our president won’t be distracted by criminal charges while he’s in office.

C) Can’t we do something about the “while in office” part?

It’s been quite a ride. When Mueller became special counsel, a lot of us thought he’d wind up as a chapter in the history books of the future. Well, maybe at least an asterisk.

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Gail Collins is an Op-Ed columnist and a former member of the editorial board, and was the first woman to serve as the Times editorial page editor, from 2001 to 2007. @GailCollinsFacebook

A version of this article appears in print on May 29, 2019, on Page A27 of the New York edition with the headline: Not-So-Special Counsel After All.

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