I asked a question about the resurrection of a decomposing corpse. Somebody wrote an excellent answer.

My question: "If somebody told you a corpse that had been decomposing for 3 days was resurrected would you think he or she was insane?"

Yeah, funny that. Any other time, people will look at you like "WTF... get real!!"
but in this ONE CASE... "oh yeah, totally! Zombie-Jew on-a-stick...makes complete sense!!"
LMMFAO!!!

The part I REALLY love about the story and how they try to sell it to you...

One day, they say jesus was the victim of a brutal murder - he was forcibly seized, abused, forced to carry his own cross to where they tortured him, finally nailed him to the cross, crucified him, tortured him even more, and then murdered him.

Next day, it’s ------ jesus voluntarily sacrificed himself for your sins to save mankind.

LOL – so… suddenly, a brutal, forced torture and vicious murder is now
a VOLUNTARY, happy, sparkly act of self-sacrifice to save mankind. Oh yay!!

Only a BS-cult full of nose-pickers would believe TWO-FACED crap like that, and try to sell it to others.

-- Jeff