The early morning sky in south Florida near the Atlantic Ocean.

I work at night in a building that's next to an ocean beach. This morning about 3AM I went outside to the beach and I saw an orange moon near the horizon. After I got off work at 6:30AM I went to the beach again. I saw the same moon (apparently the earth has only one) and not far to the left was a very bright planet Venus. Then about 7:05AM I saw a spectacular sunrise over the ocean. I was able to easily predict exactly where the sun would appear and I stared at that spot. I was rewarded with a small speck of bright red under the clouds. I watched until I could see the entire sun, knowing that the earth's rotation was making this possible. (Christians, the sun does not circle the earth. About 20% of Idiot America believes the sun really does orbit our planet. Really. Don't believe me? Look it up. Americans are extremely retarded. No other country comes close to our level of pure stupid.)

I will never understand why gullible Christians wish for a magical heaven when right here in south Florida there's a real heaven. Christians, you want to be in heaven? Just take Southwest Airlines to Fort Lauderdale. That's where it is.