Ten reasons why heaven is bullshit.

This is my 23rd post about heaven. It's important to eradicate the cowardly childish idiotic heaven fantasy because it makes terrorism possible. Here's 10 reasons why there couldn't possibly be a supernatural heaven.

1. Heaven is ridiculously impossible.

2. Heaven is exactly what a gullible coward would wish for.

3. There's not a shred of evidence for a supernatural heaven.

4. Evolution is a bloody fact. Therefore we are just animals. The same natural processes that caused the development of cockroaches also caused the development of our species (modern human apes). Even the most retarded Bible thumper and even the most insane terrorist agrees there's no magical heaven for cockroaches, so there's absolutely no reason to believe dead human apes go there.

5. There's no magic in the universe.

6. Even if there was magic in the universe, a master of the universe would have to be waving its magic wand constantly to perform all the magic tricks required to transport dead people there. It's fair to say it wouldn't bother with it.

7. There's not one shred of evidence for the magic god fairy that would be required to send dead human apes to a magical heaven.

8. A person would have to be an idiot to believe in heaven. Does this mean the majority of Americans are idiots? YES.

9. A person would have to be a drooling moron to believe in heaven. Does this mean the majority of Americans are extremely stupid? YES.

10. Have you ever smelled a dead human animal? It's worse than disgusting. These things stay dead. They don't magically reappear somewhere else. If you really believe the heaven bullshit, you need to grow up, face facts, and learn how to stop being a gullible coward.

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Christian morons, how does this heaven business work? If I understand your cowardly belief correctly, your soul (whatever that is) magically flies up to the clouds (or who knows where) and then magically transforms itself into your disgusting dead body, except now you're alive again, living in some magical place infested with other Christian idiots like yourselves. Jeebus must be waving his magic wand like crazy to make this bullshit work.

And your magical selves live forever in this fantasy land, for trillions and trillions of years. Long after the entire universe goes extinct, you're still alive playing with your harp, bored out of your fucking mind.

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Here's another reason to throw out the cowardly childish heaven fantasy.

Our planet is just a speck of almost nothing in a vast universe of trillions and trillions of solar systems. Why would a magical master of the universe give this place special treatment? It makes no sense. Of course the magic god fairy also makes no sense.

Richard Feynman tried to explain it. I have shown this quote to Christian tards before. They don't understand. They can't think and they don't want to think. They're Christians because they're drooling morons.

"I can't believe the special stories that have been made up about our relationship to the universe at large because they seem to be too simple, too local, too provincial. The earth, he came to the earth, one of the aspects of god came to the earth mind you, and look at what's out there. It isn't in proportion."

-- Richard Feynman

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I wrote this comment at Imagine no heaven.

humanape says:

21 February 2012 at 7:35 am

The cowardly childish idiotic heaven fantasy (which makes terrorism possible) is extremely important to Christians. To believe in a heaven they of course have to be gullible morons. Also, they have to believe people were magically created out of nothing to be completely separate from the rest of nature. Evolution kills this bullshit, therefore Christians must either completely deny evolution or they must stick Jeebus into it somewhere. Accepting evolution as pure science (without supernatural intervention) is out of the question for the cowards who need to believe in another life after dropping dead.

My point is for Christians to fully accept the evidence for evolution they must first throw out their death cult. Atheists who dishonestly say Christians can accept both evolution and Jeebus are doing it wrong. To improve scientific literacy in Idiot America, the idiots must first learn how to grow up. They have to throw out Christianity.