Saturday, February 26, 2011

Christians are incapable of accepting evolution without sticking their dead Jeebus into it.

In hick-infested Oklahoma a pastor defends science education, but he can't do that without making evolutionary biology part of his idiotic religious beliefs.


Preacher man, you are correct to say magic doesn't belong in science education, but why do you call magic a scientific theory? Maybe you're just stupid.

The preacher man then sticks his fairy into evolutionary biology and as usual for religious idiots he isn't very specific about it.

"The Presbyterian Church I serve, as well as many other denominations, support the best evolutionary science as a partner with our religious faith. The creationist God of intelligent design is far smaller than my God who works through the evolutionary process."

Why don't the Christian tards ever say this:

"The Presbyterian Church I serve, as well as many other denominations, support the best gravity science as a partner with our religious faith. The creationist God of magical gravity is far smaller than my God who works through the gravity process."

They only single out evolution for their special Jeebus treatment. They know evolution kills their ridiculous death cult so to get around that problem they stick Jeebus into evolution as evolution's partner, as if a natural process needs an idiot waving his magic wand.

Grow up Christians. Evolutionary biology is just like any other branch of science. It doesn't need your fairy working "through the evolutionary process." Instead of polluting evolution with your god bullshit it would be better if you invoked your fairy for the magical creation of everything which by the way is exactly what your dead Jeebus did.

If you can't grow up and be a normal person (aka atheist) then at least have the decency to keep your superstitious nose out of science. Scientists don't need and they don't want your childish fantasies to be their partner. Understand preacher man?

And to you atheist wimps who cheer for these moron preachers who pretend they are for science even though they believe in the resurrection of their dead Jeebus into a zombie, you can go fuck yourselves because you're dishonest and because you're part of the religious insanity problem.

2 comments:

  1. They could accept that the beginning of Genesis is a fairy tale but the rest is history (even though it's not)... but noooo They have to insist that God "made" everything ... except himself.

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  2. I think you meant "except itself" unless you think their imaginary fairy would have male sex organs.

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