Christians have many other problems including their cowardly fear of evolutionary biology. The only possible way to improve scientific literacy in Idiot America is to first eradicate the Jeebus death cult. Improving science education is also necessary but that won't do any good if the students are brain-dead Christian scum.
Many Christians like to spread their disease so they advertise their death cult by handing out pamphlets to strangers. I got one today on the bus.
It was the usual bullshit about how everyone is evil therefore they need the dead Jeebus so they can live forever in a magical zombie paradise after they drop dead and become worm food.
The pamphlet had this disgusting prayer which shows beyond any doubt I'm right. Christians are batshit crazy, they're willing to believe any bullshit to avoid reality, and they're dumber than dogs.
Here it is. The stupidity burns. Notice how these lunatics actually want to be slaves of their Jeebus fantasy. There's nobody more pathetic than a Christian tard.
Dear Heavenly Father. I come to You, confessing that I have sinned and broken Your laws. I am sorry for my sin, and I believe that Jeebus Christ came to earth to die for me and my sins and rose again from the dead that I too might have eternal life. Please forgive me. I invite You into my life, and give Jeebus Christ the right to take control of the rest of my life. Please help me to be what You want me to be. I thank you for saving me and accepting me and I pray this in Jeebus' name.
"...and they're dumber than dogs."
ReplyDeleteFWIW, my dogs are both offended by the comparison. ;)
I actually considered that possibility. You're right, it's an insult to dogs to imply they're almost as stupid as Christians.
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