Sunday, July 31, 2011

Francis Collins is a fucking idiot.

I wrote these comments at Evangelical Scientist Responds to Critics Who Say Faith, Science Don't Mix.

God-soaked idiots like Francis Collins are extremely rare in the scientific community. Virtually all the best scientists in the world are normal people, also known as atheists.

Scientists know better than anyone else that the magic god fairy of the gaps has run out of gaps to hide in.

He stated he has concerns that well-known researchers proposing that a belief in evolution and a belief in God cannot coincide might negatively affect the opinions of people not familiar with science."

So what? Is that any reason to suppress the truth? Every branch of science, especially evolutionary biology, has made the god hypothesis unnecessary. We don't need any magical gods in the 21st century.

If somebody is going to be a crybaby because science has killed god, who cares? Let the religious idiot be a scientifically illiterate retard the rest of his life. Nobody cares about the drooling morons who believe in the dead Jeebus.

By the way, notice the tard calls a basic scientific fact a belief.

Collins is an advocate of profoundly anti-scientific beliefs, and it is responsible for the scientific community to ask him how these beliefs will affect his administration,” Harvard researcher Stephen Pinker said in a written statement.

Collins responded to the criticism stating that “
angry atheists are out there using science as a club to hit believers over the head.”.

Collins, you deserve a lot worse than being clubbed on the head. You have disgraced your profession with your childish idiotic Jeebus fantasies.

Grow up or shut up, Collins.

Angry atheists? Why not be angry in an idiot-infested world with the daily suicide bombings and the never ending Christian war against science education? Enough is enough. All religious insanity must be eradicated now. Everyone who still believes in supernatural magic in the 21st century needs to be ridiculed relentlessly until they learn how to grow up and stop being cowardly morons.

The symbol of the Christian Death Cult is the dead Jeebus on a stick.

Christian tards, your Jeebus fantasy is disgusting. Grow up.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Another good reason to eradicate the Christian Death Cult from Idiot America.

Scientific education and religious education are incompatible. The clergy have ceased to interfere with education at the advanced state, with which I am directly concerned, but they have still got control of that of children. This means that the children have to learn about Adam and Noah instead of about Evolution; about David who killed Goliath, instead of Koch who killed cholera; about Christ's ascent into heaven instead of Montgolfier's and Wright's. Worse than that, they are taught that it is a virtue to accept statements without adequate evidence, which leaves them a prey to quacks of every kind in later life, and makes it very difficult for them to accept the methods of thought which are successful in science.
-- J.B.S. Haldane

Every human ape has the moral responsibility to do everything possible to save species threatened with extinction.

Centuries ago, sea turtles roamed our oceans by the millions. In the last 100 years their numbers have been greatly reduced. All seven species of sea turtles are in danger of extinction.

The evolution of the modern human ape species was a disaster for the planet earth and the creatures who live here.

I live near the east coast of south Florida. I have met biologists who are working hard to protect our sea turtles from human assholes (also known as Christians).

I unfortunately have experience saving baby sea turtles from certain death because of a malfunctioning light in a condo building. The light had a motion sensor that was suppose to turn the beach-side light on for only one minute when a resident was walking a dog at night. Instead the light stayed on permanently, causing one hundred baby turtles to walk to the condo light instead of the moon over the ocean. The problem was not my fault because if it was up to me that light would have been disconnected during turtle season (May thru October). We had to carry several baby sea turtles to the ocean. I hope we saved all of them but I doubt it.

The experience taught me to gently pick up the baby turtles with finger and thumb on both sides of the shell, then take the creature to the edge of the ocean, point it towards the water, and place it close enough to the water so that the next wave sucks it in to the sea.

According to the biologists I talked to, in addition to unnecessary lights another problem (again thanks to human idiots) is tourists (or residents who should know better) who get too close to a giant sea turtle when she leaves the ocean to lay her eggs in the sand. They frighten the mother and she returns to the ocean, lays her eggs in the water, and the world has just lost 100 baby turtles thanks to the worthless human race.

If you live on the east coast in south Florida, or if you plan to take a vacation here between May and October, you need to do the following (I'm talking to you, Mr. and Ms. Christian retard).

There must be a complete blackout on the east side of your condo or hotel at the beach. That means thick curtains if you're going to have your lights on at night. And that means absolutely no outside lights on, not even for one minute, on the east side of your building.

On the beach you will notice small areas that have been marked with stakes and ribbons. That means there's a turtle nest under the sand there, and you must never disturb it.

If you have the good luck of seeing a huge turtle leave the ocean to lay her eggs, you need to keep an extremely huge distance from that future mother, or else you will be responsible for the murder of 100 priceless endangered turtles, and for that the penalty should be torture and execution.

If all 100 baby turtles make it successfully to the sea, their chances of surviving long enough to reproduce are very slim. Hopefully at least one of them lives a long time.

Please take your vacation here. We need your money. But if you do anything to harm our sea turtles, you will be sorry for it if I catch you.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Evolution deniers can't explain why their god fairy would use its magic wand to create the giraffe's laryngeal nerve 15 feet longer than necessary.

Mammals are descendants of fish. One difference is the longer neck of mammals (fish have no necks). Evolution, unlike the imaginary magic fairy the evolution deniers believe in, can't start from scratch when a new species develops. Evolution by natural selection has to work with what it has. And that's why the laryngeal nerve in modern human apes is 2 feet longer than necessary and in giraffes 15 feet longer than necessary.

For the details (I'm not explaining what's already been explained in several books about biology) please see page 82 of Why Evolution is True and pages 360 to 364 in The Greatest Show on Earth.

There are thousands more facts of nature that can only be explained if evolution is true. There is nothing in nature that conflicts with the basic fact that there's an evolutionary relationship between every creature on earth.

This by the way is the 600th post of this blog and my 63rd post about the evidence for evolution.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

In Idiot America there is no shortage of evolution deniers (also known as uneducated morons) to ridicule. Here's another example.

A Christian tard visited a Texas news website and wrote some bullshit about evolution. This was my reply.

Jerry R. wrote "In other words, there is no evidence of transitional life within the fossil beds of the earth."

Jerry R. obviously knows absolutely nothing about evolutionary biology or any other branch of science (but he writes about it anyway as do most Christian idiots). He is a good example of why it's important to teach evolution and not teach magical creationism.

By the way Jerry R. you're wrong about the fossils. And you're wrong to think fossils are the only evidence for evolution. I wonder why you superstitious morons so willingly make fools out of yourselves on the internet. Do you get extra points from your dead Jeebus for showing off your breathtaking stupidity?

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The top scientists of the world agree. God is bullshit.

Hello Christian tards. Hello Muslim terrorists. Hello Jewish assholes.

On your side there's some professional superstitious idiots, as stupid as you are.

On the side of reality there's all the world's best scientists.

Thanks to PZ for providing the link to this video:

The 50th scientist of the video, Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate in Physics, said about Muslims who wanted to prevent the teaching of science in universities, "They felt that science would be corrosive to religious beliefs and they were worried about it. Dammit I think they were right. It is corrosive to religious belief. And it's a good thing too."

Here's a list of the 50 scientists who agree magic god fairies are bullshit. Please notice their qualifications. The best scientists are normal people, also known as atheists. Meanwhile, the vast majority of theists, also known as superstitious cowards, are stupid assholes.

Hello religious tards, how many Nobel Laureates believe in your Supernatural Master of the Universe? The answer is exactly zero.

1. Lawrence Krauss, World-Renowned Physicist
2. Robert Coleman Richardson, Nobel Laureate in Physics
3. Richard Feynman, World-Renowned Physicist, Nobel Laureate in Physics
4. Simon Blackburn, Cambridge Professor of Philosophy
5. Colin Blakemore, World-Renowned Oxford Professor of Neuroscience
6. Steven Pinker, World-Renowned Harvard Professor of Psychology
7. Alan Guth, World-Renowned MIT Professor of Physics
8. Noam Chomsky, World-Renowned MIT Professor of Linguistics
9. Nicolaas Bloembergen, Nobel Laureate in Physics
10. Peter Atkins, World-Renowned Oxford Professor of Chemistry
11. Oliver Sacks, World-Renowned Neurologist, Columbia University
12. Lord Martin Rees, Astronomer Royal
13. Sir John Gurdon, Pioneering Developmental Biologist, Cambridge
14. Sir Bertrand Russell, World-Renowned Philosopher, Nobel Laureate
15. Stephen Hawking, World-Renowned Cambridge Theoretical Physicist
16. Riccardo Giacconi, Nobel Laureate in Physics
17. Ned Block, NYU Professor of Philosophy
18. Gerard 't Hooft, Nobel Laureate in Physics
19. Marcus du Sautoy, Oxford Professor of Mathematics
20. James Watson, Co-discoverer of DNA, Nobel Laureate
21. Colin McGinn, Professor of Philosophy, Miami University
22. Sir Patrick Bateson, Cambridge Professor of Ethology
23. Sir David Attenborough, World-Renowned Broadcaster and Naturalist
24. Martinus Veltman, Nobel Laureate in Physics
25. Pascal Boyer, Professor of Anthropology
26. Partha Dasgupta, Cambridge Professor of Economics
27. AC Grayling, Birkbeck Professor of Philosophy
28. Ivar Giaever, Nobel Laureate in Physics
29. John Searle, Berkeley Professor of Philosophy
30. Brian Cox, Particle Physicist (Large Hadron Collider, CERN)
31. Herbert Kroemer, Nobel Laureate in Physics
32. Rebecca Goldstein, Professor of Philosophy
33. Michael Tooley, Professor of Philosophy, Colorado
34. Sir Harold Kroto, Nobel Laureate in Chemistry
35. Leonard Susskind, Stanford Professor of Theoretical Physics
36. Quentin Skinner, Professor of History (Cambridge)
37. Theodor W. Hänsch, Nobel Laureate in Physics
38. Mark Balaguer, CSU Professor of Philosophy
39. Richard Ernst, Nobel Laureate in Chemistry
40. Alan Macfarlane, Cambridge Professor of Anthropology
41. Professor Neil deGrasse Tyson, Princeton Research Scientist
42. Douglas Osheroff, Nobel Laureate in Physics
43. Hubert Dreyfus, Berkeley Professor of Philosophy
44. Lord Colin Renfrew, World-Renowned Archaeologist, Cambridge
45. Carl Sagan, World-Renowned Astronomer
46. Peter Singer, World-Renowned Bioethicist, Princeton
47. Rudolph Marcus, Nobel Laureate in Chemistry
48. Robert Foley, Cambridge Professor of Human Evolution
49. Daniel Dennett, Tufts Professor of Philosophy
50. Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate in Physics

Monday, July 25, 2011

Darwin killed God.

University of Chicago biologist Jerry Coyne wrote on his blog: If anything is absolutely, rock-bottom true, it’s that life evolved, beginning about 4 billion years ago, and that the creation myth of Genesis is completely wrong.

Every biologist in the world agrees with Jerry Coyne. Genesis is bullshit no matter how it's interpreted.

152 years of scientific discoveries and all the massive evidence completely supports evolution. There is not one shred of evidence against evolution. It's fair to say evolution by natural selection is the strongest basic fact of science.

Therefore people are just apes, and the development of every species was a completely natural process. Supernatural magic is not required to explain anything in biology. Therefore it's fair to say supernatural magic, also known as god, is not required in any other branch of science. Magic god fairies are not necessary for anything. A worthless god fairy is a fairy that doesn't exist.

A lifetime spent believing in bullshit is a wasted life.

A brainwashed person is likely to remain brainwashed forever unless he or she finds out there's an alternative to being a gullible moron. What chance does a victim of religious indoctrination have if he or she never meets a normal person (also known as an atheist)?

I was a victim of religious bullshit thanks to nine years of Catholic school from kindergarten thru 8th grade. My entire youth was wasted believing in the dead Jeebus and the other fantasies of the Christian death cult.

I will always be grateful to a girlfriend I had in high school. She was brilliant, she loved science, and she also had the advantage of being part of a wealthy family in a Chicago suburb. What I'm thankful for was a simple question she asked me, "Why do you go to church?"

The question shocked me. For the first time in my life I was speechless. I could not answer the question. I didn't realize it then but I had just started the slow process of recovering from the Christian disease.

My point is if a normal person can somehow help religiously infected people to grow up, there can be no greater favor because they are being saved from a wasted life.

I'm doing my bit with this blog. I encourage other normal people to help eradicate religious insanity from this planet.

I wrote a comment at a Christian extremist blog. They noticed the Norway murderer (a Christian fundamentalist) shares their idiotic fantasies.

"Evangelicals: Norway Slaughter Totally Opposes Goodness of God".

Is this the same magic god fairy who wiped out virtually the entire human race in the Noah's Ark myth?

The god of the Bible is a homicidal maniac, as is one of its followers, the murderer from Norway.

Norway, by the way, is an atheist country and that's why it's usually very peaceful there.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

This bullshit is in American newspapers all the time, and never once do they point out the obvious: praying is bullshit for superstitious morons.

prayer: the act of communicating with a deity, especially as a petition or in adoration or contrition or thanksgiving.

Praying is the act of talking directly to a magical god fairy who is hiding somewhere in the universe. Do I really have to say how insane and incredibly retarded these idiots are?

The newspapers say nothing about how bloody stupid the whole thing is. They just report the praying as if it's normal behavior and not the idiocy it really is.

This sucking up to batshit crazy scum has got to stop. It's about time for a newspaper editorial that complains about the tards who are constantly praying for some good luck and then if the wish for good luck becomes true, calling it a miracle, as if magic is real.

American newspapers, stop recording this bullshit as normal behavior. Stop pretending a belief in magic isn't childish. Grow up and stop being part of the problem.

Unfortunately in Idiot America a newspaper would probably go out of business if it dared to call insanity "insanity".

What does every preacher, priest, pastor, rabbi, cleric, and professional evolution denier have in common? They're all bullshit salesmen.

If you're a customer of one of these professional assholes who sells religious bullshit, guess what you are.

"There's a sucker born every minute."
-- B. T. Barnum

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Because of my burning hatred for the stupid fucking assholes of the Christian Creationist Discovery Institute, I provide this link.

On idiocy

Many thanks to Andy Ellington's Blog, and thanks to PZ for providing the link.

Here's an example. Please see the whole thing because it's the best criticism of the dishonest Christian retards of the Magical Creationism Discovery Institute I've ever seen.

Which would you rather see helping to set policies relating to teaching biology, literally millions of scientists who spend their entire careers doing experiments, or a handful of folks at a faith-based think tank whose jobs largely depend on trying to make inconvenient facts go away?

All Christians are cowardly idiots. Here's a good example.

The Christian tard wrote some comments at this anti-reality Christian blog.

His name is Drew Hall. He is just one of the millions of Christian assholes who infest Idiot America. See the Christian website for the comments he wrote. Here's two examples with my reply.

Drew Hall wrote "I have faith that I will enter heaven at last not because I really want it to be true but because Christ has proven by his testimony, actions and words that he was who he said he was."

Mr. Hall, I have faith that you will forever be a cowardly idiot, willing to believe any childish nonsense if it makes you feel good.

Drew Hall wrote "I'm the proud father of four young 'deluded' children who know that God made all things in the space of 6 days and all very good."

Congratulations Mr. Hall. Your children are uneducated morons just like yourself. You must be proud.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Christianity, the zombie religion.

zombie: a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force

Resurrection: The resurrection of Jeebus is the belief that Jeebus returned to bodily life on the third day following his death by crucifixion. It is a key element of Christian faith and theology.

Try to imagine how stupid, gullible, and batshit crazy a person has to be to believe in the idiotic Jeebus zombie fantasy. The belief is so insane that if not for the vast numbers of American tards who are infected with the Christian disease these idiots would be locked up in asylums.

What's interesting is the Jeebus = zombie bullshit is a required belief for Christian morons. If they don't accept the ridiculous idea that a Master of the Universe would use this disgusting magic trick to prove its existence, then they are not real Christians.

The same Christian assholes who believe in the Jeebus zombie think they're qualified to tell biology teachers how to do their jobs.

Fuck off and die Christian scum. You have disgraced my country long enough.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Evolution deniers are uneducated morons.

At the top of my blog there (use to be) a perfect description of natural selection written by Charles Darwin himself, who for many good reasons is called the father of modern biology. He provided a massive amount of evidence for his natural selection idea as did the thousands of biologists who came after Darwin. The fossil evidence and more importantly the genetic evidence has shown beyond any doubt natural selection has, over the past four billion years, gradually developed millions of new species. Natural selection works and the world's biologists know it works.

Unfortunately there are some extremely backward countries, for example Idiot America and the world's Muslim theocracies, that have large populations of evolution deniers. America is the most scientifically illiterate country of the Western world. The reason for this educational disgrace is of course the idiotic Christian death cult and the cowardly Christian assholes who attack science education and who train children to know nothing about science.

Christians, also known as uneducated morons, have no idea how much scientific evidence they have to deny to defend their dead Jeebus. Several books have been written about the thousands of powerful evidences for evolution, but Christian tards almost never read those books because they don't want to make their dead Jeebus cry. Occasionally Christians will read a book about biology, for example Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne, but they virtually always are unable to understand anything, no matter how clearly the concepts are explained.

The problem is serious and out of control. There are thousands of professional religious assholes whose careers depend on their denial of basic scientific facts. An entire industry is dedicated to keeping Americans stupid.

The solution couldn't possibly be more obvious. Just eradicate the Christian disease.

The time for respecting religious insanity is over with. The Christian death cult and the assholes who believe in it must be attacked and ridiculed relentlessly until their children understand their parents are world-class idiots.

What do Hydra, Nix, Charon, and P4 have in common?

They all circle dwarf planet Pluto, previously known as the 9th planet of our solar system.

The moon P4 was discovered recently thanks to the Hubble Space Telescope. It has been estimated to be between only 8 to 21 miles wide.

Christian tards, please notice your all-knowing Jeebus god-man knew nothing about Pluto's moons or anything else. You idiots worship a dead moron.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Ridiculing Christian scum is not the only purpose for this blog.

I also wrote 29 posts to ridicule Muslim scum.

I also wrote 73 posts about the religious implications of evolution.

Most important of all, and what I'm most interested in, is the incredibly powerful and massive evidence for evolution, evidence that is growing more rapidly than ever before. I wrote 62 posts about the evidence for evolution. I encourage science deniers to study this evidence. A little hard work could save you from a lifetime of stupidity. All you have to do is stop being a lazy worthless piece of crap and stop worrying about making your dead Jeebus cry.

Scientists solve problems with research. Christian retards solve problems with their god's magic wand.

If the history of science teaches us anything, it is that what conquers our ignorance is research, not giving up and attributing our ignorance to the miraculous work of a creator.
-- Jerry Coyne

Christian assholes don't get it. For everything they can't understand they invoke the unlimited magical powers of their god fairy. They say "My god can do anything." Why think when magic can solve any problem?

It's impossible to be more stupid than a drooling Christian moron.

Invoking magic for everything is only part of their mental illness. They also think they are their fairy's favorite species. Their fairy loves Christians so much it sends them to a magical paradise when they drop dead.

Hey Christians tards, why wait? Make the world a better place for the rest of us. Just jump off a cliff so you can go to your magical fantasy land right now. Everyone will say good riddance when all you Christian scum are dead.

A fucking idiot wrote: "My God can do anything. When the time of judgment comes, it will be made clear to every single person who ever lived."

A tard polluted my blog with this bullshit at this post: "My God can do anything, despite anything you or anyone else says. When the time of judgment comes, it will be made clear to every single person who ever lived."

Her "When the time of judgment comes" translated means "If you're not a gullible cowardly moron like us Christians, our invisible friend will torture you forever."

All Christians are fucking assholes, no better than terrorists.

Do you have any evidence for your disgusting childish fantasies, Ms. Retard?

Your fairy can perform any magic trick. How convenient for insane subhumans like yourself.

The airhead wrote some more bullshit at this other post.

It's OK if Christians write comments on my blog but only if they at least pretend to have a brain. Threats and excessive stupidity are not welcome here.

Monday, July 18, 2011

90% of Americans are idiots. 10% of Americans are normal. 81% of Americans are cowards.

From a 2007 Gallup poll: 9o% of Americans believe in God or a universal spirit, while 10% are firm in their belief that there is no God. 81% of Americans believe in heaven.

I don't much care for the Gallup poll's definition of normal people ("firm in their belief that there is no god.") because I wouldn't call not believing in bullshit a belief.

The results from this Gallup poll are disgraceful. The poll shows that the vast majority of Americans are cowardly gullible imbeciles.

The Gallup poll also shows that about 75% of Americans are extremely deranged because they also believe in bullshit like angels, devils, and hell. It's fair to say the United States of Jeebus is the world's largest insane asylum.

Another Gallup poll shows that 84% of Americans are uneducated morons because they either completely deny the facts of evolution or they pollute evolutionary biology with supernatural bullshit.

If you believe in a magical heaven you should consider the advantages of growing up. You should consider the advantages of not being a coward. You should ask yourself why are you being so gullible. You should try to understand why wishful thinking will never make your ridiculous impossible life-after-death happen.

Most important of all, if you believe in heaven you should realize you're no less insane than the suicide bombers who have the exact same cowardly fantasy you have. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

This is what happens when Christian tards get their anti-science bullshit from professional liars.

I tried to help the tard even though stupid can't be fixed.

An uneducated moron wrote "For over 150 years, paleontologists have been searching for what they call “transitional fossils.” After all, if evolution really happened, the fossil record should document the slow change from one kind of creature into another with lots of intermediate creatures in between. However, not one such “missing link” fossil has been uncovered in a century and a half of digging."

You're ridiculously wrong. I don't have all day so here's some information for you (17 posts):

If you're a student and your teacher teaches magical creationism, do what you have to do. Get that Christian asshole publicly humiliated and fired.

As an American student in a public school you have the right to receive superior science education, but if your biology teacher is a drooling moron, also known as a Christian, you're never going to learn anything. As a student it's your responsibility to speak out strongly when you get stuck with a science teacher who knows nothing about science. You need to loudly demand the idiot Christian be fired. Also, you need to harass and ridicule the Christian asshole every chance you get.

For help you can contact the National Center for Science Education. Josh Rosenau, policy director of the National Center for Science Education, said "The situation has gotten better during the past decade or so, but that often his organization finds that it discovers a school teaching creationism only when a student or family raises a ruckus — there’s no lawsuit until there’s a plaintiff, after all."

Don't let Christian assholes ruin your education. Our country depends on America's students to get all Christian scum thrown out of our public schools.

Remember the airheads who were in the contest for Miss USA? Remember their stupidity when they answered a question about evolution?

It's now possible to read all their replies without having to look at their stupid looking faces. By the way I'm all for attractive women but there's nothing attractive about being a drooling moron.

The owner of the blog Thoughts from Kansas took the time to write down the answers.

A typical example:

"Evolution, no, I do not believe in evolution, I do not think it should be taught in schools, and I would not encourage it."

Amazing incredible breathtaking insanity. The young airhead is a typical Christian retard. To defend her dead Jeebus she would throw all science education out the window. Also, she calls a basic scientific fact a belief, as if evolutionary biology is a religion and not an extremely important branch of science.

For more examples of the idiocy of Idiot America, please see Thoughts from Kansas.

Friday, July 15, 2011

An Alabama church defends their dead Jeebus by spreading lies about biology. What a surprise!

Alabama is a backward hick-infested state in the middle of Idiot America's Bible Belt. Virtually the entire population is Christian Retard, also known as uneducated morons.

There are quite a few churches in Alabama and this church in Columbiana (south of Birmingham) is typical. They preach magical creationism, which means they have to show off their total ignorance of evolutionary biology, and they have to be dishonest about evolution and dishonest about their own fantasies.

Here's an example. In one sentence they show they have no understanding of natural selection and they dishonestly disguise their childish belief in magic by calling magic "design".

"This testifies to design, not chance mutations (random changes in genetic material)."

Mutations are random but natural selection of favorable mutations are not random. They completely ignore the mechanism natural selection, probably because they don't understand it.

If they weren't professional Liars-For-Jeebus they would have written "This testifies to magical creation out of nothing" instead of "This testifies to design". Like most Christian scum they think calling magic "design" somehow makes it sound less childish.

Obviously these professional Alabama assholes are terrified of evolutionary biology because this branch of science threatens their career, which is mentally abusing children and their other customers with supernatural bullshit.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

PZ frequently writes about the stupidity of science deniers, also known as Christian assholes.

This PZ post is about a typical crazy/stupid creationist. There were more examples of Christian idiocy in the comments. This was my comment:

I met a creationist who said god made the moon to make it easier for people to see at night.

I met another creationist who said god made chimps for our entertainment when we visit zoos.

I'm not making these fantasies up. Christians have shown themselves to be more hopelessly stupid than I could have imagined possible.

A question for Christian retards -- which one of these magic wands did your fairy use to make people out of nothing?

Our magic wands are recommended for ages 5 and up and they also can be used by god fairies.

My point, Christian morons, is your magical god creature is a childish idea. Will you superstitious cowards ever grow up?

I doubt it. Stupid can't be fixed, and there's nobody more retarded than Christian assholes.

The Relentless Christian Crusade to Prevent Kids from Learning Science

The Relentless Christian Crusade to Prevent Kids from Learning Science

America's Christian assholes continue to attack science education in 2011 to defend their dead Jeebus.

If you're a Christian, go fuck yourself retard.

"Under this approach, evolution is falsely branded a 'controversial' idea that is losing support even in the scientific community. Thus, students must be taught to engage in “critical thinking” about its flaws, and, for good measure, controversies over global warming and human cloning will be discussed as well. Bills promoting this idea surfaced in a number of states this year. According to the website, legislatures in Tennessee, Florida, Texas, Missouri, Kentucky, Oklahoma and New Mexico have considered anti-evolution measures."

There is no controversy about the basic facts of evolutionary biology and every biologist in the world loves evolution. No scientific fact is stronger or more important than evolution. You cowardly Christians are just apes, and if this fact of nature makes your dead Jeebus cry and if reality makes you mentally disturbed that's your problem. Keep your superstitious bullshit out of our schools you fucking assholes.

Atheist wimps for Jeebus

The wimpy atheists of the National Center for Science Education suck up to Christian idiots, incorrectly thinking their dishonesty will improve America's scientific literacy.

The NCSE needs to understand the Christian war against science education will never end until the Christian death cult is eradicated, and that's never going to happen if scientific organizations tell America's superstitious cowards they can both believe in a magical heaven and accept the scientific fact we are just apes.

NCSE, the Christians know you're full of shit when you try to pretend Christianity, the most anti-science cult ever invented, can coexist with 21st century science. Christians are hopelessly stupid but they can recognize a liar when they see one, and there's nobody more obviously dishonest than an atheist who tells a Christian it's perfectly OK to believe in the dead Jeebus.

The NCSE asked some stupid questions and then they let professional idiots pollute their website with religious bullshit like the The Clergy Letter Project. The NCSE is telling Christians it's perfectly OK to stick Jeebus into evolutionary biology if that makes them feel better about science. The problem with their dishonest logic is polluting biology with supernatural bullshit is not the same thing as accepting evolution which is a natural process.

Here's the NCSE's questions with my correct answers:

"In public discussions of evolution and creationism, we are sometimes told by creationists and opponents of religion alike that we must choose between belief in creation and acceptance of the theory of evolution, between religion and science.

Is this a fair demand? YES.

Is the choice that stark? YES.

Can one believe in God and accept evolution? NO.

Can one both accept what science teaches and engage in religious belief and practice?" NO.

What NCSE should do is ignore religious complaints about evolution. Just keep the god fairies out of it. If asked by a Christian "Is it OK to accept the facts of evolutionary biology but stick my god fairy in there to invent or guide or use evolution?" the correct reply is "If you want to stick magic into science you're no better than the Bible thumpers and the terrorists. Grow up and stop being a cowardly moron."

If Christians throw out science because they can't pollute it with magic, that's their problem. They just need to understand if they try to stick their fairy into science education they will be relentlessly attacked until they learn how to shut the fuck up.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

As high school science students in the state of Louisiana, you are entitled to learn about the most idiotic religious fantasy ever invented.

The cartoon is brilliant because it demonstrates the breathtaking stupidity of the Christian assholes who are trying to destroy America's science education to defend their dead Jeebus.

I especially liked this part: "God created genocide" which shows that Christian retards get their fake moral values from a supernatural genocidal maniac.

A pro-science Christian would say not all Christians are drooling morons, but that's no excuse for belonging to an anti-science and anti-education death cult. Even the Christians who love evolution are gullible idiots who believe in childish idiotic fantasies. All Christians are part of the problem and they all deserve contempt.

The biology teacher in the cartoon is obviously extremely competent and he's using Louisiana's unconstitutional law passed to dumb down science education as an excuse to ridicule Christian idiots. His ridicule is subtle because all he's doing is describing in detail what magical intelligent design creationism really is, a ridiculous fantasy for gullible morons. This is why the cowardly Christian assholes who want to force biology teachers to give equal time to supernatural magic should be careful what they wish for.

Unfortunately in the god-soaked state of Louisiana where virtually every politician voted for a law to destroy science education competent biology teachers are probably rare. Most likely most biology teachers in that backward hick-infested state should be fired for incompetence. They probably don't talk about evolution at all except maybe to criticize it, despite the truth of what the cartoon's teacher said ("All the massive evidence supports a theory of evolution that knits together everything we know about biology.")

Teaching biology without teaching the foundation of biology is a big problem in idiot America and this educational disgrace is why the United States of Jeebus has the most scientifically illiterate population in the Western world. America needs to fire most of its biology teachers. A good place to start would be to publicly humiliate and throw out the window all Christian science teachers.

Even more unfortunate than the bad science teachers are the students who never complain about their inferior education. The intelligent student in the cartoon is as rare as the cartoon's competent teacher. American students who have been brainwashed their entire lives to believe in Jeebus are not likely to say anything when a science teacher wastes precious class time talking about Christian bullshit, or when a biology teacher who should be fired doesn't bother teaching the most important concept of biology. The students don't care. The politicians don't care. The retarded parents don't care. It's for a good reason Idiot America will always be infested with idiots.

Evolution deniers are willfully ignorant because they have no desire to study something that threatens their magical heaven fantasy.

The basic facts of evolutionary biology threaten every religious fantasy ever invented, including heaven and including the magic god fairy who sends dead people there. The evolution deniers who refuse to study evolution and who do everything possible to prevent the teaching of evolution to everyone else, especially their own children, understand the religious implications of modern biology. They know if people are just one of the modern ape species, they would have to admit their Christian death cult is bullshit. The Muslim terrorists have the same problem. They're all terrified of evolution because it means when they drop dead they stay dead, just like every other animal species.

These drooling morons are so mentally unstable they would become even more insane if they realized the truth of their very close evolutionary relationship with chimpanzee apes. If they realized they are just animals and therefore their one pathetic life is all they have, they would become screaming lunatics. So of course they won't go anywhere near a book about biology, and to protect their brainwashed children from reality they will do whatever is necessary, even threaten biology teachers.

The only solution is to wait for the superstitious idiots to drop dead, and also greatly improve science education, which means firing 72% of America's biology teachers (the Christian retards) and replacing them with normal teachers, also known as atheists. Christians should not be allowed to teach science because their death cult is an anti-science religion.

I wrote a comment for Christian assholes who infest a Christian Taliban blog.

From the news article: "Atheists hold a valid point of view, according to Chapman who is urging Christians and all believers to see the new film."

Since when did reality become a point of view? Reality is what it is. Reality is not an opinion. Atheists understand and accept reality. Religious morons, also known as Muslim terrorists and Christian Bible thumpers, don't even know what reality is.

Walker wrote "Atheists constantly attempt to whitewash themselves using the paint of a moral code directly attributable to the God that they reject."

Grow up Walker. You Christians are the most morally corrupt subhumans in history. Your magic god fairy of the Bible loves genocide and slavery and that's where you get your fake moral values.

Your "they reject god" shows how insane you are. Atheists don't reject god. They just don't believe in it. Would you say you reject the Easter Bunny? No of course not, but that's just as idiotic as what you said about atheists.

Take your fairy's disgusting moral code and shove it. I'm not interested in imitating your supernatural homicidal maniac.

Christians are terrorists. See the movie Mississippi Burning to watch Christian racists murder innocent people including women and children.

When Christians aren't murdering people they're attacking America's science education to defend their dead Jeebus. Cowardly Christians yell at female biology teachers.

Christians are enemies of America, no better than Muslim suicide bombers.

"they are behaving in an UN-christian manner and do not represent the faith."

Nice try but that's no excuse. All Christians brainwash their children. That's child abuse and nothing could be more immoral. Christians, every single one of them, are morally corrupt, as is the lunatic god of the Bible they believe in.

A quote from the movie Mississippi Burning: "At school, they said segregation what's said in the Bible... Genesis 9, Verse 27."

"At school, they said segregation what's said in the Bible... Genesis 9, Verse 27."

Mrs. Pell
: It's ugly. This whole thing is so ugly. Have you any idea what it's like to live with all this? People look at us and only see bigots and racists. Hatred isn't something you're born with. It gets taught. At school, they said segregation what's said in the Bible... Genesis 9, Verse 27. At 7 years of age, you get told it enough times, you believe it. You believe the hatred. You live it... you breathe it. You marry it.

Genesis 9.27: May God expand the territory of Japheth. May he live in the tents of Shem. Canaan will be his slave.

Christian assholes use Genesis 9.27 to justify their racism. Their magic god fairy has no problem with slavery (and genocide - see the Noah's Ark bullshit). These are same Christian hicks who dishonestly call Charles Darwin a racist.

Want to see what real Christians are like? Then see the Christian terrorists in the movie Mississippi burning.


Christian racists are also evolution deniers. They should read this post:

Saturday, July 9, 2011

What is evolution?

Hello evolution deniers (also known as creationists because you idiots believe a fairy waved its magic wand to create creatures out of nothing). How hard is it to google "evolution" and study it? Have you imbeciles ever tried that?

Evolution (also known as biological or organic evolution) is the change over time in one or more inherited traits found in populations of organisms.[1] Inherited traits are particular distinguishing characteristics, including anatomical, biochemical or behavioural characteristics, that are passed on from one generation to the next. Evolution may occur when there is variation of inherited traits within a population. The major sources of such variation are mutation, genetic recombination and gene flow.[2][3][4][5] Evolution has led to the diversification of all living organisms from a common ancestor, which are described by Charles Darwin as "endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful".[6]