Friday, July 15, 2011

An Alabama church defends their dead Jeebus by spreading lies about biology. What a surprise!

Alabama is a backward hick-infested state in the middle of Idiot America's Bible Belt. Virtually the entire population is Christian Retard, also known as uneducated morons.

There are quite a few churches in Alabama and this church in Columbiana (south of Birmingham) is typical. They preach magical creationism, which means they have to show off their total ignorance of evolutionary biology, and they have to be dishonest about evolution and dishonest about their own fantasies.

Here's an example. In one sentence they show they have no understanding of natural selection and they dishonestly disguise their childish belief in magic by calling magic "design".

"This testifies to design, not chance mutations (random changes in genetic material)."

Mutations are random but natural selection of favorable mutations are not random. They completely ignore the mechanism natural selection, probably because they don't understand it.

If they weren't professional Liars-For-Jeebus they would have written "This testifies to magical creation out of nothing" instead of "This testifies to design". Like most Christian scum they think calling magic "design" somehow makes it sound less childish.

Obviously these professional Alabama assholes are terrified of evolutionary biology because this branch of science threatens their career, which is mentally abusing children and their other customers with supernatural bullshit.

1 comment:

  1. One bright light in Alabama is this guy:
    http://www.alabamaatheist.org/

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