I answered a question about the moronic Christian death cult.

"Is the Trinity 3 separate beings?"

The Magic Man, the Magic Jeebus Man, and the Holy Spook.

One more thing: Christianity is the most ridiculous cult ever invented.

I asked this question: "Are all religions equally ridiculous?" This is one of the best answers. It's about Christianity.

There is one religion out there that claims snakes and burning bushes can talk, that humans were made from dirt and ribs, and that God would have had us all burn in a lake of fire until the end of time unless he impregnated a virgin, and the child borne of her was tortured to death after he grew up. That's some ridiculous garbage right there.

-- darkvelvetrain

Christianity is ridiculous. Christians are gullible morons.

Christianity is the most ridiculous cult ever invented.

I wrote this question somewhere else. The answers were both ridiculous and interesting.

"If many planets were populated with intelligent creatures requiring salvation, would the Magic Jeebus Man have to die for all of them?"

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That would be called Intergalactic Salvation, and the fiction writers did not think about that. They were more focused on things like talking snakes, and a man living in a fish for 3 days.

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Anyone else picturing Star Trek style energy beings, Jesus appearing as one, and trying to figure out how to make crucifixion work?

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According to principles of the Christian faith, when Jesus was crucified, this was a blood sacrifice that applied to all humans living at the time, already deceased and future humans yet to be born.

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There are no "aliens". If there were, the Lord would have warned us to beware of them. They don't exist. There are devils and people that want to deceive you into thinking there are "aliens" for other destructive goals. So forget all that. Here is what you need to believe: The Lord Jesus Christ is God, and He loves you. Believing in the Lord Jesus Christ means being forgiven all sins past and future, and means going to heaven and not hell. Death leads to immediate heaven or hell, and it is too late to be saved, after death. All believers still sin. See 1 John 1:8. To be in heaven and not hell, believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, who is God and who died on the cross and shed His blood to pay for all of our sins in full, and who was buried, and who resurrected from the dead. The only way to avoid hell is by believing in the Lord Jesus Christ, without adding any of your own works. See Romans 4:5, 1 Corinthians 15:3-4, and John 3:16.

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No big deal! Three-day job at most!

Christianity is the most ridiculous cult ever invented.

This is something I wrote somewhere else. It's about what two moronic religious cults have in common.

"How are Islam and Christianity alike?"

Both religions require a Magic Man. They both require magical miracles. They both have a problem with evolution by natural selection. They both have a cowardly belief in a magical 2nd life.

The most important thing is they both require extreme stupidity.

What I wrote for some Christian morons and their dead Jeebus.

"Does evolution conflict with Christianity?"

Evolution is a big problem for know-nothing science deniers because they are disgracing their cult.

Evolution is also a big problem for Christians who accept science, because Jeebus was a creationist fucktard. These Christians worship an uneducated moron.

Why don't these Christians realize Jeebus was a fucking retard? It's a stupidity problem. There is no cure.

Also, Christians need their dead Jeebus because he is their free ticket to a magical paradise for cowards.

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I will never understand why millions of people can be so fucking stupid.

I wrote this for the Christian assholes at the Wall Street Journal.

I prefer Happy Santa Claus Day instead of Merry Christmas.

Santa might not be real, but at least nobody has ever been killed for Santa.

Millions of people have been killed for Christ. Christianity has a very long history of genocide.

I answered a question about Christian retards.

"Atheists get to do what they want and base life decisions on themselves and their own choices. Christians have a more restricted lifestyle of doing what they want. Though they have a God to look forward to seeing in the end. Atheists don't have that life after death excitement. Who's got a better life?"

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"Atheists don't have that life after death excitement."

I wouldn't call it "excitement". I would call it childish cowardly ridiculous bullshit.

Thank goodness I threw Christianity in the garbage where it belongs. The cult is insane. Jeebus rose from the dead? I can't imagine anything more disgusting.

And of course every Christian belief is impossible. Christians think they can throw out reality but reality is not going anywhere.

I answered a question about the Magic Man and Christianity.

"Does God need the label of Christianity?"

Does the magic god fairy need any religion? I doubt it. The fairy already has enough problems, for example it isn't real.

Paula Kirby - The religious implications of evolution. I agree with the whole thing. Darwin killed God.

Evolution vs. Christianity

Evolution Threatens Christianity

by Paula Kirby

Excerpt, Washington Post, August 24, 2011

"But of course evolution poses a problem for Christianity. That's not to say it poses a problem for all Christians, since many Christians happily accept evolution: they see Genesis 1 as merely a metaphor, and declare that if God chose to create us using evolution, that's fine by them. I used to be this kind of Christian myself; but I must confess that my blitheness was only possible because I had only the vaguest possible idea of how evolution works and certainly didn't know enough about it to realize that unguided-ness is central to it. While I welcome anyone who recognizes that the evidence for evolution is such that it cannot sensibly be denied, to attempt to co-opt evolution as part of a divine plan simply does not work, and suggests a highly superficial understanding of the subject. Not only does evolution not need to be guided in any way, but any conscious, sentient guide would have to be a monster of the most sadistic type: for evolution is not pretty, is not gentle, is not kind, is not compassionate, is not loving. Evolution is blind, and brutal, and callous. It is not an aspiration or a blueprint to live up to (we have to create those for ourselves): it is simply what happens, the blind, inexorable forces of nature at work. An omnipotent deity who chose evolution by natural selection as the means by which to bring about the array of living creatures that populate the Earth today would be many things - but loving would not be one of them. Nor perfect. Nor compassionate. Nor merciful. Evolution produces some wondrously beautiful results; but it happens at the cost of unimaginable suffering on the part of countless billions of individuals and, indeed, whole species, 99 percent of which have so far become extinct. It is irreconcilable with a god of love.

Evolution poses a further threat to Christianity, though, a threat that goes to the very heart of Christian teaching. Evolution means that the creation accounts in the first two chapters of Genesis are wrong. That's not how humans came into being, nor the cattle, nor the creeping things, nor the beasts of the earth, nor the fowl of the air. Evolution could not have produced a single mother and father of all future humans, so there was no Adam and no Eve. No Adam and Eve: no fall. No fall: no need for redemption. No need for redemption: no need for a redeemer. No need for a redeemer: no need for the crucifixion or the resurrection, and no need to believe in that redeemer in order to gain eternal life. And not the slightest reason to believe in eternal life in the first place.

Christianity is like a big, chunky sweater. It may feel cozy, it may keep you warm, but just let one stitch be dropped and the whole thing unravels before your very eyes. Evolution is that stitch. Evolution destroys the loving creator on which the whole of Christianity depends. I can quite understand why the evangelicals throw up their hands in horror at the very idea of it and will do everything in their power to suppress it. But they can throw up their hands all they like: it won't make any difference to the reality. All that will be achieved by their determined efforts to keep young people misinformed about it is that another generation of Americans will be condemned to ignorance, unable to understand the world around them properly, and at a real disadvantage when having to deal and compete with their peers from more enlightened countries. Willful ignorance is a choice; evolution is not."

I answered a dumb question about Christianity.

"Is Catholicism just a branch of Christianity or is it a different religion altogether?"

Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. Both Catholics and the other Chrisitan cults worship the same dead Magic Jeebus Man.

Christianity is the most ridiculous cult ever invented.

Jeebus and Muhammad are fucking insane.

This blog has 741 posts about bullshit at bullshit.

I'm adding this to my list of favorite quotes. It's a comment someone wrote at the Wall Street Journal. It's about Christian bullshit.

Christian apologetics is the over-burdened application of ecclesiastical resources tasked with defending the faith against objections. Apologetics are needed to defend the contradictions and irrationalities in the Bible, the atrocities of Christian history, the implausibility of miracles, the many failed prophecies, the missing power of prayer, and the infringement of science on closely held beliefs, among others. Apologetics are not needed to defend evolution science, the age or structure of the universe, or the germ theory of disease, for example, because these are adequately defended by verifiable evidence. To be brutally honest, apologetics are only needed to defend fallacious belief systems, such as UFO abductions, ghost sightings, and pyramid power. The fact that Christianity employs such a large industry of apologetics is a strong indicator that it is based on myth and fallacy.

-- Terry Carriker

I answered a question about god fairies.

"Is the god that Christians believe in the same as the God (Allah in Arabic) that Muslims worship?"

If there is only one god fairy out there, then Christian morons and Muslim scum share the same imaginary fairy.

At the Wall Street Journal a Jew wrote this about Christianity.

"I have never commented critically, as a Jew, with respect to their "beliefs" and doctrines---which are numberless, and which have been used in the service of great acts of charity and compassion---and to justify the persecution, enslavement, forced conversion and mass murder of nearly every people Christians have encountered."

I answered a question about Christianity.

"Which theories are the greatest threat to Christianity?"

Evolution kills the "Magic Jeebus Man fantasy" because Jeebus was a know-nothing creationist moron.

Thomas Jefferson, the 3rd President of the United States, would never be elected in today's god-soaked Idiot America.

"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man."
-- Thomas Jefferson

"And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
-- Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823