If you look at the universe and study the universe, what you find is that there is no evidence that we need anything other than the laws of physics and the other laws of science to explain everything we see. There's absolutely no evidence that we need any supernatural hand of god. -- Lawrence Krauss, World-Renowned Physicist
There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms. -- Encyclopedia Britannica
FAITH. No one word personifies the absolute worst and most wicked properties of religion better than that. Faith is mind-rot. It’s the poison that destroys critical thinking, undermines evidence, and leads people into lives dedicated to absurdity. It’s a parasite regarded as a virtue. -- PZ Myers
Religion is the antithesis of science, an anesthetic for the mind that disables critical thought and encourages the acceptance of inanity as fact, and wishful thinking as evidence. -- PZ Myers

Sunday, July 10, 2011

As high school science students in the state of Louisiana, you are entitled to learn about the most idiotic religious fantasy ever invented.

The cartoon is brilliant because it demonstrates the breathtaking stupidity of the Christian assholes who are trying to destroy America's science education to defend their dead Jeebus.

I especially liked this part: "God created genocide" which shows that Christian retards get their fake moral values from a supernatural genocidal maniac.

A pro-science Christian would say not all Christians are drooling morons, but that's no excuse for belonging to an anti-science and anti-education death cult. Even the Christians who love evolution are gullible idiots who believe in childish idiotic fantasies. All Christians are part of the problem and they all deserve contempt.

The biology teacher in the cartoon is obviously extremely competent and he's using Louisiana's unconstitutional law passed to dumb down science education as an excuse to ridicule Christian idiots. His ridicule is subtle because all he's doing is describing in detail what magical intelligent design creationism really is, a ridiculous fantasy for gullible morons. This is why the cowardly Christian assholes who want to force biology teachers to give equal time to supernatural magic should be careful what they wish for.

Unfortunately in the god-soaked state of Louisiana where virtually every politician voted for a law to destroy science education competent biology teachers are probably rare. Most likely most biology teachers in that backward hick-infested state should be fired for incompetence. They probably don't talk about evolution at all except maybe to criticize it, despite the truth of what the cartoon's teacher said ("All the massive evidence supports a theory of evolution that knits together everything we know about biology.")

Teaching biology without teaching the foundation of biology is a big problem in idiot America and this educational disgrace is why the United States of Jeebus has the most scientifically illiterate population in the Western world. America needs to fire most of its biology teachers. A good place to start would be to publicly humiliate and throw out the window all Christian science teachers.

Even more unfortunate than the bad science teachers are the students who never complain about their inferior education. The intelligent student in the cartoon is as rare as the cartoon's competent teacher. American students who have been brainwashed their entire lives to believe in Jeebus are not likely to say anything when a science teacher wastes precious class time talking about Christian bullshit, or when a biology teacher who should be fired doesn't bother teaching the most important concept of biology. The students don't care. The politicians don't care. The retarded parents don't care. It's for a good reason Idiot America will always be infested with idiots.

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