What I wrote for the Catholic fucktards:
The bishops think their magical Eucharist is a good thing. It was invented just like every other religious fantasy.
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Wikipedia:
The Catholic Church states that the Eucharist is the body and blood of Christ under the species of bread and wine, it maintains that during the consecration, the substances of the bread and wine actually become the body, blood, soul, and divinity of Christ (transubstantiation) while the appearances or "species" of the elements remain (e.g. color, taste, feel, and smell).
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Friday, July 2, 2021
Sunday, May 30, 2021
The United States is not the only country with a Christian asshole problem. These morons for Jeebus are becoming a problem in Australia.
Independent Australia
Religious fundamentalists railroad democracy
By Brian Morris
30 May 2021
Electing candidates from churches like Scott Morrison's Pentecostal Church and packing them into parliament is damaging to a viable democracy, writes Brian Morris.
WITH THE rise of Pentecostal and charismatic megachurches there’s a rational concern that a "literal" belief in the Bible has led to anti-science trolls, climate change denial, and an anti-vax movement. But the endgame will be more serious if the trend continues to morph into a full USA-style of Christian dominionism.
Most people will roll their eyes when overzealous Christians say their life’s mission is to convert us all to be "Disciples of Christ". But it’s more difficult to tolerate those who firmly believe all positions of power and authority – in government, the judiciary, media and corporations – can only be held by those spiritually committed to the "literal truth" of the Christian Bible. That includes Genesis and the whole Old Testament.
Biblical literalism underpins the growing belief in creationism – that God created everything – and it’s this belief which drives dominionism; that only Christians can govern a nation. Australasian Science in 2011 reported 31% of Australians believes in creationism. With the rise of evangelism since 2011, the figure is likely much higher.
This is the basis for dominionism, an American export from the 1990s that gave birth to the American Tea Party movement in 2010 and the same Christian conservatives who elected Donald Trump in 2016. The Republican Party is now fully enmeshed with dominion theology which has been exported to many countries — including Australia.
As early as 2005, Marion Maddox, a professor of politics at Macquarie University – and a Uniting Church Christian – published “God Under Howard: The Rise of The Religious Right In Australia”. It flags the rise of dominionism here.
Genesis is God’s rule book, for biblical literalists. They take literally that God said “subdue the earth” and “take dominion over it”. The influx of U.S. evangelism includes Hillsong and a plethora of Pentecostal churches such as Horizon Church in Sutherland NSW, whose congregation includes Prime Minister Scott Morrison and family. Hillsong pastor Brian Houston is also Scott Morrison’s mentor and the Prime Minister runs a recognised Christian government.
Democracy is in retreat around the world — a trend over the past 13 years, according to Freedom House, which monitors the rise of authoritarian governments.
Professor of Psychology Paul Wink, College of Liberal Arts University of New Hampshire Dean Michele Dillon and Associate Professor of Philosophy at Bryn Mawr College Adrienne Prettyman write that far-Right authoritarianism:
'...is positively associated with a religion that is conventional, unquestioned and unreflective.'
That’s Christian dominionism.
Their ultimate goal is to gain control – or at least to have influence – over the “7 Mountains” of any society. The "mountains" are education, media, government, churches, business, family and the arts. Christians who work in these areas are required to fulfil the Seven Mountains Mandate — to take control and execute God’s plan.
It is anything but conspiratorial to reflect on the growing influence of these fundamentalist brands of religion over the past 30 years. Islamic extremism gains international headlines with its ruthless aggression, but Christian evangelism (now morphing into dominionism) increases its political influence by flying under the media radar.
The bizarre aspect of fundamentalism is its anti-science foundations. Human evolution is seen as a hoax and the earth as 6,000 years old — based on the alleged lifespans of biblical characters since Adam and Eve. Australian Christian fundamentalist Ken Ham built a giant Noah’s Ark in Kentucky, complete with life-size displays of humans living with dinosaurs.
In Australia, evangelical Christians are being groomed by a host of religious lobbies to run for election in federal, state and local governments, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. America is the most Christianised nation on Earth; Australia is not far behind — with one of the highest ratios of fundamentalist MPs in the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD).
That is not surprising when we consider recruiting drives by the religious Right, as seen in February from the Church and State crusade – its annual Australian summit – "arming Christians for the Kingdom to come". Again, pure dominionism. The aim of fundamentalist churches is to wind back secular policy to make abortion and voluntary assisted dying (VAD) illegal, and to ban LGBT+ people from working in church businesses.
The public is largely oblivious to all this and there is no mainstream media analysis of Right-wing Christian agendas. But many "moderate" Christians are concerned by the anti-democratic objectives of fundamentalist Christianity.
One Baptist Church minister, Reverend Dr Craig de Vos, says groups like the Australian Christian Lobby (ACL) are pursuing an agenda "straight out of the Dominionist theology playbook”. In 2011, the ABC ran an article titled, 'Is the Australian Christian Lobby dominionist?' — when ACL was then linked to the 7 Mountains website.
Reverend de Vos said in one of his sermons at North Adelaide Baptist Church:
“The Religious Right in this country want to take over the government either by stealthy insurrection...or by more aggressive means because they feel slighted, even persecuted, because all of us godless heathens don’t share their anti-science and conspiracy-laden ideas, their selective Biblical literalism, their Taliban-like morality and their prehistoric values.”
Dominion ethos is no different to Islamic theocracies that impose Sharia Law — countries such as Syria, Libya, Egypt, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and Algeria, to name a few. The only Christian theocracy is Vatican City, which is an exclusive Catholic state, but fundamentalists want a return to the Christian controlled states of the middle ages.
Dominionism is unlikely to prevail — at least in the short term. But Australia is already a “soft theocracy”, with heavily Christianised governments at all three tiers. That is despite 78% of citizens who want “to separate personal religious beliefs from the business of government”. MPs have a religious ratio far higher than the public.
The question is whether we want Australia to become increasingly secular. That means working to elect federal, state and local governments which take a strong position on the nation’s future and advancing a progressive secular worldview. Or, if we simply don’t care, the public can acquiesce to fundamentalist Christian groups who actively recruit young Pentecostals, Creationists, and evangelicals in order to establish a Christian theocracy.
The world has been plunged into crisis with the coronavirus pandemic and a rise in fundamentalism. According to Demo Finland – the Finish democracy-watch organisation – almost 70% of the world’s population now live in non-democratic states. That is a rise of 20% in just the last ten years.
We need to stress again that authoritarianism is underpinned by religion. Australians need to decide whether they prefer a progressive secular future or a continuation of our trend to elect fundamentalist MPs and further Christianise our three tiers of government.
Both the Liberal National Party (LNP) and Australian Labor Party (ALP) leadership remain obsessed with pandering to the illusory “Christian vote”. This alone perpetuates our status as a "soft theocracy".
But taking political candidates from Pentecostal and evangelical churches and packing more Christians into parliament puts a distinct strain on a viable democracy.
Religious freedom is indeed a civil right for all — including the true public majority who do not practice a particular religion and who do not want any form of religion forced upon them. The problem with overzealous people of faith is they claim spiritual superiority to “know God’s plan.” Really? How?
We need to avoid religion becoming weaponised to assert Christian dominionism — with its ultimate aim to kill democracy and enthrone Jesus.
Religious fundamentalists railroad democracy
By Brian Morris
30 May 2021
Electing candidates from churches like Scott Morrison's Pentecostal Church and packing them into parliament is damaging to a viable democracy, writes Brian Morris.
WITH THE rise of Pentecostal and charismatic megachurches there’s a rational concern that a "literal" belief in the Bible has led to anti-science trolls, climate change denial, and an anti-vax movement. But the endgame will be more serious if the trend continues to morph into a full USA-style of Christian dominionism.
Most people will roll their eyes when overzealous Christians say their life’s mission is to convert us all to be "Disciples of Christ". But it’s more difficult to tolerate those who firmly believe all positions of power and authority – in government, the judiciary, media and corporations – can only be held by those spiritually committed to the "literal truth" of the Christian Bible. That includes Genesis and the whole Old Testament.
Biblical literalism underpins the growing belief in creationism – that God created everything – and it’s this belief which drives dominionism; that only Christians can govern a nation. Australasian Science in 2011 reported 31% of Australians believes in creationism. With the rise of evangelism since 2011, the figure is likely much higher.
This is the basis for dominionism, an American export from the 1990s that gave birth to the American Tea Party movement in 2010 and the same Christian conservatives who elected Donald Trump in 2016. The Republican Party is now fully enmeshed with dominion theology which has been exported to many countries — including Australia.
As early as 2005, Marion Maddox, a professor of politics at Macquarie University – and a Uniting Church Christian – published “God Under Howard: The Rise of The Religious Right In Australia”. It flags the rise of dominionism here.
Genesis is God’s rule book, for biblical literalists. They take literally that God said “subdue the earth” and “take dominion over it”. The influx of U.S. evangelism includes Hillsong and a plethora of Pentecostal churches such as Horizon Church in Sutherland NSW, whose congregation includes Prime Minister Scott Morrison and family. Hillsong pastor Brian Houston is also Scott Morrison’s mentor and the Prime Minister runs a recognised Christian government.
Democracy is in retreat around the world — a trend over the past 13 years, according to Freedom House, which monitors the rise of authoritarian governments.
Professor of Psychology Paul Wink, College of Liberal Arts University of New Hampshire Dean Michele Dillon and Associate Professor of Philosophy at Bryn Mawr College Adrienne Prettyman write that far-Right authoritarianism:
'...is positively associated with a religion that is conventional, unquestioned and unreflective.'
That’s Christian dominionism.
Their ultimate goal is to gain control – or at least to have influence – over the “7 Mountains” of any society. The "mountains" are education, media, government, churches, business, family and the arts. Christians who work in these areas are required to fulfil the Seven Mountains Mandate — to take control and execute God’s plan.
It is anything but conspiratorial to reflect on the growing influence of these fundamentalist brands of religion over the past 30 years. Islamic extremism gains international headlines with its ruthless aggression, but Christian evangelism (now morphing into dominionism) increases its political influence by flying under the media radar.
The bizarre aspect of fundamentalism is its anti-science foundations. Human evolution is seen as a hoax and the earth as 6,000 years old — based on the alleged lifespans of biblical characters since Adam and Eve. Australian Christian fundamentalist Ken Ham built a giant Noah’s Ark in Kentucky, complete with life-size displays of humans living with dinosaurs.
In Australia, evangelical Christians are being groomed by a host of religious lobbies to run for election in federal, state and local governments, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. America is the most Christianised nation on Earth; Australia is not far behind — with one of the highest ratios of fundamentalist MPs in the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD).
That is not surprising when we consider recruiting drives by the religious Right, as seen in February from the Church and State crusade – its annual Australian summit – "arming Christians for the Kingdom to come". Again, pure dominionism. The aim of fundamentalist churches is to wind back secular policy to make abortion and voluntary assisted dying (VAD) illegal, and to ban LGBT+ people from working in church businesses.
The public is largely oblivious to all this and there is no mainstream media analysis of Right-wing Christian agendas. But many "moderate" Christians are concerned by the anti-democratic objectives of fundamentalist Christianity.
One Baptist Church minister, Reverend Dr Craig de Vos, says groups like the Australian Christian Lobby (ACL) are pursuing an agenda "straight out of the Dominionist theology playbook”. In 2011, the ABC ran an article titled, 'Is the Australian Christian Lobby dominionist?' — when ACL was then linked to the 7 Mountains website.
Reverend de Vos said in one of his sermons at North Adelaide Baptist Church:
“The Religious Right in this country want to take over the government either by stealthy insurrection...or by more aggressive means because they feel slighted, even persecuted, because all of us godless heathens don’t share their anti-science and conspiracy-laden ideas, their selective Biblical literalism, their Taliban-like morality and their prehistoric values.”
Dominion ethos is no different to Islamic theocracies that impose Sharia Law — countries such as Syria, Libya, Egypt, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and Algeria, to name a few. The only Christian theocracy is Vatican City, which is an exclusive Catholic state, but fundamentalists want a return to the Christian controlled states of the middle ages.
Dominionism is unlikely to prevail — at least in the short term. But Australia is already a “soft theocracy”, with heavily Christianised governments at all three tiers. That is despite 78% of citizens who want “to separate personal religious beliefs from the business of government”. MPs have a religious ratio far higher than the public.
The question is whether we want Australia to become increasingly secular. That means working to elect federal, state and local governments which take a strong position on the nation’s future and advancing a progressive secular worldview. Or, if we simply don’t care, the public can acquiesce to fundamentalist Christian groups who actively recruit young Pentecostals, Creationists, and evangelicals in order to establish a Christian theocracy.
The world has been plunged into crisis with the coronavirus pandemic and a rise in fundamentalism. According to Demo Finland – the Finish democracy-watch organisation – almost 70% of the world’s population now live in non-democratic states. That is a rise of 20% in just the last ten years.
We need to stress again that authoritarianism is underpinned by religion. Australians need to decide whether they prefer a progressive secular future or a continuation of our trend to elect fundamentalist MPs and further Christianise our three tiers of government.
Both the Liberal National Party (LNP) and Australian Labor Party (ALP) leadership remain obsessed with pandering to the illusory “Christian vote”. This alone perpetuates our status as a "soft theocracy".
But taking political candidates from Pentecostal and evangelical churches and packing more Christians into parliament puts a distinct strain on a viable democracy.
Religious freedom is indeed a civil right for all — including the true public majority who do not practice a particular religion and who do not want any form of religion forced upon them. The problem with overzealous people of faith is they claim spiritual superiority to “know God’s plan.” Really? How?
We need to avoid religion becoming weaponised to assert Christian dominionism — with its ultimate aim to kill democracy and enthrone Jesus.
Saturday, May 29, 2021
40% of Americans want to throw out evolution and replace this science with god-did-it. They call it magical creationism. They also call it magical Intelligent Design creationism or "ID". Whatever these assholes call it, it still god-did-it. Someone else wrote about their stupidity and dishonesty. Here it is.
ID creationism is misrepresented by its adherents, not its critics.
The various statements of what ID creationism is are simply obfuscations of the following argument:
I don't understand the reason for X phenomenon. Therefore X phenomenon originated by magic.
For example, take the contention that the bacterial flagellum could not have originated through a step by step process. That's an obfuscation of the true argument, which is "I don't understand how the bacterial flagellum could have originated through a step by step process."
The response, of course, is: Well, maybe you not understanding something doesn't mean it can't be understood. There are other reasons why you might not understand something. Maybe you're just stupid.
Dembski gave some talk in Oklahoma, and he got totally pwned. He talked about the bacterial flagellum, and some guy in the audience, during the question and answer session, said, I can explain how the bacterial flagellum could have originated through a step by step process, and did it. Of course, then Dembski wanted more steps. No matter how many steps you present, the ID creationist wants more. This is a slight variation of the ID creationist argument, and reads as follows:
I won't admit that X phenomenon could have originated through natural means. Therefore, X phenomenon must have originated by magic.
And the answer, of course, is: Well, maybe you're just a liar.
The idea that proponents of ID creationism have been discriminated against is based on a misconception - namely, that every idea is of equal merit. ID creationists aren't able to gain acceptance for their ideas not because of philosophical resistance, discrimination, or conspiracy, but because their ideas are stupid. I mean, when a real scientist explains phenomena that an ID creationist says is unexplainable, is the ID creationist still entitled to a respectful hearing for his claim?
ID creationism adherents believe in ID creationism because they haven't considered, or don't want to consider, the possibility that they're just retarded. Well, it's time for them to consider it.
-- Mike Toreno
Tuesday, May 25, 2021
This is about Idiot Tennessee in 1925. Evolution still makes Tennessee cry. Evolution still makes Christian retards and Muslim scum cry.
Wikipedia
The Scopes Trial, formally known as The State of Tennessee v. John Thomas Scopes and commonly referred to as the Scopes Monkey Trial, was an American legal case in July 1925 in which a high school teacher, John T. Scopes, was accused of violating Tennessee's Butler Act, which had made it unlawful to teach human evolution in any state-funded school.
The Scopes Trial, formally known as The State of Tennessee v. John Thomas Scopes and commonly referred to as the Scopes Monkey Trial, was an American legal case in July 1925 in which a high school teacher, John T. Scopes, was accused of violating Tennessee's Butler Act, which had made it unlawful to teach human evolution in any state-funded school.
Monday, May 24, 2021
I wrote this for the god-soaked morons at the Wall Street Journal.
"If you look at the universe and study the universe, what you find is that there is no evidence that we need anything other than the laws of physics and the other laws of science to explain everything we see. There's absolutely no evidence that we need any supernatural hand of God."
-- Lawrence Krauss
-- Lawrence Krauss
I wrote this for some god-soaked cry babies at the Wall Street Journal but what I wrote was not published. Christian assholes hide behind censorship. The stupid, it burns.
"The existence of the universe"
Your god thing didn't magically create the universe. We have something called "science". Look it up.
By the way, what created your imaginary god thing? The usual excuse is "God always existed". That's just being childish.
Your God is equal to Santa Claus. It's for children and for people who never learned how to grow up.
Also, the child abuse thing. It's brainwashing and it's disgusting.
Your god thing didn't magically create the universe. We have something called "science". Look it up.
By the way, what created your imaginary god thing? The usual excuse is "God always existed". That's just being childish.
Your God is equal to Santa Claus. It's for children and for people who never learned how to grow up.
Also, the child abuse thing. It's brainwashing and it's disgusting.
Sunday, May 23, 2021
I wrote this post about 10 years ago. It's about the breathtaking stupidity of Christian fucktards.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Christianity, the zombie religion.
zombie: a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force
Resurrection: The resurrection of Jeebus is the belief that Jeebus returned to bodily life on the third day following his death by crucifixion. It is a key element of Christian faith and theology.
Try to imagine how stupid, gullible, and batshit crazy a person has to be to believe in the idiotic Jeebus zombie fantasy. The belief is so insane that if not for the vast numbers of American tards who are infected with the Christian disease these idiots would be locked up in asylums.
What's interesting is the Jeebus = zombie bullshit is a required belief for Christian morons. If they don't accept the ridiculous idea that a Master of the Universe would use this disgusting magic trick to prove its existence, then they are not real Christians.
The same Christian assholes who believe in the Jeebus zombie think they're qualified to tell biology teachers how to do their jobs.
Fuck off and die Christian scum. You have disgraced my country long enough.
Christianity, the zombie religion.
zombie: a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force
Resurrection: The resurrection of Jeebus is the belief that Jeebus returned to bodily life on the third day following his death by crucifixion. It is a key element of Christian faith and theology.
Try to imagine how stupid, gullible, and batshit crazy a person has to be to believe in the idiotic Jeebus zombie fantasy. The belief is so insane that if not for the vast numbers of American tards who are infected with the Christian disease these idiots would be locked up in asylums.
What's interesting is the Jeebus = zombie bullshit is a required belief for Christian morons. If they don't accept the ridiculous idea that a Master of the Universe would use this disgusting magic trick to prove its existence, then they are not real Christians.
The same Christian assholes who believe in the Jeebus zombie think they're qualified to tell biology teachers how to do their jobs.
Fuck off and die Christian scum. You have disgraced my country long enough.
Friday, May 21, 2021
The United States has a Bill of Rights which includes keeping church and state completely separate. But Fucktard Texas has thrown out our constitution so they can force school children to suck up to the Magic Man. What a bunch of stupid fucking assholes.
I found this at the New York Times:
“I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God.”
That’s how schoolchildren in Texas start their day, every morning.
“I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God.”
That’s how schoolchildren in Texas start their day, every morning.
I never met a Christian who wasn't a fucking moron.
The Wall Street Journal had an article about god-fairy stuff. I wrote a comment for the god-soaked retards who infest the WSJ. I came back today. Numerous people were crying like babies, but not one of them tried to provide evidence for their childish fantasies. This is what I wrote for the assholes:
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"I’ve never been a natural with prayer."
It's called talking to yourself. It accomplishes nothing.
"How To Concentrate on God in a Pandemic"
How to concentrate on a magical creature that has zero evidence for its existence.
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Another crybaby complained about what I wrote. This was my reply:
Do you have any evidence for your Magic Man? I didn't think so. But still you people teach children this stuff. That's child abuse.
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"I’ve never been a natural with prayer."
It's called talking to yourself. It accomplishes nothing.
"How To Concentrate on God in a Pandemic"
How to concentrate on a magical creature that has zero evidence for its existence.
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Another crybaby complained about what I wrote. This was my reply:
Do you have any evidence for your Magic Man? I didn't think so. But still you people teach children this stuff. That's child abuse.
Wednesday, May 19, 2021
The Wall Street Journal. "Supreme Court to Review Mississippi Law Limiting Abortion Rights." I agree with the comment someone wrote.
This obsession with abortion and other theocratic aspects of the conservative platform is what prevents many of us economic conservatives and fiscal conservatives from voting Republican. You either believe in freedom and liberty or you do not. If you don't like abortions, then don't have one. Kind of like, say, vegetarianism . . . if you don't like meat or have a moral problem with meat, then don't eat meat.
Thursday, May 13, 2021
Today is May 13, 2021. I created this blog in December 2010, more than 10 years ago. I wrote this post on December 26, 2010. A previous blog I created was vaporized by Google. Fuck you Google.
Sunday, December 26, 2010
If Christians ever grow up and stop acting like idiots, I will stop calling them idiots. Until then the relentless ridicule will continue because you Christian assholes are no better than terrorists.
The problem with you retarded Christians is not your breathtaking stupidity, your cowardly fear of reality, your refusal to educate yourselves, and your tendency to lie about everything to defend your childish fantasies. Despite these character defects, if you assholes ever learned how to shut the fuck up, I could learn how to ignore you.
But you subhumans can't keep your stupidity and your dishonesty to yourselves. You cowards are constantly attacking science education. Every day you indoctrinate your own children, making them permanently brain-damaged and hopelessly retarded like yourselves. You support the massive Liars-For-Jeebus industry, a lucrative business that does everything it can to keep Idiot America stupid.
Christians, I can't ignore your out-of-control insanity. So until you learn how to shut up, or better yet you learn how to grow up and escape from your childish magical fantasy world, I'm going to ridicule you imbeciles to death, because that's what you deserve.
If Christians ever grow up and stop acting like idiots, I will stop calling them idiots. Until then the relentless ridicule will continue because you Christian assholes are no better than terrorists.
The problem with you retarded Christians is not your breathtaking stupidity, your cowardly fear of reality, your refusal to educate yourselves, and your tendency to lie about everything to defend your childish fantasies. Despite these character defects, if you assholes ever learned how to shut the fuck up, I could learn how to ignore you.
But you subhumans can't keep your stupidity and your dishonesty to yourselves. You cowards are constantly attacking science education. Every day you indoctrinate your own children, making them permanently brain-damaged and hopelessly retarded like yourselves. You support the massive Liars-For-Jeebus industry, a lucrative business that does everything it can to keep Idiot America stupid.
Christians, I can't ignore your out-of-control insanity. So until you learn how to shut up, or better yet you learn how to grow up and escape from your childish magical fantasy world, I'm going to ridicule you imbeciles to death, because that's what you deserve.
Wednesday, April 28, 2021
Saturday, April 24, 2021
Friday, April 23, 2021
This is about Idiot Arkansas. The stupid, it burns.
Idiot America has a state called Idiot Arkansas. Their State House passed a law that would allow the teaching of magical creationism (god-did-it) in public school science classrooms.
Fortunately, their State Senate threw out this moronic bullshit. But the stupidity was still there. One of the fucking retards said, "The bill is unnecessary because a teacher friend of his already taught Creationism alongside evolution."
Why are Americans so fucking stupid? I will never understand how there could be so much stupidity in one country. Even the teachers are retarded.
Job interview for biology teacher in Idiot America:
Do you know anything about biology?
No, I don't know anything about biology.
You're hired.
Fortunately, their State Senate threw out this moronic bullshit. But the stupidity was still there. One of the fucking retards said, "The bill is unnecessary because a teacher friend of his already taught Creationism alongside evolution."
Why are Americans so fucking stupid? I will never understand how there could be so much stupidity in one country. Even the teachers are retarded.
Job interview for biology teacher in Idiot America:
Do you know anything about biology?
No, I don't know anything about biology.
You're hired.
Wednesday, April 21, 2021
Anyone who still believes in the Magic Man in the 21st century is just plain fucking stupid. I wrote this a month ago at the Wall Street Journal which is infested with god-soaked morons.
In the comments I have seen the words "intelligent design" being used. "Intelligent design" translated means "The Magic Man did it". It's not science and it's childish. Evolution is the strongest fact of science and a god fairy had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Thursday, April 15, 2021
I wrote this for a brainwashed Christian retard. There are millions of these morons for Jeebus who can't be cured. They will always be stupid fucking superstitious assholes.
Your magic god fairy isn't real because it's impossible, not to mention ridiculous and childish. There is no supernatural magic in the universe.
And that's a good thing. I would not want to live in a universe where your magic god fairy could be real.
One more thing: You have a brain damage problem and there is no cure. You will waste your entire pathetic life being completely wrong about everything.
And that's a good thing. I would not want to live in a universe where your magic god fairy could be real.
One more thing: You have a brain damage problem and there is no cure. You will waste your entire pathetic life being completely wrong about everything.
Sunday, April 11, 2021
I never met a Christian who wasn't a stupid fucking asshole.
Arkansas House Passes Bills To Let Teachers Teach Creationism.
Robyn Pennacchia
April 10, 2021
This week, the Arkansas House passed two bills seemingly designed to make it incredibly unpleasant for kids who are not Bible-banging bigots to attend school. Why? Well, because they're assholes. There's not really a better or deeper answer than that.
On Wednesday, the House passed a bill allowing teachers to teach creationism. Yes, we're actually doing this again. Apparently now that Trump is gone, conservatives feel much more free to go back to their more theocratic tendencies. Despite the claims of many "prophets" that Trump was practically the Second Coming, the actual practice of supporting a crass, twice-divorced casino owner who was obviously only feigning to be super into Jesus seemed to make many Christians chill on the whole "the earth is 6,000 years old!" thing. Quite frankly, I think they didn't want to run the risk of anyone actually asking him about it.
Via KATV:
Rep. Mary Bentley sponsored HB 1704 which would allow for teachers to use the creation theory in science along with the evolution theory.
"I've had teachers in my district ask me if we could please make it available for them to be able to discuss some scientists that truly believe that the theory of creation should be taught in school," Bentley said, adding that it could be taught along with the theory of evolution, not in place of it.
Bentley said this bill would allow teachers the option to use creation theory but it does not force them.
Now, this is obviously illegal. The Supreme Court determined in 1987's Edwards v. Aguillard that teaching creationism in science classes is unconstitutional because creationism is a Christian religious belief and a public school cannot teach a Christian religious belief as science, no matter how desperately some Christians may want to believe that their belief is scientific.
Bentley, however, appears to be betting on the fact that a very conservative Supreme Court may change that.
It is understandable — or at least it has been made clear — that many Christians don't just think of their beliefs as things that they believe because it is part of their religion, but because they are factually true. So it probably does really hurt their feelings to be told "That's not science and you can't teach it as science." But the fact is, it is their religion. Teachers who wish to teach creationism are free, in their off-hours, to teach Sunday School or to stand outside on a sidewalk, handing out Jack Chick flyers and evangelizing to their heart's content — but they are not free to try to convert their students, because that is illegal. It is also not what they are being paid, by taxpayers, to do.
Not everyone gets to do what they love for a living. I do, but I'm lucky. If these people want to teach creationism for a living, then they will have to find another job and someone who is willing to pay them to do that. It's not that hard! Or it shouldn't be. Unless what they really want is an opportunity to preach to non-Christian children in a captive setting. Then they might have a problem.
Robyn Pennacchia
April 10, 2021
This week, the Arkansas House passed two bills seemingly designed to make it incredibly unpleasant for kids who are not Bible-banging bigots to attend school. Why? Well, because they're assholes. There's not really a better or deeper answer than that.
On Wednesday, the House passed a bill allowing teachers to teach creationism. Yes, we're actually doing this again. Apparently now that Trump is gone, conservatives feel much more free to go back to their more theocratic tendencies. Despite the claims of many "prophets" that Trump was practically the Second Coming, the actual practice of supporting a crass, twice-divorced casino owner who was obviously only feigning to be super into Jesus seemed to make many Christians chill on the whole "the earth is 6,000 years old!" thing. Quite frankly, I think they didn't want to run the risk of anyone actually asking him about it.
Via KATV:
Rep. Mary Bentley sponsored HB 1704 which would allow for teachers to use the creation theory in science along with the evolution theory.
"I've had teachers in my district ask me if we could please make it available for them to be able to discuss some scientists that truly believe that the theory of creation should be taught in school," Bentley said, adding that it could be taught along with the theory of evolution, not in place of it.
Bentley said this bill would allow teachers the option to use creation theory but it does not force them.
Now, this is obviously illegal. The Supreme Court determined in 1987's Edwards v. Aguillard that teaching creationism in science classes is unconstitutional because creationism is a Christian religious belief and a public school cannot teach a Christian religious belief as science, no matter how desperately some Christians may want to believe that their belief is scientific.
Bentley, however, appears to be betting on the fact that a very conservative Supreme Court may change that.
It is understandable — or at least it has been made clear — that many Christians don't just think of their beliefs as things that they believe because it is part of their religion, but because they are factually true. So it probably does really hurt their feelings to be told "That's not science and you can't teach it as science." But the fact is, it is their religion. Teachers who wish to teach creationism are free, in their off-hours, to teach Sunday School or to stand outside on a sidewalk, handing out Jack Chick flyers and evangelizing to their heart's content — but they are not free to try to convert their students, because that is illegal. It is also not what they are being paid, by taxpayers, to do.
Not everyone gets to do what they love for a living. I do, but I'm lucky. If these people want to teach creationism for a living, then they will have to find another job and someone who is willing to pay them to do that. It's not that hard! Or it shouldn't be. Unless what they really want is an opportunity to preach to non-Christian children in a captive setting. Then they might have a problem.
Wednesday, April 7, 2021
I never met a Christian who wasn't a stupid fucking asshole.
Arkansas Times
Creationism can be taught as science in Arkansas classrooms, lawmakers say
By Austin Bailey
April 7, 2021
A bill to allow Christian beliefs to be taught in Arkansas classrooms easily passed the state House Wednesday. House Bill 1701 now heads to the Senate side for a vote.
The bill will allow kindergarten through 12th grade teachers to teach students about the Christian theory of creationism, which claims that a divine being conjured the universe and all things in it in six days. The bill specifies that creationism can be taught not only in religion and philosophy classes, but “as a theory of how the Earth came to exist.”
As with so many pieces of legislation churning out of the Arkansas Capitol this session, if HB 1701 passes, a quick court challenge on this blatant mixing of church and state is all but inevitable. The United States Supreme Court already considered this issue in 1987 and ruled in no uncertain terms that teaching creationism in public school classrooms is unconstitutional. But blatant unconstitutionality hasn’t dissuaded Arkansas lawmakers so far this session. One Senate bill that passed recently, for example, declared all federal gun laws null and void within our state’s borders, in clear opposition to the Supremacy Clause that says federal laws take precedence over state laws.
Rep. Mary Bentley (R-Perryville), sponsor of House Bill 1701 “TO ALLOW CREATIONISM AS A THEORY OF HOW THE EARTH CAME TO EXIST TO BE TAUGHT IN KINDERGARTEN THROUGH GRADE TWELVE CLASSES IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND OPEN–ENROLLMENT PUBLIC CHARTER SCHOOLS,” said she put forth the bill at the request of science teachers in her district.
“There are phenomena in our nature that evolution cannot explain,” Bentley said. She emphasized that science teachers may teach creationism under this bill, but they don’t have to.
“Why would we do this when the Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled that it’s illegal to do that,” asked Rep. Deborah Ferguson (D-West Memphis). Ferguson pointed out that Arkansas has been down this road before in 1982 when state lawmakers tried to force creationism into the state’s curriculum. U.S. District Judge William Overton put a stop to it with his ruling in McLean v. Arkansas Board of Education.
Bentley told Ferguson she believes the Supreme Court might rule differently this time.
The creationism in schools bill passed the House with a vote split strictly along party lines, with 72 yeahs from Republicans, 21 nays from Democrats, and seven not voting.
Creationism can be taught as science in Arkansas classrooms, lawmakers say
By Austin Bailey
April 7, 2021
A bill to allow Christian beliefs to be taught in Arkansas classrooms easily passed the state House Wednesday. House Bill 1701 now heads to the Senate side for a vote.
The bill will allow kindergarten through 12th grade teachers to teach students about the Christian theory of creationism, which claims that a divine being conjured the universe and all things in it in six days. The bill specifies that creationism can be taught not only in religion and philosophy classes, but “as a theory of how the Earth came to exist.”
As with so many pieces of legislation churning out of the Arkansas Capitol this session, if HB 1701 passes, a quick court challenge on this blatant mixing of church and state is all but inevitable. The United States Supreme Court already considered this issue in 1987 and ruled in no uncertain terms that teaching creationism in public school classrooms is unconstitutional. But blatant unconstitutionality hasn’t dissuaded Arkansas lawmakers so far this session. One Senate bill that passed recently, for example, declared all federal gun laws null and void within our state’s borders, in clear opposition to the Supremacy Clause that says federal laws take precedence over state laws.
Rep. Mary Bentley (R-Perryville), sponsor of House Bill 1701 “TO ALLOW CREATIONISM AS A THEORY OF HOW THE EARTH CAME TO EXIST TO BE TAUGHT IN KINDERGARTEN THROUGH GRADE TWELVE CLASSES IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND OPEN–ENROLLMENT PUBLIC CHARTER SCHOOLS,” said she put forth the bill at the request of science teachers in her district.
“There are phenomena in our nature that evolution cannot explain,” Bentley said. She emphasized that science teachers may teach creationism under this bill, but they don’t have to.
“Why would we do this when the Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled that it’s illegal to do that,” asked Rep. Deborah Ferguson (D-West Memphis). Ferguson pointed out that Arkansas has been down this road before in 1982 when state lawmakers tried to force creationism into the state’s curriculum. U.S. District Judge William Overton put a stop to it with his ruling in McLean v. Arkansas Board of Education.
Bentley told Ferguson she believes the Supreme Court might rule differently this time.
The creationism in schools bill passed the House with a vote split strictly along party lines, with 72 yeahs from Republicans, 21 nays from Democrats, and seven not voting.
Tuesday, April 6, 2021
Christian creationists are stupid fucking assholes. This is about Idiot Arkansas where the science teachers prefer magical creationism instead of science. I'm not making this up. Idiot America has thousands of teachers who need to be fired for their extreme stupidity. Their students learn how to hate science because they think it's boring.
House Bill 1701 by Rep. Mary Bentley, R-Perryville, would allow K-12 public school teachers to teach the biblical story of creationism as a theory for how the Earth came to exist. Teachers would not be required to teach creationism, which the Book of Genesis describes as happening in six days, culminating in the creation of humanity. It passed on a voice vote.
Bentley said many teachers had requested such legislation. She said the Founding Fathers mentioned the Creator in the Declaration of Independence and allowed creation to be taught in classrooms. She said the odds of the Earth arising naturally are so remote that students are being done a disservice by not learning the creation story.
https://talkbusiness.net/2021/04/house-committee-advances-creationism-transgender-and-religious-freedom-bills/
The stupid, it burns.
Bentley said many teachers had requested such legislation. She said the Founding Fathers mentioned the Creator in the Declaration of Independence and allowed creation to be taught in classrooms. She said the odds of the Earth arising naturally are so remote that students are being done a disservice by not learning the creation story.
https://talkbusiness.net/2021/04/house-committee-advances-creationism-transgender-and-religious-freedom-bills/
The stupid, it burns.
Monday, April 5, 2021
What I wrote for a fucktard Christian asshole.
"Atheists, you claim there's no Creator. Can you substantiate such an extraordinary claim?"
Magic isn't real therefore your childish Magic Man fantasy is impossible.
One more thing: Grow up. This is not the Dark Ages.
Magic isn't real therefore your childish Magic Man fantasy is impossible.
One more thing: Grow up. This is not the Dark Ages.
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