Friday, July 22, 2011
Christianity, the zombie religion.
zombie: a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force
Resurrection: The resurrection of Jeebus is the belief that Jeebus returned to bodily life on the third day following his death by crucifixion. It is a key element of Christian faith and theology.
Try to imagine how stupid, gullible, and batshit crazy a person has to be to believe in the idiotic Jeebus zombie fantasy. The belief is so insane that if not for the vast numbers of American tards who are infected with the Christian disease these idiots would be locked up in asylums.
What's interesting is the Jeebus = zombie bullshit is a required belief for Christian morons. If they don't accept the ridiculous idea that a Master of the Universe would use this disgusting magic trick to prove its existence, then they are not real Christians.
The same Christian assholes who believe in the Jeebus zombie think they're qualified to tell biology teachers how to do their jobs.
Fuck off and die Christian scum. You have disgraced my country long enough.