Saturday, October 15, 2011

The most stupid misconception about biology: evolution is a religion.

Too many times I have read about Christian tards who want to force the removal of the foundation of biology from biology education. Their excuse is public school science teachers shouldn't be teaching religious ideas (as if scientific explanations of natural processes are equal to supernatural magic).

Or they say if biology teachers are allowed to teach biology (also known as evolution) then they must give equal time to a god fairy's magic wand (or what they dishonestly call intelligent design). Their logic (if you want to call their non-thinking logic) is if one religious idea is taught (as if a basic scientific fact is a religious concept) then alternate religious ideas like magical creationism should be taught.

Another way Christian assholes try to destroy science education is by trying to force biology teachers to dishonesty teach students there are some problems with evolution which is as stupid as saying there's a problem with our planet's orbit around its star.

When all else fails, Christian terrorists harass and threaten biology teachers if they have the nerve to teach biology (also known as evolution).

The same Christian idiots who think or dishonestly pretend evolution is a religion also call atheism a religion, as if non-religious people are religious, or non-theists are really theists. It's impossible to be more bloody stupid than a Christian moron.

Read this carefully, Christian tards. Evolutionary biology has religious implications as do all other branches of science. Every time a scientific discovery is made, that's one more reason to not believe in supernatural magic (of course another good reason to not believe in magic, also known as god, is it's a ridiculously childish idea).

It's fair to say evolution has more religious implications than any other scientific fact. For example for obvious reasons evolution kills the cowardly heaven fantasy (which makes terrorism possible). If we're just apes (we're just apes) then there's no reason for a magic god fairy to give our ape species favorable treatment. If evolution is true (evolution is true) then heaven is bullshit (heaven is bullshit).

Like all other natural processes, evolution takes away one of the reasons gods were invented by ancient idiots. If you accept evolution and still have a childish belief in a magical god, then you believe in a god that never had anything to do, unless of course you stupidly try to hide your god-of-the-gaps somewhere else, only to be chased away by future scientific progress.

Evolution kills your idiotic god fantasy but that's not a good reason to call evolution a religion. Evolution is nothing more than a scientific explanation for the diversity of life. It says nothing about the existence or non-existence of magical god monsters. Evolution is science. Science is not religion.

It's pathetic I need to explain what's ridiculously obvious to you brain-dead Christians.

Christian theocrats like to use their "evolution is a religion" bullshit to justify their constant attempts to stick their Christian Death Cult into our public schools. Christians disrespect our constitution. Or even more stupidly they are constitution deniers. They say "there is no wall of separation between church and state" as if the author of the Declaration of Independence (our 3rd president, Thomas Jefferson) was joking when he called the Establishment Clause of our Bill of Rights our wall of separation between church and state.

The Establishment Clause means what it says. Christians can't throw out our constitution to stick religious symbols or religious talking-to-yourself (AKA praying) or religious fantasies like magical creationism into public schools or any other government organization. Just because Christian tards have a problem with the most important concept of biology being taught in biology classrooms is not an excuse to stick their god fairy where it doesn't belong.

Some Christians who think they are moderate (as if being a superstitious idiot is moderate) might complain about this post. They will say they accept evolution and they also respect the constitution. I would ask these people "Then why do you belong to an anti-science organization? Please notice there's nothing more anti-science than your disgusting resurrection of the decomposing Jeebus into a zombie, a fantasy all Christians must believe. Also, the vast majority of your Christian friends are science deniers. Why do you want to belong to their cult? What's your problem? Are you too cowardly to grow up?"

The most retarded Christian assholes might say evolution has no evidence. To those brain-dead subhumans I direct you to my 81 posts about the evidence for evolution.

By the way Christians, a big part of growing up is having the ability to admit you're wrong about something. The evidence shows beyond any doubt you have been wrong about science your entire wasted lives. You Christians, every single one of you, are wrong about everything. There is no magical master of the universe, your dead Jeebus was nothing more than a worthless preacher man, and evolution without supernatural intervention is a basic fact of science.

Unless you enjoy being called a retard, you must accept evolution and you must accept it as pure science. You're still an evolution denier if you childishly believe a god fairy invented, used, or guided evolution. You're still an evolution denier if you don't admit your worthless decomposed Jeebus is nothing more than a dead ape.

Instead of complaining about my telling the truth about your problem (you're all morons) why don't you Christians (and all other religious idiots) seriously consider growing up.

One more thing Christian cowards. Did you know Muslim terrorists are evolution deniers just like you? Are you proud to share your magical fantasies with terrorists?


  1. well, to them, because the bible does not contain any information on evolution/biology, that information must not exist. if the bible is truly the embodiment of godly wisdom, as most practicing Christians believe, nothing which exists outside the realm of the biblical reality can be viewed as truth. i really wish christianity, islam, judiasm, the big 3 religions in terms of the extent of the violence they perpetuate worldwide would take a lesson from some of our more benign global religions that don't involve witch hunts, spontaneous self explosions, or global conspiracies. Rastafarianism anyone? ^^

  2. From wikipedia: The Rastafari movement encompasses themes such as the spiritual use of cannabis.

    They exist in Jamaica, not far from where I live in south Florida. If I ever give up being normal, I would probably choose their marijuana religion.


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