God is just another word for magic. It's not necessary to be a rocket scientist to be able to figure out there's no magic in the universe but Christian tards childishly believe in magic anyway. They call their magic god as if calling magic by another name makes it less idiotic.
1.) Because I don't like the idea that we came from apes… despite that humans are categorically defined and classified as apes.
Christian tards, the modern human ape species developed from the same ancient ape species that modern chimpanzee apes evolved from. What you idiots never understand is chimpanzees are still apes and humans are still apes. I'm an ape and I'm proud of it. You Chrisitans are apes and you don't even know it, because you're uneducated morons. Christian tards think calling a person an ape is a joke or an insult as if it's possible to insult a person with a basic scientific fact. You're also cowards which explains why you're terrified of science while dishonestly claiming you love science, as if science deniers are able to like what they're afraid of.
Christians are so bloody stupid they say evolution is not science which would be a big surprise to the molecular biologists at MIT and Harvard, and every other scientist in the world. Evolution is the strongest and most important basic fact of science. You religious tards don't know this because you superstitious idiots are just plain stupid.
Christians, you're apes and your preacher man Jeebus was an ape. You drooling morons worship a dead ape.