Monday, March 14, 2011

Christian politicians are stupid assholes.

In Florida we have quite a few hick-infested counties where science-deniers have no problem getting elected. Our asshole voters love our asshole politicians.

A Florida news website has two photographs of our most retarded politicians. The photos are strong evidence for the idea that people who look like stupid assholes are stupid assholes.

The Christian War against Science Education will never end until every Christian drops dead.


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"Two state senators, Ronda Storms and Stephen Wise, have tried to pass evolution bills in recent sessions."

I remember the ugly fat-face Ronda Storms. When scientists and science teachers wrote excellent new science standards for Florida's public schools which made evolution one of the big ideas of science, Ronda complained about it because evolution makes her dead Jeebus cry.

Ronda Storms, you're an uneducated moron and you have no right to say anything about science education. If it was up to me theocrats like you would be put in prison for treason. Your constant attacks against science education make you worse than a terrorist. Grow up Ronda Storms or shut up.
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"And Wise denied he is trying to introduce religion into the classroom."

Like most cowardly Christians, Wise is a pathological liar.

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Somebody needs to translate this paragraph. I'll do it.

"The critical analysis approach originated at the Discovery Institute, a think tank that supports the teaching of intelligent design, which holds that evolution alone cannot explain life, which is so complex that it must have had a creator."

Translation:

The LYING-ABOUT-EVERYTHING approach originated at the Discovery Institute, AN ANTI-SCIENCE CHRISTIAN CREATIONIST ORGANIZATION that supports DESTROYING SCIENCE EDUCATION WITH SUPERNATURAL MAGIC TO DEFEND THEIR DEAD JEEBUS, which holds that SCIENCE alone cannot explain life, which is so complex that it must have had a FAIRY WITH A MAGIC WAND.
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