The difference between normal people and theists

For every unanswered question a normal person says "Scientists are still working on this problem."

For every unanswered question a theist says "The Magician did it."

The normal person is rational. The theist is a childish idiot.

"The Magician did it" is bad enough by itself but it gets worse, much worse, which is what I would expect from idiots who never grew up.

The Magician has become something to worship. How to do that? Pray to it. What the heck is praying? It's talking to the Magician. How does this Magician hear you idiots? The Magician can do anything. And it loves us. How much does the Magician love you idiots? It loves us so much it won't torture us for eternity if we worship it.

I could go on but you get the idea. Theists are insane.