Sunday, February 20, 2011

Just in case you had any doubt that Christians are gullible stupid assholes who mentally abuse children, please read this bullshit.

If you abuse children with superstitious bullshit you're probably a Christian asshole.

Christians are so hopelessly retarded they think if a brainwashed four year old says he went to heaven and back, that's powerful evidence for their magical paradise, a cowardly idiotic belief that makes terrorism possible.

This book is for children. This is the worst possible kind of child abuse and Christian retards do this to their own children every day (and anyone else's children when they get the opportunity to do that). Notice the "told by the father" who is obviously a liar for Jeebus.


Heaven Is for Real is the true story of the four-year old son of a small town Nebraska pastor who during emergency surgery slips from consciousness and enters heaven. He survives and begins talking about being able to look down and see the doctor operating and his dad praying in the waiting room. The family didn't know what to believe but soon the evidence was clear. Colton said he met his miscarried sister, whom no one had told him about, and his great grandfather who died 30 years before Colton was born, then shared impossible-to-know details about each. He describes the horse that only Jesus could ride, about how "reaaally big" God and his chair are, and how the Holy Spirit "shoots down power" from heaven to help us. Told by the father, but often in Colton's own words, the disarmingly simple message is heaven is a real place, Jesus really loves children, and be ready, there is a coming last battle.

1 comment:

  1. Jeebus really loves the kiddies, as do his staff, constantly and continually. Jeebus loves the really really young ones, you know the ones too young to know exactly what's happening and report it. Keep up the good work for jeebus, and to the catholics, "you're doing particularly well".

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