Christians need to understand that we didn't just evolve from ancient apes. We are still apes.

"We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes."

-- Richard Dawkins

The human race is an ape species. Our closest living non-human cousins, the chimpanzees who share an ancient ape ancestor with us, are a bit different (their brain is smaller and they are much more powerful than humans) but they have evolved just as much as we have. People and chimps just evolved differently to adapt to their different environments. Chimps are still apes, and for the same reason we are still apes, which is a basic scientific fact which can be found in any encyclopedia.

Christians, you're apes and your dead Jeebus was an ape. You idiots worship a dead ape.