If the Bible is bullshit then Christianity is bullshit.
If Christianity is bullshit then two billion Christians are fucking idiots.
Wimpy atheists and Christians who are not stupid enough to deny evolution will dishonestly deny the religious implications of evolution.
If you're an atheist who tells Christians they can both accept evolution and believe in the dead Jeebus, please fuck off. You disgrace atheism and even Christians know you're a dishonest asshole.
If you're a Christian who pretends to accept evolution, why do you invoke your magic fairy to invent, use, or guide evolution? Evolution doesn't need your dead Jeebus. Evolution kills the heaven fantasy and all other Christian bullshit. If you're too cowardly to grow up and throw Jeebus out, then you will spend the rest of your worthless life lying to yourself to justify your disease.
Also, Christians who pretend they accept evolution, did you notice your dead Jeebus preacher man was a creationist? All creationists are uneducated morons. Therefore you pro-science Christians worship a fucking idiot. Why? I know why. It's because just like the dead Jeebus you worship, you're all fucking idiots.
Most Christians, instead of polluting evolution with their dead Jeebus, just deny the whole thing. That's their solution. They solve the religious implications of science by simply denying the science. But now they have another problem. They notice educated people are pointing at them and laughing at their stupidity.
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Is evolution true? Anyone who isn't completely retarded can google evidence evolution and find out evolution is the strongest basic fact of science. There's millions of evidences for evolution (and many of these evidences are equal to a smoking gun at a crime scene) and there are exactly zero evidences against evolution. Of course evolution is true. Only a fucking idiot would pretend evolution has problems.
If you're too lazy to study scientific evidence you could ask the experts. Ask any biologist who isn't a retard who works at a Bible college. They all love evolution and they have been accepting evolution as fact for more than a century. Every single competent biologist in the world accepts evolution because the bloody evidence for evolution is overwhelming.
How many fucking millions of evidences does it require before you Christian scum grow up and accept reality? Do you think all the world's biologists are lying when they call evolution the foundation of biology? Do you think the brilliant molecular biologists at MIT and Harvard are incompetent? Do you think the best encyclopedia in the world is in the business of lying about science?
There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms.
-- Encyclopedia Britannica
Do you Christian science deniers ever wonder why biologists have so much contempt for your hopeless stupidity? Sean B. Carroll, Professor of Molecular Biology, Genetics, and Medical Genetics at the University of Wisconsin and author of The Making of the Fittest: DNA and the Ultimate Forensic Record of Evolution, explains why biologists are disgusted with you Christian flat-earthers.
The denial of evolution requires denial of the bedrock of two centuries of biology and geology. That is quite a feat.
-- Sean B. Carroll
For all of those who do see the overwhelming evidence of natural selection and life's descent from ancestors, and the immense span of time over which the story of life unfolded, it is, to put it mildly, baffling how so many still do not. It is absolutely astonishing and often infuriating that some take it so far as to deny the immense foundation of evidence and to slander all the human achievement that foundation represents.
-- Sean B. Carroll
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Every day, hundreds of observations and experiments pour into the hopper of scientific literature. Many of them don't have much to do with evolution--they're observations about details of physiology, biochemistry, development, and so on--but many of them do. And every fact that has something to do with evolution confirms its truth. Every fossil that we find, every DNA molecule that we sequence, every organ system that we dissect supports the idea that species evolved from common ancestors. Despite innumerable possible observations that could prove evolution untrue, we don't have a single one. We don't find mammals in the Precambrian rocks, humans in the same layers as dinosaurs, or any other fossils out of evolutionary order. DNA sequencing supports the evolutionary relationships of species originally deduced from the fossil record. And, as natural selection predicts, we find no species with adaptations that benefit only a different species. We do find dead genes and vestigial organs, incomprehensible under the idea of special creation. Despite a million chances to be wrong, evolution always comes up right. That is as close as we can get to a scientific truth.
-- Jerry Coyne, University of Chicago biologist
-- Jerry Coyne, University of Chicago biologist
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I'm putting this YouTube video here to remind me to watch it when I have more time.
Stephen Colbert Interviews Neil deGrasse Tyson at Montclair Kimberley Academy - 2010-Jan-29 Jump to 6:15 for the start of the interview.
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Off topic: Some music -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHyR4ZzA2R0
Some more music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7-PYtXtJM
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PZ's blog has way too many "please give away your hard-earned money to this or that person who has no money but needs money for something important to that person" posts. The latest example is Help Talia!.
PZ is trying to demonstrate that atheists can be suckers just like the Christian tards who give their money away to impress their god fairy. My philosophy is I give only to one charity and that charity is me. I could be called selfish, but what I really am is "not a sucker". My point is I want to be as wealthy as possible, and I'm never going to get there if I give my money away. I work to make money for myself, and not for other people. I'm willing to do favors for people if it's not going to cost me anything, but throwing away my money on other people is out of the question. Where would it end if I did that? There's seven billion people on this planet and most of them desperately need help. I say if people can't carry their own weight, fuck them. They are not my responsibility.
I wrote a bit more about this subject (giving money to charities) at How to be wealthy.
I would publish this on PZ's blog as a comment but then the liberal loons who infest PZ's blog would start crying like babies.
I changed my mind. I wrote the following comment on PZ's blog:
It’s great that some people want to help out this little girl. I’m not one of those people.
I prefer to not be like Christian tards who give their money away to impress their god fairy. My philosophy is I give only to one charity and that charity is me. It would be fair to call me selfish, but what I really am is “not a sucker”. My point is I want to be as wealthy as possible, and I’m never going to get there if I give my money away. I work to make money for myself, and not for other people. I’m willing to do favors for people if it’s not going to cost me anything, and I often do that for the many old people who live near me, but throwing away my money on other people is out of the question. Where would it end if I did that? There’s seven billion people on this planet and most of them desperately need help. Thousands will die from starvation. Their suffering is almost unimaginable. Too bad. I say if people can’t carry their own weight, fuck them. They are not my responsibility.
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Some of the most retarded fucking assholes in the world infest an anti-science pro-magic blog called uncommon descent. I call it uncommon stupidity. The professional morons who work there are world class assholes. Their policy is only imbeciles get their comments published so it's extremely unlikely they will publish the three comments I wrote there, even though I didn't once call them fucking idiots which of course is exactly what they are.
Mr. Hunter, you should read Coyne’s Why Evolution is True. I don’t think you will understand it, but you should read it anyway.
“Your comment is awaiting moderation.” equals “My comment is awaiting censorship.”
“Here’s what I don’t understand – if evolution is just regarded as a scientific idea, and not a religious idea, why does Jerry care so much whether or not people ‘accept’ it, rather than just whether or not they know it and are familiar with it?”
That’s actually a very good question. Maybe this quote from another biologist will help you understand.
“For all of those who do see the overwhelming evidence of natural selection and life’s descent from ancestors, and the immense span of time over which the story of life unfolded, it is, to put it mildly, baffling how so many still do not. It is absolutely astonishing and often infuriating that some take it so far as to deny the immense foundation of evidence and to slander all the human achievement that foundation represents.”
– Sean B. Carroll