Thursday, October 18, 2012

Theists believe in a god because they're too lazy to think or because they're too cowardly to think.

Of course most theists believe in a god because they're just plain stupid. You know who you are. You can leave right now.

If you're a theist who isn't totally brain-dead, or if you're a wishy-washy full-of-shit agnostic asshole, this post is for you.

I'm going to try to walk you god-soaked idiots thru some extremely simple logic. It's not necessary to write a book about why god is a childish fantasy. It should only take just a few words to explain why the god fantasy is bullshit. People who write books about this subject are giving too much respect for something as idiotic as leprechauns. Most certainly a book isn't required to explain why leprechauns are not real so why waste a lot of time writing a book to explain why something equally ridiculous (a god fairy) is not real. Only a fake atheist would write a book about it (I'm talking to you Richard Dawkins).

Here it is, theists. Try to think for a few moments. You can do it theists. Don't be afraid to think.

You just need to understand a few simple facts about reality.

Most important of all you need to understand god is just another word for magic. Every god fairy ever invented is a supernatural magician. All gods perform magic tricks. If they can't do magic they are not gods. You might prefer the word "miracle" but it's still magic. If you understand god equals magic you're halfway to being cured.

Is magic real?

Of course magic is not real. If magic was real then Harry Potter might be real. If you believe in a god with magical powers you might as well believe in Mr. Potter instead because the Harry Potter fantasy is much more interesting than the boring genocide-loving idiot god of your worthless holy book.

All religious fantasies equal magic, including your god monster and including the insane cowardly heaven fantasy.

OK, now if you have been able to figure out magic is bullshit you can consider yourself cured.

God = Magic = Bullshit.

End of lesson.

If you're still a theist retard or an agnostic asshole, then you should have left after the first paragraph of this post which was "Of course most theists believe in a god because they're just plain stupid. You know who you are. You can leave right now."

ONE MORE THING.

Theists like to invoke magic (or what they call god or allah or jeebus) to solve scientific problems. That's just plain stupid. I already explained why magic is bullshit. Also, magic is unnecessary. For every scientific problem there is a scientific solution, whether or not the solution is known. 20th century and 21st century science has repeatedly, thousands and thousands of times, shown that natural processes can explain everything.

For every unsolved problem the correct thing to say is "scientists are still working on it." The most idiotic thing you can say is "the problem can't be solved therefore I invoke magic."

"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science."
-- Charles Darwin

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