If you look at the universe and study the universe, what you find is that there is no evidence that we need anything other than the laws of physics and the other laws of science to explain everything we see. There's absolutely no evidence that we need any supernatural hand of god. -- Lawrence Krauss, World-Renowned Physicist
There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms. -- Encyclopedia Britannica
FAITH. No one word personifies the absolute worst and most wicked properties of religion better than that. Faith is mind-rot. It’s the poison that destroys critical thinking, undermines evidence, and leads people into lives dedicated to absurdity. It’s a parasite regarded as a virtue. -- PZ Myers
Religion is the antithesis of science, an anesthetic for the mind that disables critical thought and encourages the acceptance of inanity as fact, and wishful thinking as evidence. -- PZ Myers

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Our Lord and Savior Jeebus Christ

The Magic Jeebus Man is very popular in Idiot America even though this idiot preacher man has long ago decomposed into nothing.

A google search with quote marks for "Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" gave about 3,490,000 results.

Christian retards and Catholic scum misspell the name of their dead god-man. It's Jeebus, not Jesus.

Only a small number of people get the spelling right. A google search for "Our Lord and Savior Jeebus Christ" gave only 4 results.

What is this "Savior" business? The idea which was repeatedly burned into my brain by the ugly nuns at the Catholic school I wasted my youth at is "Christ died for your sins".

What's a sin? Sin is a religious word for "you did a bad thing". As if little children commit violent crimes all the time.

Why did Jeebus get himself executed for our imaginary crimes? That's something the nuns never bothered to explain and their victims (the students) never bothered to ask about it. Heck, we never questioned anything. The nuns terrified us. We just obeyed and some of the more stupid students believed everything, even after they grew up and should have known it's all bullshit.

But why the adjective "Savior"? The idea is Jeebus, who is suppose to be the son of the asshole god of the Old Testament, dropped dead so that the magical asshole of the universe wouldn't torture us for eternity. All we have to do is believe all the Jeebus bullshit and we get a free "get out of hell" card.

Or something like that. Who gives a shit? It's all bullshit for cowardly imbeciles. The brainwashing convinces enough gullible morons to keep the money making machine going forever. That's what it's all about, the never ending handouts from the idiot customers for the asshole priests and preachers who are too lazy to get a real job.

Praise the Magic Jeebus Man.

Christians are the most brain-dead fucking idiots in the history of the human race.

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