Monday, October 29, 2012

I found some interesting bullshit in the Bible.

Christian scum don't call their dead preacher the Magic Jeebus Man so what do they call the stupid asshole?

If you guessed the retards call Jeebus "Jesus" you might be wrong. It all depends on which bullshit in the Bible is true (as if any of its magical nonsense could be called true).

From Wikipedia:

Matthew 1:21

And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his
name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.

Matthew 1:23

Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a
son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being
interpreted is, God with us.

So which is it Christian tards? Is your magical son of the magical god fairy Jesus or Emmanual? If you're gullible enough to believe a magical master of the entire fucking universe is going to give special treatment to this tiny planet in the middle of nowhere, can't you at least agree what to call the magical god-man it magically created for you brain-dead assholes? And why do you believe in an ancient book that can't go two verses without contradicting itself?

One more question Christian morons: When are you fucking idiots going to grow up?

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