Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Jeebus was an uneducated moron.

Here's a quote from Richard Feynman which I copied from a YouTube video. He was talking about the dead Jeebus.

"I can't believe the special stories that have been made up about our relationship to the universe at large because they seem to be too simple, too local, too provincial. The earth, he came to the earth, one of the aspects of god came to the earth mind you, and look at what's out there. It isn't in proportion."

A normal person would be able to easily understand what Feynman said. A Christian would never be able to get it. I could explain it, but why bother, Christians can't understand anything.

Jeebus was an idiot. Assuming there really was a Jeebus, and assuming the Bible is correct about what he said (as if a book full of bullshit and idiotic magic tricks could be correct about anything), then Jeebus was a worthless preacher man, too lazy to get a real job, and like today's professional assholes (all priests, preachers, clerics, and rabbis) he was an uneducated moron who preferred supernatural magic instead of reality. Of course since he lived 20 centuries ago he had an excuse to not know anything, unlike today's idiot preachers who live in the 21st century but still know nothing about science.

All modern humans developed from the same ancient apes modern chimps developed from. Chimps are still apes and humans are still apes, a scientific fact that can be found in any encyclopedia. Therefore Christians worship a dead ape. But not just any dead ape. They worship an idiot who was uneducated, hopelessly stupid, and full of shit.

Jeebus, according to gullible Christian retards, was an aspect of god, an all-knowing god. But what could Jeebus do that modern scientists can do today? What predictions could this all-knowing Jeebus god make?

Recently there was a total lunar eclipse. The shadow from the earth completely covered our moon. Scientists were able to predict exactly when this eclipse would begin and exactly when it would end. Could Jeebus have made these predictions? Of course not. This idiot who claimed to be the son of god didn't even know what a lunar eclipse is. He didn't know anything. Christians worship a dead moron.

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