Jeebus and his magic tricks.

Christian morons call Jeebus's parlor tricks "miracles". They say Jeebus was a god-man so if he wanted to show off his magical powers all he had to do was wave his magic wand.

It's all bullshit. Only idiots believe it. Therefore all Christians are insane.

No evidence for any of it. Christians believe in it anyway. Cowardly Christians will believe any bullshit if it means they can go to their magical heaven. It's impossible to be more retarded than a Christian.

Of course these Christian subhumans, who are so willing to believe in magic, are too bloody stupid to understand simple scientific concepts like natural selection. And these assholes think they're qualified to tell biology teachers how to do their jobs.

If you're a young person and your parents are Christians, I feel sorry for you. Most likely they have already infected you with their incurable mental illness. It's not your fault. You never had a chance. Christians are too stupid to understand simple scientific facts, and they're too gullible to recognize bullshit when they see it, but over many centuries they have mastered the fine art of brainwashing innocent children. You young people are their victims and unless you're unusually bright, you are doomed to live your entire life in a childish magical fantasy world. All thanks to your asshole parents.