Miracles are impossible. The impossible never happens. This is an extremely simple concept, but you Christians don't get it. You are willing to believe any bullshit your brainwashers told you to believe, no matter how disgusting and ridiculous it is.
There's nothing more disgusting and more impossible than your stinking Jeebus corpse becoming a zombie. You Christians believe it anyway because you're batshit crazy.
Christianity is doomed because the existence of your death cult depends entirely on the zombie Jeebus fantasy. How much longer do you idiots think you can get away with convincing future generations to believe so much insane bullshit?
Well, gee, 2000 years (or so) is a pretty good run so far.
ReplyDeleteAnd how do you account for the several hundred witnesses to the Risen Christ in the weeks following the Crucifixion?
More to the point - define for me 'miracle' and 'impossible' without making a self-referential argument.
"Miracles are impossible"
"The impossible never happens"
Therefore.... "Miracles are impossible".
try again.
"And how do you account for the several hundred witnesses to the Risen Christ in the weeks following the Crucifixion?"
ReplyDeleteWow, you're hopelessly stupid mister. Dead witnesses. Dead witnesses as gullible as you are.
I want scientific proof asshole, and it better be fantastic proof because guess what, dead people stay dead. Even a three year old could figure that out.
What a total waste of time you are. Fuck off.
Psssst.....check out the five earliest copies of the Bible. The resurrection bit isnt in there. It was inserted during the early Middle Ages sometime around 1100AD....oops.
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