If you look at the universe and study the universe, what you find is that there is no evidence that we need anything other than the laws of physics and the other laws of science to explain everything we see. There's absolutely no evidence that we need any supernatural hand of god. -- Lawrence Krauss, World-Renowned Physicist
There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms. -- Encyclopedia Britannica
FAITH. No one word personifies the absolute worst and most wicked properties of religion better than that. Faith is mind-rot. It’s the poison that destroys critical thinking, undermines evidence, and leads people into lives dedicated to absurdity. It’s a parasite regarded as a virtue. -- PZ Myers
Religion is the antithesis of science, an anesthetic for the mind that disables critical thought and encourages the acceptance of inanity as fact, and wishful thinking as evidence. -- PZ Myers

Friday, December 17, 2010

Christians, if you believe in the Resurrection, you're insane.

Read this carefully, gullible Christians.

Miracles are impossible. The impossible never happens. This is an extremely simple concept, but you Christians don't get it. You are willing to believe any bullshit your brainwashers told you to believe, no matter how disgusting and ridiculous it is.

There's nothing more disgusting and more impossible than your stinking Jeebus corpse becoming a zombie. You Christians believe it anyway because you're batshit crazy.

Christianity is doomed because the existence of your death cult depends entirely on the zombie Jeebus fantasy. How much longer do you idiots think you can get away with convincing future generations to believe so much insane bullshit?

3 comments:

  1. Well, gee, 2000 years (or so) is a pretty good run so far.

    And how do you account for the several hundred witnesses to the Risen Christ in the weeks following the Crucifixion?

    More to the point - define for me 'miracle' and 'impossible' without making a self-referential argument.

    "Miracles are impossible"
    "The impossible never happens"
    Therefore.... "Miracles are impossible".

    try again.

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  2. "And how do you account for the several hundred witnesses to the Risen Christ in the weeks following the Crucifixion?"

    Wow, you're hopelessly stupid mister. Dead witnesses. Dead witnesses as gullible as you are.

    I want scientific proof asshole, and it better be fantastic proof because guess what, dead people stay dead. Even a three year old could figure that out.

    What a total waste of time you are. Fuck off.

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  3. Psssst.....check out the five earliest copies of the Bible. The resurrection bit isnt in there. It was inserted during the early Middle Ages sometime around 1100AD....oops.

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