A professional liar for Jeebus asked an excellent question.

"If Jesus and Paul were wrong about something as basic to the Christian faith as creation and our 'first parents' what else were they wrong about?"

I wrote the following comment at the pastor's blog:

Human Ape said...

"If Jesus and Paul were wrong about something as basic to the Christian faith as creation and our 'first parents' what else were they wrong about?"

That's a great question. My answer is if Jeebus was wrong about magical creation, he was probably wrong about everything else.

Therefore the existence of Christianity is completely dependent on denying the strongest basic fact of science, evolution by natural selection.

This is bad news for the religion business, because it means that eventually preachers and pastors will have to get real jobs. Not to worry, it may take a few more centuries for the world to grow up and throw out its ancient superstitions.

UPDATE 01/01/2011: The pastor wrote a reply on his blog, and I then wrote the following comments on his blog.

Mr. Crosby, thanks for letting me write comments here. If you have seen my blog you noticed I ain't too nice there, but I'm a guest here so I will do my best to show some respect. Sorry in advance if I have a bit of trouble keeping that promise.

That Bible thing is a bit of a problem for me. I've made several attempts to read it, but I never get very far because the gibberish bores me to death. Then of course there's the disgusting parts, the genocide etc. Your Bible god is a violent criminal and I don't much care for those kind of stories. Also, I like to be current. That's why I prefer books about science written in the 21st century instead of books about supernatural magic written several centuries ago.

You wrote you love science. That's great. I suppose, since I'm not interested in your ancient holy book, it would be asking too much to suggest you buy, read, and try to understand my favorite 21st century book about evolutionary biology, but here it is anyway -- Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne who is a biology professor at the University of Chicago, one of the best universities in the world. I once was there to hear a speech by Stephen Gould, the paleontologist.

"It takes greater faith to believe in evolution than it does in Christ the Creator. That's why 75% of Americans despite years of indoctrination by the school system still don't buy the lie. Face it, you're as big as a religionist as you claim that I am. And you have the state to support you."

America's public schools also support the mathematicians. So why would it be a problem for you if those same schools supported the biologists? Could it be because the established truth of biological evolution threatens your career?

I think you're misusing the word "faith". People have faith in things that couldn't possibly have any evidence. Evolution has tons of evidence from many branches of science. The evidence from molecular biology and genetics, for example, is extremely powerful. Every time molecular biologists (who work at universities like Harvard and MIT, these people are bloody brilliant) compare DNA sequences of two different creatures, for example people and chimps, they can see their evolutionary relationship with their own eyes, and they have seen this evidence countless thousands of times, and every single time what they see shows evolution to be a fact. I don't think you have any clue as to how many scientific discoveries you have to deny to defend your religion business. That's why I recommended the book by Jerry Coyne. If thousands of brilliant scientists are making all these important discoveries, never caring about the religious implications or your job, I would think you would want to know what they're up to. Hiding behind your Bible is not going to solve this terrible threat against Christianity because young people are reading the book by Jerry Coyne, and they are not likely to be interested in replacing your older customers.

Perhaps you have nothing to worry about because science education in America is terrible, and a student is more likely to get a bad science teacher than a competent teacher. There is also the problem with Christian harassment of biology teachers who might feel intimidated enough to dumb down their lessons to accommodate the threats.

Your 75% shows just how terrible science education is in this country. (Actually it's a bit worse. The percentage of Americans who completely accept evolution without a god's magic wand is only 16% according to the latest Gallup poll.)

The percentage of biologists who accept and love evolution is about 100% which makes sense considering the overwhelming evidence (that you don't know about) and considering the fact that evolution is the foundation of biology and the strongest fact of science.

Meanwhile your Christ the Creator has exactly zero scientific evidence. It's virtually impossible to find a biologist who invokes Jeebus to explain the diversity of life. I got the entire scientific community on my side. On your side you got one ancient book.

Thanks again for the opportunity to write stuff here.

Sorry, just one more thing.

It's interesting that we completely agree about the religious implications of evolution. The only thing we disagree about is the truth of evolution. Like most Americans you deny it, and like virtually all biologists I love it. At least we agree about something. Also, we're both from the midwest. I'm from Illinois. I have relatives (farmers) who live probably not that far from you in Wisconsin. I also have cousins (mostly farmers) who live in Iowa and South Dakota. We're both Americans, we probably both love our country (even though I frequently ridicule Americans). We have a lot more in common than this one minor difference, which is whether or not evolution is how the world works.

The assholes of the Christian Creationist Discovery Institute and their gullible customers who copy and paste their dishonest bullshit.

The "Stupid Assholes for Jeebus Industry" is very lucrative in Idiot America. These dishonest subhumans are easy to identify because they all use the same code words. For example "Darwinists" instead of "biologists', "Darwinism" instead of "evolution", "Intelligent Design" instead of "supernatural magic".

They spread lies about everything and they most certainly know they're lying. Even some of their retarded customers know they're dishonest but they copy and paste their bullshit anyway to defend their dead Jeebus.

Their favorite lie: "intelligent design is science" (and not a childish idiotic religious belief in magic).

Their most ridiculous lie: "We don't know who the designer is" but even their customers know it's the Christian god. These assholes are so hopelessly stupid they think they can get away with saying "the designer could be an alien" without everyone laughing at them.

Their dishonesty didn't work too well in a federal court in 2005 where Christians wasted one million dollars of taxpayer money when they unsuccessfully tried to stick their magical intelligent design creationism into a public high school.

At this blog a Bible Thumper copy and pasted the Christian Creationist Discovery Institute bullshit. I left the following comment there:

You wrote "Some believe he/she/it is God, some believe it is evidence of aliens, others have no clue as of yet ..."

I was just wondering, who do you think you're fooling?

Nobody, unless they're insane, believes creatures from another planet ever visited this place.

Others have no clue? Can I say "bullshit" here?

Everyone knows, including yourself, that invoking intelligent design = invoking supernatural magic = invoking a magic god fairy = invoking what you call God.

Nothing could possibly be more religious and not scientific than your magical intelligent design creationism. Believe what you want, but you only ruin your reputation when you're dishonest about it.

"Auld Lang Syne" (at Scottish Parliament)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MX60CAaDbQ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Lang_Syne#Lyrics

Burns’ original Scots verse^[4]

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne* ?

CHORUS:

For auld lang syne, my jo (or my dear),
for auld lang syne,
we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp !
and surely I’ll be mine !
And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We twa hae run about the braes,
and pu’d the gowans fine ;
But we’ve wander’d mony a weary fit,
sin auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We twa hae paidl’d i' the burn,
frae morning sun till dine ;
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
sin auld lang syne.

CHORUS

And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere !
and gie's a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll tak a right gude-willy waught,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

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English translation
(minimalist)

Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old lang syne ?

CHORUS:

For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely you’ll buy your pint cup !
and surely I’ll buy mine !
And we'll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We two have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine ;
But we’ve wandered many a weary foot,
since auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We two have paddled in the stream,
from morning sun till dine^† ;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang syne.

CHORUS

And there’s a hand my trusty friend !
And give us a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll take a right good-will draught,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

Two reasons why all religions must be eradicated.

1. terrorism

2. evolution deniers

Are the world's religions good for anything besides violence and stupidity?

NO.

Jerry Coyne of the University of Chicago writes about a professional asshole for Jeebus.

Creationism by Stealth By Jerry Coyne

Finally, Wells's main theme about the collusion of evolutionary biologists is simply wrong. Authors of some biology texts may occasionally be sloppy, or slow to incorporate new research, but they are not duplicitous. And, far from representing a conspiracy, it is invariably evolutionists (including myself) who have noted problems with some classic icons of evolution. Wells has it backwards. It is creationists like him who are conspiring to purge evolution from American education. They hide their own differences about issues such as the fossil record and the age of the Earth, they pretend to be disinterested seekers after truth, they fail to do their own scientific research, and, like Wells, they avoid at all costs revealing their own theories about the history of life. Icons is exactly as even-handed and intellectually honest as one would expect from someone whose "prayers convinced me that I should devote my life to destroying Darwinism".

According to a google search I just did, I'm the only person who ever wrote the words "Lanugo makes Jeebus cry" on the internet.

Lanugo makes Jeebus cry is the name of a post I wrote. Lanugo on human fetuses can only be explained by the fact that we share an ancestor with the other ape species (an evolutionary relationship that has countless tons of much more powerful evidence, but lanugo by itself is very strong evidence for our evolutionary past).

A professional asshole for Jeebus wrote "How obvious it now is that lanugo can only be explained by evolution." He was being sarcastic even though the statement is true, there can be no other explanation that makes sense. Does the professional liar offer another explanation? No, of course not. He couldn't do that because there isn't any other way of explaining hair covering an entire human fetus (that usually falls off before the baby is born).

Professional liars for Jeebus can get away with their bullshit because they know their gullible customers are not able to think for themselves.

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I left the following comment for the asshole who works for the anti-science Christian Creationist Discovery Institute:

"How obvious it now is that lanugo can only be explained by evolution."

What's your explanation asshole?

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If there's any Christian hicks reading this, I ask you the same question. It won't do you any good to go running to your favorite professional assholes because they don't have an answer. You're going to have to think for yourselves Christian retards and you have never done that before. Lots of luck.

Of course you drooling morons could just grow up and use the obvious scientific explanation (people are apes), but you will never grow up because Christians are too cowardly to accept reality.

God is bullshit.

I've been trying to convince Christian morons their magic god fairy doesn't exist but I've been doing it wrong. I've been trying to demonstrate why their fairy is unnecessary, therefore it's not real. My point was 21st century science has completely buried the god hypothesis. There's no more gaps left for it to hide in, and it certainly wasn't necessary to invent the natural processes that make the universe work.

But there's a much better reason to throw god in the garbage where it belongs. Even if a person knew absolutely nothing about science (for example the Bible thumpers and terrorists) there still would be a good reason to throw out the god idea. That reason is it's bloody ridiculous to pretend there's a being with unlimited (or limited) magical powers lurking somewhere in the universe. It's an incredibly stupid and childish fantasy. Come on Christians and terrorists. There couldn't possibly be anything anywhere that can perform magic tricks. Even children (unless they've been brainwashed by Christian assholes) know magic isn't real.

"God can do anything" is bullshit. Where did this thing come from? "It always existed." Christian idiots have a stupid answer for every question. The whole thing is 100% pure bullshit and even worse an entire industry has developed that completely depends on this bullshit.

The human race has a big problem and that problem is most of their population is infected with the most idiotic idea ever invented. It's just bullshit but it's out of control bullshit thanks to relentless brainwashing that begins before babies learn how to walk and it never ends thanks to the religion business that supports countless thousands of worthless assholes who are too lazy to get a real job.

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UPDATE: I wrote this post on 12/30/2010. Today is one year later, 12/29/2011, and I have some more things to write about why god is bullshit. Here it is.

I AM 100% CERTAIN THERE ARE NO GODS.

In yesterday's 12/28/2011 New York Times I read about cowardly Jewish assholes in Israel who harassed and threatened little girls who were (in their stupid opinion) not dressed modestly enough for school. In the same newspaper I read about Christian assholes in America who used a public school to preach bullshit about Jeebus, an obvious violation of the Establishment Clause of the United States Constitution. In the same newspaper I read about another suicide bombing thanks to a Muslim asshole who thought he was going to a magical heaven for his cowardly atrocity. All this bullshit in one day.

Religious stupidity is completely out of control and it's all for nothing. There couldn't possibly be a god with unlimited magical powers. The idea is too ridiculous, too childish, too insane, and too impossible to take seriously. Thanks to 21st century science we now know a god is unnecessary, and even without the science it should be obvious to any sane person the god idea is bullshit for gullible idiots.

If you're a theist and you think your holy book has any value, or if you belong to any religion, you're way beyond insane and you're a waste of time. You can leave now.

If you're a deist who believes a god with magical powers got everything going and then it had nothing to do after that, you're still insane but perhaps you're not as incurable as the idiots who invent fantasies like heaven and Jeebus. You should continue reading this.

A favorite question theists like to ask is how did it all begin. Scientists have explained how the universe began but the theist wants to know what there was before the big bang and how did it get there. Their favorite answer is their god fantasy. A god waved its magic wand therefore the problem is solved. Where did the fairy come from? It was always there. What fucking bullshit. They have no evidence for this childish fantasy but they believe it anyway.

The problem with invoking a god for anything is the theists are invoking magic. They are saying magic is real or at least it was real. Their magic fantasy is just plain stupid. What's the point of it? They haven't really solved any problem. The only thing they have shown is they are too lazy to think.

A very long time ago I read about a scientist who was asked an unanswerable question. I don't remember his exact words but his point was "That's something we may never understand so I don't waste my time thinking about it." That makes more sense than invoking magic to answer unanswerable questions.

There's a reason for everything and that reason is not magic. Magic is impossible and the impossible never happens. Not being able to answer a question is not a big deal. Just forget about it. Even if every scientist of every future generation doesn't solve a problem, there still is a solution and most certainly magic is not part of it. "I don't know" is many thousands of times more correct than "It was a god's magical powers". The god fantasy is not correct at all. It's bullshit.

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UPDATE 1/18/2011: I just started reading A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather than Nothing by Lawrence M. Krauss.

The book shows that the god of the gaps has run out of gaps.

The next book I'm going to read:

Endless Universe: Beyond the Big Bang by Paul J. Steinhardt and Neil Turok

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An important message for evolution deniers

If you are a sensitive person, easily upset when somebody tells the truth about your mental illness (instead of sucking up to you as if that ever did any good), then you should leave right now. This post is not for wimps and crybabies.

Let's define "evolution deniers".

If you don't completely agree with everything in the following paragraph, you're an evolution denier. Please notice that if you stick god into evolution, you're not accepting evolution, you're polluting it with bullshit, you are denying that the development of species is a natural process, therefore you're an evolution denier. If you call yourself a theistic evolutionist you're an evolution denier because there's not any theistic bullshit in evolutionary biology.

Humans are one of the modern ape species. Modern human apes developed from the same ancient apes that modern chimpanzee apes developed from. Magic god fairies had absolutely nothing to do with our evolution. Magic is not a mechanism of evolution. Magic fairies did not use or guide evolution. Magic god fairies did not invent evolution. All natural processes, including evolution by natural selection, did not require any supernatural inventors.

If you disagree with any of that you're an evolution denier and you got a problem. Your problem is you are wrong about the most important fact of science. You are wrong about the strongest fact of science. You are wrong about a basic scientific fact that has more evidence, and has more powerful evidence, than any other fact of science. I know you're wrong. Every biologist in the world knows you're wrong. Every educated sane person in the world knows you are wrong. The evidence shows beyond any doubt you are wrong.

Here's an interesting fact. 100% of the world's biologists agree with the above paragraph that's in italics, but only 16% of Americans agree with it. This post is for the 84% of Americans who have a problem with all or some of the italicized paragraph.

Before some liar for Jeebus tells me he personally knows a biologist who denies the established truth of evolution, please understand that idiots who can only find employment at Bible colleges or Christian organizations, who have never made a scientific discovery in their lives, and who have never contributed anything to biology, are not real biologists. They are worthless scum, equal to flat-earthers, laughing stocks, and as hopelessly stupid as you are.

Please understand that your stupidity can be fixed, but I can't fix it for you. I can't force you to think. I can't undo your brainwashing. You're going to have to do that on your own without anyone holding your hand. In other words you have to do something you have never done before, which is learn everything you can about the scientific fact you are denying.

Evolution deniers are called creationists because they invoke a magical creator to magically create creatures or magically guide the evolution of creatures, especially the modern human ape species.

What you creationists are doing is extremely childish. You are invoking magic as if magic is real. Your stupidity is a very special kind of stupid because it's virtually always incurable. And being dumber than a dog is not your only problem and that's the purpose of this post.

What you uneducated morons need to do is educate yourselves. Unfortunately you creationists are called willfully ignorant for a good reason. You will invent any excuse to not read a book about evolution. You can't even be bothered to read a website. You know nothing because you spent your entire pathetic life doing everything you can to know nothing.

This has to change, because you have absolutely no right to say anything about evolution until you understand how it works and why biologists are 100% certain about its truth. Please notice that if you stick your god or your Jeebus into evolution, you don't understand how evolution works.

You idiots need to read a book. I know you can read. Despite your breathtaking stupidity you managed to at least learn how to do that. Your problem is you're never going to read a book unless you want to read that book, and you're not going to read anything that might make Jeebus cry.

But if you're still reading this maybe there's a chance you might be interested in proving me wrong about your willful ignorance. Maybe you're ready to at least try to understand what you've been denying all your brainwashed life.

There are countless excellent books about evolution. Many of these books are easy to read but they have some parts which are a bit tedious or extremely tedious for a non-scientist. Or they cover only a limited amount of the evidence. Of course there's so much evidence for evolution one book could only be about a very small part of it.

In 2009, the 150th anniversary of Darwin's Origin of Species (which is brilliant but obsolete), an excellent book was published by one of the top biologists of the world who is a professor at one of the best universities in the world, Jerry Coyne of the University of Chicago. It's called "Why Evolution is True" and the hardcover is selling for $18.45 on amazon.com.

The entire book is extremely interesting. Not one paragraph is tedious to read. It was written for non-scientists but it covers so much of the evidence, a different piece of evidence in every paragraph in some chapters, even experienced biologists can benefit from it.

Jerry Coyne's masterpiece is what I would recommend for a person who has time to read only one book.

If you're going to read Why Evolution is True, creationists, you have to read it to understand it. Too many creationists, when they read a science book, are only looking for something to complain about. For example they say "Jerry Coyne is mean" (even though he's extremely respectful), or "My favorite liar for Jeebus says Jerry Coyne is wrong, therefore Jerry Coyne is wrong." (as if professional evolution deniers know what they're talking about, even though they are just as willfully ignorant as you are.)

If you don't understand a paragraph, or for some stupid reason you disagree with it (as if you know more about biology than all the world's biologists), then reread the paragraph and if necessary do your own research on the internet, carefully avoiding the dishonest idiots you usually depend on. Don't let assholes do your thinking for you. Use your own brain. Think. Think to understand. If you're only interested in defending your dead Jeebus, you're never going to learn anything.

If you can't read a book about science with the intention of learning something, then don't bother with it. Just go read your idiotic insane Bible because your disease is incurable.

Lots of luck. If you take all of my advice, please feel free to let me know the result. If instead you refuse to read the book because of your laziness or cowardliness or whatever, then get lost. Don't waste my time. If you read it but make no effort to understand it, then don't waste my time. I'm not interested in helping people who can't be helped or don't want any help.

Evidence for evolution so obviously true that even Bible thumpers and terrorists should be able to understand it.

Intelligent Design Proponent Says God Must Be Stupid

Here is one of countless thousands of examples of something from nature that can only be explained if evolution is true.

"An omnipotent god could do anything (we guess), but one who is omnipotent, serious, and thoughtful (at least as serious and thoughtful as an exemplary human) would not route wiring from giraffe’s larynx around its aorta."

A professional liar for Jeebus asked

"

How does the professor know that an omnipotent, serious, and thoughtful god would not route wiring from the giraffe’s larynx around its aorta?"

"That's a pretty easy question to answer. The routing we see in the giraffe makes the nerve at least ten times longer than a direct route, which requires more material to make the nerve and makes the nerve impulses take at least ten times longer to reach their target. It also exposes ten times more nerve to damage. The giraffe routing is not only unintelligent, it's spectacularly unintelligent!"

Today's religious news from Iraq -- the usual suicide bombings and something good for a change.

From today's Tuesday 12/28/2010 Wall Street Journal:

Two suicide bombers blew themselves up in front of a government office building in western Iraq, killing nine people. Every day Muslims kill themselves to murder innocent people for their Allah fantasy.

Of course on the same day there was another suicide bombing in another country: A suicide bomber killed at least three people as police officers lined up to withdraw salaries from a bank in the Afghan city of Kandahar.

As far as I know I don't get any Muslim visitors. This blog is still very new and not well known. If a Muslim ever does visit this blog, I would like to ask him or her, why don't you grow up?

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Here's the good news: Iraq wants the U.S. out.

This is wonderful news that will save American taxpayers billions of dollars. Thanks Iraq. I was getting a bit tired of all my tax dollars going to support your worthless dirtbag terrorist-infested country.

Why religious people who think they are moderate are part of the problem.

Even the most pro-science Christian has to admit Christianity is an anti-science organization.

Even the most peaceful Muslim has to admit Islam is a terrorist organization.

If these "moderate" religious people (as if being a superstitious idiot is moderate) had any decency at all, they would throw out their death cults which are good for nothing but making people violent and stupid.

I could never be associated with an organization infested with the insane assholes who infest Christianity and Islam, because unlike Christians and Muslims, I have moral values.

Birds are dinosaurs.

Several years ago in a Chicago museum I compared a fossil of a very small dinosaur to the skeleton of a modern ostrich. Their evolutionary relationship was very obvious. Their skeletons were extremely similar.

Please notice these scientists work at the best university in the world: "Chris Organ, a co-author of the study, and a postdoctoral fellow in organismic and evolutionary biology at Harvard."

Team That Sequenced Proteins of T. rex Now Sequences Hadrosaur

In a follow-up to a story that aimed to genetically link Tyrannosaurus rex to chickens, a team of researchers has uncovered and sequenced a set of proteins belonging to the 80-million-year-old remains of a duck-billed hadrosaur.

The authors hope the findings, to be published in the May 1 issue of Science, prove that their T. rex discovery "was not a unique occurrence," co-author John Asara, director of the Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center Mass Spectrometry Core and an instructor at Harvard Medical School, said in a statement. "This is the second dinosaur species we've examined and helps verify that our first discovery was not just a one-hit wonder."

The research follows up on work done in 2007 that sequenced the proteins found in the soft-tissue of a 68-million-year old T. rex [see PM 04/12/07].

Among the findings from that study, available here and here is that certain sequences from T. rex match protein sequences found in chickens, frogs, and newts.

The T. rex findings, however, were met with controversy, including questions about whether contamination had skewed the results. But in the hadrosaur study, Asara and his colleagues were able to identify almost twice as many amino acids as recovered in the T. rex studies.

The new work is based on the femur bone fossil of an 80-million-year old hadrosaur, or Brachylophosaurus Canadensis, discovered by North Carolina State paleontologist Mary Schweitzer, who had also uncovered the T. rex fossil used for the 2007 research, and Jack Horner, a paleontologist at Montana State University's Museum of the Rockies.

Initial observation suggested that the fossil was even better preserved than the T. rex fossil, though it was 12 million years older. After demineralization, bone fragments showed "marked preservation of original tissues and molecules, with microstructures resembling soft, transparent vessels, cells, and fibrous matrix," the researchers said in a statement.

Subsequent immunoblotting and immunochemistry confirmed the presence of collagen, laminin and elastin proteins from the bone. Bone cells and blood vessels were also extracted from the bone.

"Our findings demonstrated that it did contain basement membrane matrix," said Raghu Kalluri, chief of the Division of Matrix Biology at Beth Israel Deaconess and a co-author on the Science study. Basement membranes, which degrade and regenerate during development and wound repair, comprise a continuous extracellular matrix that links endothelial, epithelial, muscle, or neuronal cells and their adjacent stroma.

In situ mass spectrometery independently verified amino acids in dinosaur tissues, including the collagen signature amino acid, hydroxylated proline.

Asara then combined two mass-spec technologies, linear ion trap and hybrid linear ion trap/Orbitrap, to sequence the proteins. The final results: eight collagen peptides and 149 amino acids from four different samples. Multiple validation steps verified the findings, they said.

In a phylogenetic analysis, the hadrosaur was placed on the same family-tree branch with T. rex, in the same group as chicken and ostrich, and more distantly, to alligator and lizard, though not enough sequence data is available to definitively link the two dinosaurs with modern poultry, said Chris Organ, a co-author of the study, and a postdoctoral fellow in organismic and evolutionary biology at Harvard.

Stupidity can't be fixed.

I left this comment at another blog. The person who owns the Jeebus blog is an uneducated moron, but no less retarded than any other Christian.

Human Ape said...

"The very basic tenants of evolution are highly religious: NATURAL selection and RANDOM mutation. These tenants arbitrarily and without scientific basis rule out purposeful design and guidance."

What do you mean "without scientific basis"? Evolution is the strongest fact of science, supported by 150 years of testing and tons of evidence you don't even know about.

Since when did every scientific fact that conflicts with your worthless Bible become a religious idea? Science is science. If it conflicts with your childish fantasies, that's your problem.

Before you start saying dishonest things like "without scientific basis" you should educate yourself. You have no right to say anything about evolution when it's so obvious you know nothing about it.

Your "purposeful design and guidance" are just fancy words for "magically created out of nothing". Using code words for magic does not make your magic any less childish and idiotic.

This question is ridiculous: "Do you have any evidence that our laws of physics are natural?"

Listen mister, if you want to believe in magic, it's up to you to provide evidence for it. It's not up to scientists to disprove your childish religious beliefs. It would be like disproving the existence of leprechauns. It's not necessary to do that because leprechauns is an idiotic idea, but no less idiotic than the insane stories in your disgusting Bible.

By the way, did you know natural selection is not random? Probably you didn't know that because you're too lazy to think and too cowardly to read a book that doesn't invoke your magic god fairy.

I compare this conversation to talking to a dog. You have no interest in learning anything. You only want to defend your dead Jeebus because you're too cowardly and too feeble to grow up.

I'm a sucker to waste my time here. I won't be wasting any more time. If you're so afraid of reality you have to deny it, then you need a psychiatrist.

The same wacko as the last post. He's as god-soaked as a subhuman can get. I could make better use of my time talking to a dog.

I left the following comment at Why I Feel that I don’t Need to Sit under Darwin.

Human Ape said...

"response I wrote to a theistic evolutionist who insisted that I had to be more acquainted with the arguments of the evolutionists before I could reject evolution"

Your theistic evolutionist is a fool. There is nothing theistic about evolutionary biology or any other branch of science. Scientists don't invoke supernatural magic for anything.

You shouldn't use the word "evolutionists". They are called "biologists". If they're not scientists they are called "normal people".

What biologists offer is not "arguments". What they have is called "evidence" and they have tons of it for evolution. Biologists correctly compare evolution deniers to flat-earthers. It's impossible to be scientifically literate and deny evolution.

If you don't mind making Jeebus cry, try reading "Why Evolution is True" by Jerry Coyne, a University of Chicago biology professor. If this easy to understand book doesn't convince you, then there is no hope for you.

Why do I waste my time with these idiots? They can't understand anything.

This uneducated moron complained about what happened in a federal court in Dover Pennsylvania in 2005. Christians assholes unsuccessfully tried to tell high school biology teachers how to do their jobs, wasting one million dollars of taxpayer money on legal bills. The moron says the biology teachers should have been forced to read a statement promoting a Christian belief called magical intelligent design creationism. Even worse the idiot for Jeebus called evolution a religion as if the strongest fact of science is a religious cult and not an established truth.

I left the following comment there.

Human Ape said...

If evolution is a religion then gravity is a religion.

Evolution is a basic scientific fact. Scientific facts are not religions.

"They merely required that a statement be read by the biology teachers prior to teaching evolution – that it’s a theory and that there is another theory of origins."

Did you know that every single biology teacher refused to read the school board's statement about intelligent design? Did you know one biology teacher was so angry about creationists telling him how to do his job that he quit?

This is a big problem for creationists who want to force biology teachers to teach Christian beliefs. The teachers will always refuse to cooperate. And of course the Christians always lose in court, thanks to the Establishment Clause of our First Amendment.

I noticed biologists don't demand that preachers teach evolution in their churches. So why do Christians want to tell biology teachers how to do their jobs?

There's an important difference between the science of evolutionary biology and the religious idea called magical intelligent design creationism. Evolution is an established truth. A supernatural designer's magic wand is wild guessing and of course it's a myth.

Biology teachers only want to teach science and that's why they teach evolution. The religious alternatives are not science, even when code words like "design" are used instead of what religious ideas really are, childish beliefs in magic.

Your other problem is you misunderstand what a scientific theory is. There's a definition from the National Academy of Sciences. You can find it on my blog if you're interested. The point they make is that theories are the highest level of understanding in science, higher than facts and laws. Magical intelligent design creationism is not a scientific theory. It's not even an hypothesis. It's just a wild claim about a god making creatures out of nothing with a magic wand. That isn't science and it doesn't belong in a science classroom.

Only 16% of Idiot America's population accepts evolution without supernatural intervention. About the same percentage of Americans are atheists.

Therefore if an American isn't an atheist (also known as a normal person), virtually always he or she is either an evolution denier or they pollute evolution with god bullshit, as if magic was a mechanism of evolution.

Since evolution is most definitely a natural process (magic is not one of its mechanisms) and since evolution is the strongest fact of science (study the evidence religious idiots or shut up), it's fair to say Darwin killed God. Good riddance.

Now a Christian retard will say "Hey wait. I believe in both Jeebus and evolution."

These idiots are calling a basic scientific fact a belief but that's not their only problem. You can't say you accept evolution if you don't agree it's a completely natural process that didn't require a supernatural inventor or a supernatural mechanism. If you stick your creator in there you are a creationist and you are an evolution denier.

Since you can't stick your Magic Man into evolutionary biology without proving you're a superstitious idiot, and since your magician didn't have anything to do if you can't stick it in there, it's fair to say evolution makes your god fairy unnecessary, therefore it doesn't exist, unless of course you want to stick your fairy into some other gap as if invoking magic is ever going to solve any scientific problem.

Grow up Christian retards and other religious assholes. Scientists don't need your invisible Master of the Universe. They don't invoke its magic tricks for anything and they never will. So do you want to throw out your fairy now, or should you let your children or grandchildren or great grandchildren do that for you? You can't seriously expect your childish bullshit to survive forever in a world of never ending scientific progress.

All Christians, Catholics, Muslims, and Jews belong to the exact same cult their parents and grandparents belong to. What a coincidence!

If religious idiots could think they might wonder why the religion they belong to is the exact same cult of their ancestors going back several centuries. If these gullible morons had different parents they would belong to a different cult. If a terrorist was born in Idiot America he or she would be a Bible thumper. If a Bible thumper was born in the Middle East, he or she would be a terrorist.

The children of Catholics are trained to believe Catholics belong to the one true religion, while the children of Protestants are indoctrinated to believe their branch of Christianity is the one true religion. Jews are trained to believe they are the magic god fairy's favorite apes, its chosen people. What asshole couldn't like that? Sunnis are Sunnis because they were born into a Sunni family, and Shiites are Shiites because -- guess why.

Of course every religious moron believes everyone else is wrong because they don't belong to god's favorite religion.

Each religion indirectly supports every other religion. For example the suicide bombers think they're normal because virtually all of Idiot America shares the exact same cowardly belief in heaven that makes terrorism possible. Also, every religion believes in different magic tricks, but they all they think they're normal because the other religious retards believe in the same supernatural magic that makes those miracles possible.

Anyone notice the trend here? Could it be possible that all these gullible cowards are brainwashed?

If you're a Christian, you think you're moderate, and you think you accept evolution, you're still a cowardly superstitious idiot.

I left the following comment at a website that asked the stupid question Why do some creationists claim that evolution is a religion? (It's because they're retarded assholes.)

Mr. Bell wrote “I am a christian, born and raised, but I do believe in evolution. Please don’t make sweeping over generalizations about religious people. Most of us are intelligent.”

If you’re intelligent then why do you live in the Christian fantasy world? And why do you say you “believe” in evolution? Since when did basic scientific facts become beliefs?

Most likely you stick your magic god fairy into evolution somewhere, either to invent, use, or guide evolution. That’s not accepting evolution. It’s polluting it with magic. If you really accepted evolution as the purely natural process it is, then you couldn’t possibly be a Christian because evolution makes your magic god fairy and your worthless dead Jeebus unnecessary.

By the way, you should have written “I am a Christian, born and brainwashed.”

Christian idiots use code words to disguise their childish fantasies.

I left the following comment at There is a decided lack of intelligence in the design of some things.

“In the current debate as to whether the universe was produced (created) by some form of unspecified designer or if it ‘just happened,’ the proponents of intelligent design invariably point out the complexity of many systems and structures as somehow proving that they were designed.”

There is no debate. There’s not one real scientist in the entire world who invokes magic for anything.

By the way, I suggest you shouldn’t use the code words the religious fanatics use, because you are giving them undeserved respect when you do that. Intelligent design is not intelligent design. It’s a childish idiotic belief in magic. The designer is not a designer. It’s a god fairy who waves a magic wand to create things out of nothing. Christians hide their childish fantasies behind these code words. It’s not a good idea to humor them. They should never be allowed to forget they’re superstitious idiots who think magic is real.

The point of your article is correct. The strange creatures on earth, including the human ape species, make sense only if evolution was true. If creatures were magically created out of nothing, the magician must have been insane. Of course the whole thing is ridiculous. It would be a waste of time to talk about it, if not for the millions of gullible morons who are willing to believe any nonsense if it supports their dead Jeebus.

Some interesting facts about La Porte City, Iowa

La Porte City in Iowa is a typical middle-of-nowhere small town in Idiot America. According to the census of year 2000 it has 2,275 residents including 2,256 white people and 3 black people. It's called a city because it's probably the biggest small town in the area. It has 10 churches, one monument to stupidity for every 227 residents. It is surrounded by farms growing corn on one of the most fertile lands of earth. If anyone is filthy rich, it's the hard working farmers who live nearby, thanks to the price of corn these days.

Ten churches in a small town is typical for Idiot America. I estimate the number of evolution deniers (also known as uneducated morons) in La Porte City is close to 100% of the population. What chance does a young person growing up there have to learn anything about reality? With more preachers than competent biology teachers, it would be virtually impossible to learn anything about science. Even if they had one good science teacher, the religious brainwashing would be complete before any students met that teacher. They wouldn't be able to understand anything.

I have frequently visited small towns and farms in Illinois, Iowa, and South Dakota thanks to the countless cousins I have who live there. The people are wonderful but they are thoroughly god-soaked. They happily live in their magical fantasy world, never knowing what they are or where they came from.

A thirteen year old genius

I left the following comment at the post The Universe Does Not Care in the blog The Lessons of Evolution.

Thirteen years old and already a genius. Thanks for the priceless story. And thanks for reminding me how insignificant we human apes are, especially when compared to the species who would still dominate the earth if not for one rather large asteroid that 65 million years ago smashed into this planet instead of our solar system's vacuum cleaner, Jupiter.

These blogs make Jeebus cry.

http://scienceblogs.com/

If Christians ever grow up and stop acting like idiots, I will stop calling them idiots. Until then the relentless ridicule will continue because ...

Until then the relentless ridicule will continue because you Christian assholes are no better than terrorists.

The problem with you retarded Christians is not your breathtaking stupidity, your cowardly fear of reality, your refusal to educate yourselves, and your tendency to lie about everything to defend your childish fantasies. Despite these character defects, if you assholes ever learned how to shut the fuck up, I could learn how to ignore you.

But you subhumans can't keep your stupidity and your dishonesty to yourselves. You cowards are constantly attacking science education. Every day you indoctrinate your own children, making them permanently brain damaged and hopelessly retarded like yourselves. You support the massive Liars-For-Jeebus industry, a lucrative business which does everything it can to keep Idiot America stupid.

Christians, I can't ignore your out of control insanity. So until you learn how to shut up, or better yet you learn how to grow up and escape from your childish magical fantasy world, I'm going to ridicule you imbeciles to death, because that's what you deserve.

One more time Christian morons: intelligent design equals magic. Magic is not real. Stop pretending your code words make your fantasies less insane.

Bad Design Disproves Intelligent Design? Really?

Yes, really.

Of course the idiot calls evolution "Darwinism". Listen carefully Christian subhumans: evolution is called "evolution". Practice saying "evolution" a few times to help you better understand.

Even worse the asshole for Jeebus calls biologists "Darwinians".

Again Christians, please read this carefully: Biologists are called "biologists". It would help if you practiced saying the word "biologists" a few dozen times so you get it right next time.

I left the following comments for the evolution denier (an uneducated moron, a typical superstitious idiot, a dishonest asshole, a thumper for the Christian Creationist Discovery Institute).

Human Ape said...

"there are Lamarckian biologists"

Bullshit. That idea was thrown out a long time ago. You don't know what you're talking about.

December 27, 2010 5:03 PM

Human Ape said...

"certain features of the biological world are more adequately explained by a MAGIC MAN"

You're not capable of growing up. Drop dead. You're a waste of time.

December 27, 2010 5:05 PM

Human Ape said...

"the flagellar motility system was not intelligently designed"

No shit moron. Nothing was magically created. Magic isn't real. Any 5 year old could have told you that.

"Intelligent design, as a scientific proposition, holds that certain features of the biological world are more adequately explained by an intelligence rather than a mindless process."

Your code words don't make your fantasies any less childish.

Here's a translation of your gibberish that makes it more honest:

MAGIC as a scientific proposition, holds that certain features of the biological world are more adequately explained by a MAGIC MAN rather than a mindless process.

By the way, Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne talks about why "bad design" makes perfect sense if evolution is true (it's true, evolution is a basic scientific fact). Why don't you read it so you better understand what you're lying about to defend your dead Jeebus.

One more thing. Magic is NOT a scientific proposition. It's a Christian fantasy. Scientists don't invoke magic (or what you dishonestly call intelligent design as if that makes your fantasy less insane) to solve scientific problems.

For every scientific discovery there's a Christian asshole spreading lies about it.

The lies get repeated for years or decades. It doesn't matter if the Christian assholes have been proven wrong. Since Christian scum have no moral values, lying about everything isn't a problem for them, especially if they are lying for their dead Jeebus.

I've read the Christian bullshit about the Lucy fossil too many times. Read this Christian assholes, then fuck off and shut up.

Lucy's Knee Joint

If only Christian assholes would spend more time studying science and less time lying about it to defend their dead Jeebus.

A cowardly retarded Bible thumper spreads lies about evolutionary biology. What a surprise!

I left the following comment there. It's awaiting censorship.

I’ve been here before. I don’t know if you censored me or not. Doesn’t matter. Just want to say that Bible thumping and invoking your favorite liars for Jeebus is never going to change reality.

By the way, if you knew anything about biology you would know biologists don’t need the fossils. While they help paleontologists explain the history of life, there’s much more powerful evidence for evolution from molecular biology which you know nothing about. So if you want to defend your dead Jeebus, you’re going to have to spread lies about DNA sequences. Lying about fossils isn’t good enough anymore.

Theistic evolutionists are creationists.

Read this carefully Christians who think they're moderate (as if being insane is moderate).

Evolution is a natural process. Like any other branch of science there's nothing theistic about evolutionary biology. Your magic god fairy did not invent evolution, it did not use evolution, and it did not guide evolution. Magic is not a mechanism of evolution. If you stick your magical creator in there anyway, you're a creationist, as retarded as the assholes who say the entire universe was magically created 6,000 years ago.

Understand Christian morons? If you can't accept evolution without polluting it with your god bullshit, then you're as worthless as the most brain-dead Bible thumper, and you need to shut the fuck up.

Science doesn't need your Magic Man. Grow up or shut up Christian idiots.

This is what happens when wimpy dishonest atheists suck up to Christian morons and tell them it's OK to pollute evolution with magic.

"Here is what seems reasonable to me: God got the world started and then stepped in as needed to give it direction, such as when he added walking fins and lungs to a fish. Evolution was a tool God used to create the world to change it as needed."

Even Mohammed thinks Christians are full of shit.

God equals Santa Claus

Evolution is true not because the experts say it is, nor because some world view demands it, but because the evidence overwhelmingly supports it.

"Evolution is true not because the experts say it is, nor because some world view demands it, but because the evidence overwhelmingly supports it."

-- Steven Pinker, Harvard University

This is the most important difference between scientific facts like evolution and religious myths like magical creationism, magical intelligent design creationism, the magical invention of natural processes that don't need inventors, a magical heaven, a magical hell, the magical resurrection of the dead Jeebus into a stinking zombie, every idiotic magic trick in the disgusting Bible, and the magic god fairy.

Science has evidence, and evolution has tons of it. Every childish religious belief ever invented has not one shred of evidence. It's all 100% pure bullshit, made up stories for gullible superstitious cowards. Asshole preachers tell their brain-dead customers to have faith, but what they are really saying is "being retarded is a virtue because I depend on your stupidity to support my worthless career."

Every problem that a magic god fairy has ever been invoked for is a problem that's been solved by 21st century science. In any case, invoking magic to answer a scientific question is a childish lazy non-answer. Magic isn't real and invoking it doesn't solve any problems. Only scientific research solves scientific problems.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

-- Charles Darwin

If the history of science teaches us anything, it is that what conquers our ignorance is research, not giving up and attributing our ignorance to the miraculous work of a creator.

-- Jerry Coyne

Science is a philosophy of discovery, intelligent design is a philosophy of ignorance.

-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Jerry Coyne's "Why Evolution is True" could have been called "Why Evolution Deniers are Fucking Idiots".

There are countless excellent books about evolution. Jerry Coyne's "Why Evolution is True" is in my opinion the best book ever written about this most important fact of science, because it's enjoyable to read, and because he makes the massive evidence for evolution easy to understand. Of course most Christian assholes and Muslim terrorists still couldn't understand it, but they should at least try.

PUBLISHER'S WEEKLY

With great care, attention to the scientific evidence and a wonderfully accessible style, Coyne, an evolutionary geneticist at the University of Chicago, presents an overwhelming case for evolution. Ranging from biogeography to geology, from anatomy to genetics, and from molecular biology to physiology, he demonstrates that evolutionary theory makes predictions that are consistently borne out by the data—basic requirements for a scientific theory to be valid. Additionally, although fully respectful of those who promote intelligent design and creationism, he uses the data at his disposal to demolish any thought that creationism is supported by the evidence while also explaining why those ideas fall outside the bounds of science. Coyne directly addresses the concept often advanced by religious fundamentalists that an acceptance of evolution must lead to immorality, concluding that "evolution tells us where we came from, not where we can go." Readers looking to understand the case for evolution and searching for a response to many of the most common creationist claims should find everything they need in this powerful book, which is clearer and more comprehensive than the many others on the subject.

CARL ZIMMER
Evolution is the foundation of modern biology, and in Why Evolution Is True, Jerry Coyne masterfully explains why. From the vast trove of evidence of evolution scientists have gathered, Coyne has carefully selected some of the most striking examples and explained them with equal parts grace and authority.
— Carl Zimmer, author of Microcosm: E. coli and the New Science of Life

CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
Its ignorant opponents like to say that the process of evolution by natural selection is "only a theory." (That's how they prove their ignorance.) Jerry Coyne shows with elegance and rigor that it is a hypothesis that meets and withstands all tests, and strengthens itself as a theory thereby. One could almost say that it had the distinct merit of being true.
— Christopher Hitchens, author of God is Not Great

Praise for Why Evolution is True

NEIL SHUBIN
Why Evolution is True is the book I was hoping would be written someday: an engaging and accessible account of one of the most important ideas ever conceived by mankind. The book is a stunning achievement, written by one of the world's leading evolutionary biologists. Coyne has produced a classic — whether you are an expert or novice in science, a friend or foe of evolutionary biology, reading Why Evolution is True is bound to be an enlightening experience.
— Neil Shubin, author of Your Inner Fish

SAM HARRIS
Jerry Coyne has long been one of the world's most skillful defenders of evolutionary science in the face of religious obscurantism. In Why Evolution is True, he has produced an indispensable book: the single, accessible volume that makes the case for evolution. But Coyne has delivered much more than the latest volley in our "culture war"; he has given us an utterly fascinating, lucid, and beautifully written account of our place in the natural world. If you want to better understand your kinship with the rest of life, this book is the place to start.
— Sam Harris, founder of the Reason Project and author of the New York Times best sellers The End of Faith and Letter to a Christian Nation

STEVEN PINKER
Scientists don't use the word 'true' lightly, but in this lively and engrossing book, Jerry Coyne shows why biologists are happy to use it when it comes to evolution. Evolution is 'true' not because the experts say it is, nor because some world view demands it, but because the evidence overwhelmingly supports it. There are many superb books on evolution, but this one is superb in a new way — it explains out the latest evidence for evolution lucidly, thoroughly, and with devastating effectiveness.
— Steven Pinker, Harvard University, and author of The Stuff of Thought: Language as a Window into Human Nature

E.O. WILSON
For anyone who wishes a clear, well-written explanation of evolution by one of the foremost scientists working on the subject, Why Evolution is True should be your choice.

RICHARD DAWKINS
I once wrote that anybody who didn't believe in evolution must be stupid, insane or ignorant, and I was then careful to add that ignorance is no crime. I should now update my statement. Anybody who doesn't believe in evolution is stupid, insane, or hasn't read Jerry Coyne. I defy any reasonable person to read this marvellous book and still take seriously the "breathtaking inanity" that is intelligent design "theory" or its country cousin, young earth creationism.
— Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion

Muslim women wear burkas to hide their fat bodies and ugly faces. Here's another reason they wear tents.

A woman suicide bomber dressed in a burka killed at least 41 people queuing for emergency food rations in Pakistan's terrorist-riddled tribal region bordering Afghanistan.

If you're a Muslim you belong to a suicide bomber religion and you should be ashamed of yourself. You should throw out your terrorist organization but you won't do that because you're a retarded gullible idiot.

If you're a Christian you share the same childish idiotic cowardly religious belief in a magical paradise that makes terrorism possible, and for that you deserve contempt.

What is religion good for besides violence and stupidity? Grow up god nuts. Stop being stupid assholes who hide in a magical fantasy world, never caring how many people are murdered thanks to your medieval superstitions.

More evidence for the idea that Christians are gullible idiots (as if more evidence was required)

Catholics believe in ghosts.

In France, the shrine at Lourdes is surrounded by hundreds of hotels and has received as many as 45,000 pilgrims in a single day. Our Lady of Guadalupe, in Mexico, draws millions of fervent worshipers a year.

Now, a little chapel among the dairy farms here, called Our Lady of Good Help, has joined that august company in terms of religious status, if not global fame. This month, it became one of only about a dozen sites worldwide, and the first in the United States, where apparitions of the Virgin Mary have been officially validated by the Roman Catholic Church.

If you read the article you can see for yourself how gullible these morons are. Their stupidity burns out of control. There's nothing more to say about it. It's just pure insanity. It's amazing these retards still exist in the 21st century. Most certainly these subhumans are evolution deniers.

PZ wrote about these Catholic assholes here.

Christian retards keep repeating the same bullshit year after year no matter how many times they are corrected.

Letter: Creationism Vs. Evolution

"Many argue that teaching creationism in schools violates our First Amendment rights and the principle of keeping church and state separate."

Many? Is that what you call the entire Supreme Court, every federal judge in America, and everyone who isn't a theocratic asshole like you Christian subhumans.

"Did a higher being create us with a purpose for the world or did we randomly evolve?"

A higher being (your magic fairy) did not create us or anything else, you brainwashed uneducated moron.

Natural selection is not random you stupid hick.

"Neither creationism nor evolution can be proved, which is why they are theories. So it is safe to say that believing in either one requires faith."

The stupidity burns.

Your magical creationism is not a scientific theory. It's 100% pure bullshit.

Of course you don't know what a scientific theory is. You don't even know what science is you Christian imbecile.

A theory is the highest level of understanding in science. See this for the correct definition of theory from the National Academy of Sciences, which by the way knows a bit more about science than this airhead from a Virginia community college.

The next time a Christian asshole says "evolution is a theory, not a fact" show the retard this.

Evolution is a basic scientific fact. Facts don't require faith, you retarded piece of shit.

"The U.S. Supreme Court has decided that it is unconstitutional to prohibit a teacher's right to teach evolution, but in public schools it can be taught only as scientific fact."

Evolution is a scientific fact you pathetic brain-dead liar for Jeebus. The basic facts of evolution are the strongest facts of science, supported by 150 years of scientific discoveries, and massive scientific evidence you don't even know about because you would rather pray to your dead Jeebus than educate yourself. You, Ms. Airhead, should learn how to shut the fuck up about what you know absolutely nothing about, and you know nothing about science.

Hello Christians. Do you ever wonder why everyone ridicules you? Do you think it might be because you're too fucking stupid to understand even the most simple concepts?

It's not necessary. There's not one shred of evidence for it. It's ridiculous to think it exists. Millions of idiots believe in it anyway.

By now everyone has thrown out Zeus and the other ancient gods, but today there's an equally insane fantasy, the violent supernatural asshole of the Bible, also known as God with a capital G, and its sidekick, a magician called Jeebus. This genocidal maniac is called a loving god. It loves the human apes on Earth so much it will torture anyone who doesn't worship it.

I'm not making any of this up. Millions of people actually believe this bullshit even though this is the 21st century. These superstitious idiots are called "Christians". They infest the world's backward countries, especially the United States of Jeebus.

It gets worse, much worse. An entire industry has developed to soak the suckers who are infected with the god disease. Their gullible customers are promised an eternal 2nd life in a magical paradise, but only if they show up at these businesses to spend their money on nothing. If anyone complains they are reminded about the eternal torture fantasy, the most disgusting idea ever invented, but their cowardly customers believe it anyway.

A visitor from another planet would think Idiot America is an insane asylum and that alien would be correct. It's impossible to be more batshit crazy than the retards who worship the dead Jeebus.

One more time, why there most certainly are not any gods.

First let's define the word "god". Let's call this thing what it really is, a magic fairy, instead of reversing the letters of the word "dog" and calling it that.

The short version of why there are no magic fairies is this: There's no magic in the universe.

Wasn't that easy? It's not necessary to write an entire book about it, for the same reason it's not necessary to write a book to explain why leprechauns are not real. Idiotic ideas (leprechauns, Easter Bunnies, magic fairies) should be thrown out immediately. These ideas are so ridiculous it would be a waste of time to talk about it.

However, for the benefit of any stupid people reading this (all theists and all agnostics), I will write a more detailed explanation for why anyone who believes in a magic fairy (or thinks a magic fairy can't be completely ruled out) is a fucking idiot.

All gods were invented to explain the natural universe (for example how the universe began, the development of solar systems, how life developed in at least one of those solar systems and probably millions of solar systems).

Every god ever invented is a god of the gaps. Dishonest Christians (they're all liars) deny they believe in a god of the gaps, then in the very next sentence they stick their god into some gap.

Take away the gaps (this is called scientific progress) and you got a god of the gaps with no gaps to hide in. We have reached that point already. Science is complete. There will always be research opportunities in science, but all the basic stuff has been figured out. Magic fairies are not necessary for anything and they never were necessary for anything. A god with nowhere to hide is a god who doesn't exist.

If you still think there's some hiding place for your magic fairy of the gaps (most likely because you're an uneducated moron), that's no excuse to invoke your invisible magical creature. Gaps in human knowledge are called research opportunities. They are not an excuse to stick your fairy in there. If everyone was as lazy as Christians and invoked magic for every unsolved problem, scientific progress would come to a complete stop. That's why virtually all of the top scientists in the world are normal people, also known as atheists.

One more reason to not believe in a magic fairy: If you believe in magic, you're a fucking idiot. Believing in a god is equal to believing in magic. If you think magic is real, then you don't know what reality is. If you think magic might be real, or if you think it's impossible to completely rule out magic, then you're as retarded as Bible thumpers and Muslim terrorists.

Theists and agnostics, stop being childish. Stop being superstitious idiots. Grow up. Join the 21st century where normal people live. If you're too cowardly or too gullible or too full of shit to do that, then shut the fuck up and get out of the way.

Jeebus was an uneducated moron.

Here's a quote from Richard Feynman which I copied from a YouTube video. He was talking about the dead Jeebus.

"I can't believe the special stories that have been made up about our relationship to the universe at large because they seem to be too simple, too local, too provincial. The earth, he came to the earth, one of the aspects of god came to the earth mind you, and look at what's out there. It isn't in proportion."

A normal person would be able to easily understand what Feynman said. A Christian would never be able to get it. I could explain it, but why bother, Christians can't understand anything.

Jeebus was an idiot. Assuming there really was a Jeebus, and assuming the Bible is correct about what he said (as if a book full of bullshit and idiotic magic tricks could be correct about anything), then Jeebus was a worthless preacher man, too lazy to get a real job, and like today's professional assholes (all priests, preachers, clerics, and rabbis) he was an uneducated moron who preferred supernatural magic instead of reality. Of course since he lived 20 centuries ago he had an excuse to not know anything, unlike today's idiot preachers who live in the 21st century but still know nothing about science.

All modern humans developed from the same ancient apes modern chimps developed from. Chimps are still apes and humans are still apes, a scientific fact that can be found in any encyclopedia. Therefore Christians worship a dead ape. But not just any dead ape. They worship an idiot who was uneducated, hopelessly stupid, and full of shit.

Jeebus, according to gullible Christian retards, was an aspect of god, an all-knowing god. But what could Jeebus do that modern scientists can do today? What predictions could this all-knowing Jeebus god make?

Recently there was a total lunar eclipse. The shadow from the earth completely covered our moon. Scientists were able to predict exactly when this eclipse would begin and exactly when it would end. Could Jeebus have made these predictions? Of course not. This idiot who claimed to be the son of god didn't even know what a lunar eclipse is. He didn't know anything. Christians worship a dead moron.

Evolution deniers prove Darwin killed the magic god fairy.

Evolutionary biology is unlike any other branch of science. It's the most interesting science there is, and it's the only science that uneducated morons complain about. Christian idiots and Muslim terrorists are afraid of evolution because because this branch of science more than any other threatens the existence of their god fairy. Even the Christians who admit people share an ancestor with chimps feel they have to stick their magician into evolution, mostly to guide the evolution of human apes because they need to pretend people are the god fairy's favorite species. Other pro-science Christians say god invented evolution but they never say that about any other natural process. Only evolution threatens their fantasy world enough for them to pollute it with their supernatural bullshit.

It's obvious virtually all religious people fear evolution because it threatens everything they were brainwashed to believe. They could grow up and throw out the brainwashing but they're too cowardly to do that.

For the professionals of the vast religion industry, the preachers, priests, and clerics, evolution threatens their careers. If evolution is true and if evolution works just fine without a god's magic wand, then these worthless assholes would have to get real jobs. So these liars for Jeebus and Mohammed demand that their gullible customers either deny evolution or stick god in there somewhere. Otherwise the magic fairy is worthless and their evil business is ruined.

Of course as every educated person who isn't insane knows, evolution is the strongest fact of science and god bullshit is not required to make it work. And like any other natural process, it did not need a magical inventor. How much longer can the assholes for Jeebus keep the truth of this basic scientific fact a secret? Not very long if everyone was able to get a decent education from a competent biology teacher, and that's why there's a Christian war against science education. There was a Muslim war against science education but that war is over with. The Muslim terrorists won. It's virtually impossible to learn anything about evolution in Muslim countries, even at the university level. That's why when religions finally start to die out, Islam will be the last religion left.

How long will it take before the entire human ape population realizes Darwin killed God? How many more generations of wasted lives before science completely replaces the god fantasy?

If only every young person in the world was able to be properly taught modern biology, the god disease could be eradicated in less than a century.

God is dead. Science killed it. Good riddance.

Theology unnecessary, Stephen Hawking tells CNN

"Science is increasingly answering questions that used to be the province of religion. The scientific account is complete. Theology is unnecessary."