"There is no way that an ape just gave birth to a human one day."

It's impossible to make this stuff up. A Christian fucktard actually did write "There is no way that an ape just gave birth to a human one day." The idiot was not joking.

Of course we could say this happens every day because humans are apes but most definitely the fucktard was talking about our ancient ape ancestors who lived millions of years ago.

The uneducated moron was trying to explain why his god fairy is real. For the heck of it I tried to communicate with him. Here it is:

This is a bit pointless because your brain damage is incurable. 

"There is no way that an ape just gave birth to a human one day."

You don't understand anything about the science you don't like. It took six million years, which is an extremely vast amount of time, for our ancient ape ancestors to develop into modern human apes. We didn't go from hairy tree dweller to people in one generation. That would be ridiculously impossible. We're you joking or serious?

And by the way we know we share an ancestor with the other modern ape species thanks to comparative genomics, also known as comparing DNA sequences of human apes and chimpanzee apes. This is the strongest and most powerful evidence in science and evolution has tons of it. Denying our evolutionary relationship with the other ape species is as ridiculous as pretending the Earth orbits the Sun.

"Also how do you explain miracles?"

That's easy. Miracles are bullshit because magic is not real.