Wednesday, August 31, 2011

In this post I predict who will be the next President of the United States.

Of course President Obama will win the Democratic nomination. There's nobody running against him.

The most likely winners of the Republican nomination are Romney and Rick Perry.

Romney won't win. Americans like wealthy people who became successful on their own. For good reasons they don't much care for people who were born rich like Romney. Another reason Romney won't be nominated is he's a Mormon, a religion so wacky even Christian Bible Thumpers ridicule it.

That leaves Rick Perry who has the advantage of being way ahead in the polls. Rick Perry will win the Republican nomination for one reason only -- he is incredibly stupid. In other words, Rick Perry will win the retard vote, also known as most Republicans.

Rick Perry is famous for praying in public to his dead Jeebus. Rick Perry is also famous for choosing science deniers to be chairperson of the Texas State Board of Education. Rick Perry's goal has always been to dumb down or completely suppress the teaching of the foundation of biology in biology classrooms. Rick Perry is an evolution denier and he's proud of it.

It's impossible to deny the established truth of evolution in the 21st century and not be extremely retarded. Therefore Perry is a drooling moron so he will most definitely win the Republican nomination.

It will be Obama, an extremely intelligent person, against Perry, a person so hopelessly stupid he's even worse than George W. Bush.

If Rick Perry is our next president, he will make America a theocracy and America will be called The United States of Jeebus.

A President Rick Perry would be a disaster for the entire world so this isn't only an American problem.

Both conservatives and liberals have disagreements with President Obama but I bet pretty much everyone agrees he is perhaps the most intelligent president in American history.

The question is, who is the majority in this country, the tards or the people who are not tards?

I'm betting the retarded voters will not get their way. The election might be close, but I predict Obama will get his 2nd term.

Most certainly it will help that Obama recently killed Osama, and he did it before the 10th anniversary of Islam's greatest atrocity.

As a conservative I have a quite a few problems with our president, but I'm not going to vote for a Christian asshole who would destroy science education, destroy scientific progress, destroy the environment, and make America an international laughing stock.

President Obama will get my vote because for the first time he made me proud to be an American. He will win it.

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