It's impossible to be more retarded than a Christian asshole.

I answered this question at Yahoo Answers.

Do religious people actually think God is talking to them when they pray? Do they actually think God cares about them?

Even though there's countless trillions of solar systems in this unimaginably vast universe, and even though on this tiny insignificant planet in the middle of nowhere there are seven billion human apes, most certainly the magical master of the entire universe drops everything it's doing to be able to listen to everyone of those human apes talk to themselves.

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The moronic childish ridiculous Christian fantasies.