Sunday, September 22, 2013
Imagine the breathtaking stupidity required to believe in the magical resurrection of the dead stinking decomposing Magic Jeebus Man.
One of countless alternative explanations:
Jeebus never died on that cross. And he wasn't nailed to it. He was tied up with rope to it. Long before he would have died and after the crowd was forced to leave, he was taken down, he hid for 3 days, then showed up. Gullible morons believed his bullshit about rising from the dead, and a moronic religion was born.
One thing is certain. Dead human apes stay dead and zombies are not real.
It's impossible to be more gullible than a cowardly Christian asshole.