Friday, September 20, 2013

92% of Americans are fucking idiots.

Gallup poll shows that 81% of Americans believe their magical soul (whatever the fuck that is) will magically fly to a magical paradise (but only if they suck up to the Magic Jeebus Man and/or Allah).

10% of Americans are not sure whether or not heaven is real which is equivalent to not being sure about whether or not the Earth is flat.

Incredibly only 8% of Americans are absolutely certain the magical heaven fantasy is the most ridiculous wishful thinking ever invented.

This means 92% of Americans are cowardly stupid assholes. They are so feeble-minded they are willing to believe any bullshit that makes them feel good. 92 fucking percent. Totally retarded. This is why the USA is called Idiot America.

Why do Christians believe in a magical heaven even though it's a cowardly fantasy?

I can't imagine any idea more fucking stupid than believing in the massive amount of magic required to be able to pretend heaven is real. Heaven is a complete denial of reality. It's beyond insane.

Heaven is not a harmless fantasy. It often encourages unhealthy lifestyles and it makes terrorism possible, including the 9/11/2001 religious violence that murdered 3,000 Americans in one day.

Why can't Christians grow up and face facts?

To believe in the heaven bullshit a gullible moron would have to first believe there's a supernatural being with unlimited magical powers hiding in some other galaxy. Then the fucking idiot would have to believe this magical master of the entire universe would go way out of its way to accommodate cowardly human apes on this middle of nowhere planet. To process all those magical souls would be a full time job for the Magic Man. Lots of wishful thinking and stupidity is required to be able to pretend a god fairy would bother with it.

Christianity is a serious mental illness. All Christians are insane. They shouldn't be allowed near children.

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