Thursday, November 16, 2017

The magical resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man. The stupid, it burns.

According to a poll 77% of Americans believe in the magical resurrection of the decomposing Magic Jeebus Man.

This means I live in a country where 77% of the population is batshit crazy.

Imagine the stupidity required to believe in the "Jeebus was a zombie" myth.

It's impossible to reason with these idiots. They are 100% certain zombies are real.

Even if I wanted to throw out all of reality and pretend a magical master of the entire vast universe is real, why would this supernatural creature perform a ridiculous disgusting magic trick to make a decomposing corpse rise from the dead for this tiny middle-of-nowhere planet?

"I can't believe the special stories that have been made up about our relationship to the universe at large because they seem to be too simple, too local, too provincial. The earth, he came to the earth, one of the aspects of god came to the earth mind you, and look at what's out there. It isn't in proportion."
-- Richard Feynman

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