Sunday, September 9, 2012

The Magic Jeebus Man was an evolution denier.

Hey Christian tards, especially you wackos who pretend you're a "moderate" Christian (as if there's something moderate about believing the stinking decomposing Jeebus became a zombie), if you accept the basic facts of evolution then you are admitting your dead Jeebus was a fucking idiot, an uneducated moron who knew nothing about science even though he was the son of an all-knowing god fairy.

My point, Christian idiots, is if you want to be a real Christian you have to be a science denier like the Jeebus preacher man you worship. Otherwise you are admitting the son of god was a retard.

Several months ago two Bible thumpers knocked on my door to give me a pamphlet about their Magic Jeebus Man. I asked them why didn't their Jeebus know anything about evolution. They said Jeebus didn't have to know anything about evolution because evolution is bullshit. I told them to read Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne and then get back to me. Of course I never saw them again.

Did they read Coyne's book? Of course not. Why bother reading a book about evolution if evolution is a fairy tale? The Christian Death Cult couldn't survive without the willfully ignorant imbeciles who infest it.

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