Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann explained her skepticism of science and said students should be taught the theory of magic.
"I support magic." Bachmann told reporters in New Orleans following her speech to the Republican Leadership Conference.
Fortunately the airhead has virtually no chance of winning the Republican Party nomination for president and even less chance of defeating President Obama. Unfortunately virtually all the other Republican candidates for President of the United States also want to force public school biology teachers to teach magic.
It's for many very good reasons the United States is called Idiot America.
The Retard-For-Jeebus also said "What I support is putting all science on the table and then letting students decide. I don't think it's a good idea for government to come down on one side of scientific issue or another, when there is reasonable doubt on both sides."
This is ridiculously obvious but I'll say it anyway--no serious scientist doubts the truth of evolution. Also, all real scientists agree magic is bullshit, even when code words like design are used to describe it.
The voters of Idiot America are idiots, so of course they're going to vote for the most retarded politicians. The problem is the Jeebus Death Cult which must somehow be eradicated before it's too late.