Hey PZ, your Minnesota is infested with incompetent Christian biology teachers who should be fired. Of course you probably already knew that.

Imagine getting stuck with an asshole biology teacher who teaches magical creationism instead of the facts of evolution. These unlucky students shouldn't tolerate these moron Christians. They should stand up in class and call their idiot teacher an idiot. They should go see the school administration and demand the Christian asshole be fired. Unfortunately these victims of Christian stupidity usually don't care because they are just as retarded as their worthless teacher.

The moron science teacher problem is not limited to the Deep South (AKA the Bible Belt). In the northern state of Minnesota 25% of the biology teachers teach magic instead of science.

Really.

Creationism 'alive and well' in Minnesota biology classes

The wimpy solution in the news article:

"Schools can — and indeed must — direct teachers to “refrain from expressions of religious viewpoints in the classroom and like settings.”

If a biology teacher has the nerve and the stupidity to teach magic in a science classroom it's already too late to give that teacher any direction. To be fair to the students (AKA victims) the Christian teacher must be immediately fired, publicly humiliated, and never allowed to teach anything anywhere ever again.