A conversation I had with a Christian idiot. (All Christians are idiots.)

Do you have anything that would persuade readers of your assertion that Jesus "was too lazy to get a real job"?

That's a good question.

Have you ever met a preacher man who had a real job?

My point is preaching is for people who are too lazy to get a real job. Religion is a big business and it's lucrative. Lazy people like it because thinking and/or hard work is not required.

Preachers contribute nothing to human progress. A garbage man has more value.

The preachers are the middle men between the magic god fairy and their customers. The middle man is an unnecessary waste of time and money. If people want to talk to themselves (pray to their imaginary deity) they can do that in their living room.

Do you have anything that would persuade readers of your assertion that the decomposing corpse of Jesus was magically resurrected? Probably not because zombies are not real.
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UPDATE: The Christian idiot who asked me a question then vaporized my answer because he was the Big Brother who is allowed to vaporize anything he doesn't like.

This is more evidence for the idea that Christians are stupid fucking assholes.