"The antichrist (Satan) will come to earth first, (before Jeebus Christ) to deceive the whole world into thinking he is Jeebus."

The quote about Satan and Jeebus is from a book called "Rapture, Fact or Fiction, You Decide".

Of course I didn't buy this crappy book, I found it. It's a perfect example for how retarded it's possible to be.

There is just plain stupid, then there is burning stupid, and worst of all there is Christian stupid. All Christians are morons. There can be no other explanation for their disease.

Watch out for Satan folks. It likes to pretend it's the Magic Jeebus Man.