If you look at the universe and study the universe, what you find is that there is no evidence that we need anything other than the laws of physics and the other laws of science to explain everything we see. There's absolutely no evidence that we need any supernatural hand of god. -- Lawrence Krauss, World-Renowned Physicist
There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms. -- Encyclopedia Britannica
FAITH. No one word personifies the absolute worst and most wicked properties of religion better than that. Faith is mind-rot. It’s the poison that destroys critical thinking, undermines evidence, and leads people into lives dedicated to absurdity. It’s a parasite regarded as a virtue. -- PZ Myers
Religion is the antithesis of science, an anesthetic for the mind that disables critical thought and encourages the acceptance of inanity as fact, and wishful thinking as evidence. -- PZ Myers

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Did the Magic Jeebus Man magically rise from the dead?

A comment at the YouTube video Did Jeebus rise from the dead?:

Jeebus was raised! He used the power the Easter Bunny gave him. So every year Christian children pay their respect to the Easter Bunny by looking for painted eggs and eating from the basket shaped rabbit nests filled with candy. See other gods don't have cool mascots so this one is real.

The Christian death cult completely depends on the Resurrection fantasy. Every Bible thumper agrees.

A quote from Wikipedia:

In Christian theology, the resurrection of Jeebus is a foundation of the Christian faith.[1 Cor 15:12-20] [1 Pet 1:3] Christians, through faith in the working of God[Col 2:12] are spiritually resurrected with Jeebus, and are redeemed so that they may walk in a new way of life.[Rom 6:4] As Paul the Apostle stated: "If Christ was not raised, then all our preaching is useless, and your trust in God is useless."[1 Cor 15:14] The death and resurrection of Jeebus are the most important events in Christian Theology. They form the point in scripture where Jeebus gives his ultimate demonstration that he has power over life and death, thus he has the ability to give people eternal life.[68] Terry Miethe, a Christian philosopher at Oxford University, stated, " 'Did Jeebus rise from the dead?' is the most important question regarding the claims of the Christian faith.' "[69] According to the Bible, "God raised him from the dead,"[70] he ascended to heaven, to the "right hand of God",[71] and will return again[Acts 1:9–11] to fulfill the rest of Messianic prophecy such as the Resurrection of the dead, the Last Judgment and establishment of the Kingdom of God; see also Messianism and Messianic Age.[72]

The Jeebus corpse had been decomposing for three days. Imagine the smell.

This disgusting ridiculous fantasy is a good thing. If the entire Jeebus religion completely depends on Jeebus becoming a zombie, then how much longer can this bullshit religion last? Can you imagine anyone still believing this crap one thousand years from now? If there are still Christians in 3012 they would all be in insane asylums where they belong now.

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