President Fucktard Trump was elected thanks to Evangelical Christians who want to make America a theocracy, destroy the environment, and not allow the teaching of evolution. These stupid fucking assholes for Jeebus love Trump.

I asked some Christian fucktards this question:

Why do Evangelical Christians love President Trump?

This was the best answer. It explains why Christian fucktards love our fucktard president.

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Because he doesn't hate our guts. He doesn't want to basically outlaw our beliefs the way The Left does.

Look, no one is saying he's a paragon of virtue. But we all figured if Hillary got elected, an age of persecution was coming upon The Church in America. We were LITERALLY making preparations to go underground, to abandon our buildings and literally worship IN HIDING because we expected The Left do whatever they could to essentially outlaw our faith.

I'm not exaggerating. WE MADE PLANS for that!!!

We know Trump isn't a born-again Christian. But he respects our right to follow our faith. He respects EVERYONE'S right to follow their faith so long as their faith doesn't include blowing up Americans. We know that, for a while, because of him, we still have our freedom.

So yes ... we will still vote for him.