Waste $10,000 or pay nothing. Take your pick.

This is from https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/planning-funeral-what-are-financial-decisions-you-need-to-make

"I also know that death is a subject most of us would rather avoid. But it really is important to talk about because the more you know, the more you’ll be able to honor a family member without spending more than you can afford. The truth is, funerals can be a major expense. According to the funeral-pricing site Parting.com, the average funeral now costs $10,000, including funeral home fees, a casket, cemetery plot and the cost of opening and closing the grave. The costs can go even higher."

I have already given instructions for what to do with my worthless corpse and it will cost nothing. If people refuse to spend their money on a stinking corpse the Florida government will pick the corpse up, cremate it, and throw the ashes in the ocean. I don't care if they throw the ashes in the garbage.

The money people waste on funerals and wakes and embalming and coffins and undertakers is ridiculous. Get rid of the corpse, pay nothing, and be done with it.

There are fake atheists who waste money on dead bodies. I don't know what their problem is. I don't care who the person was, it could be the President of the United States and it would still be just a stinking pile of garbage.

When I step on a cockroach I don't have a funeral for it. I just throw it in the garbage. When we drop dead we are equal to a dead cockroach.