Unfortunately America's Christian assholes don't visit this place because I have some good advice for them.

Hello Christians tards. How are you assholes doing today? Have you cowardly subhumans harassed and threatened your favorite biology teacher lately? Don't forget, you have to keep attacking science, scientists, science teachers, and science education or else your childish idiotic Jeebus death cult will go extinct.

So get out there Christian scum and yell at a science teacher, thump your worthless holy book, try to brainwash someone else's son or daughter, and be an asshole for Jeebus.