Scientific fact: Chimpanzees, bonobos, humans, gorillas, and orangutans are Great Apes. Humans are apes. This means the Magic Jeebus Man was an ape. Christians worship a dead ape.

Genetic Evidence

DNA

"No matter how the calculation is done, the big point still holds: humans, chimpanzees, and bonobos are more closely related to one another than either is to gorillas or any other primate. From the perspective of this powerful test of biological kinship, humans are not only related to the great apes – we are one. The DNA evidence leaves us with one of the greatest surprises in biology: the wall between human, on the one hand, and ape or animal, on the other, has been breached. The human evolutionary tree is embedded within the great apes."

Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History - Human Evolution Evidence » Genetics