"One parent asked how money could be wasted on a subject like evolution." This is a big problem in Idiot America. In the Bible Belt (aka the Deep South) assholes for Jeebus are constantly harassing competent biology teachers.

One parent asked how money could be wasted on a subject like evolution: "As budget cuts continuously chip away at our children's future of a good, quality college-ready education," she wrote, "I would think there would be more educational, more worthwhile and certainly more factual learning that could be taught." She requested that her son be permitted to "bide his time elsewhere" when evolution was taught.

Ms. New explained that evolution is so central to biology, the boy would be biding elsewhere all year long. Practically every chapter in her Prentice Hall textbooks — "Bacteria to Plants," "Cells and Heredity," "Animals" — used evolution to trace the development of life starting with bacteria, green algae and gymnosperms.

The books were purchased by her district, and she sent her supervisors copies, marking evolution references with dozens of Post-its, but it didn't seem to register. On April 25, 2005, during a meeting about parent complaints with her principal, Rick Conner, she recalled: "He took a Bible off the bookshelf behind him and said, 'Patty I believe in everything in this book, do you?' I told him, 'I really feel uncomfortable about your asking that question.' He wouldn't let it go.' " The next day, she said, in the lunchroom, "he reached across the table, took my hand and said: 'I accept evolution in most things but if they ever say God wasn't involved I couldn't accept that. I want you to say that, Pat.' "

New York Times: Evolution's Lonely Battle in a Georgia Classroom

The parents were anti-science assholes and the principal was an anti-science asshole. The biology teacher was the best teacher that school ever had. She threatened to take the Christian assholes to court. That solved the problem but the teacher decided to retire one year early. She was fed up with the breathtaking stupidity of Christian scum.

What's unusual is the teacher was competent. Most American biology teachers know nothing about biology. Evolution makes them cry.

Idiot America will always be an idiot country.

"Duh, duh, the Magic Man did it, duh."