"We will have the last laugh and you will be kneeling before God trying to explain why you believed all the lies told about Him."

The quote in the title of this post is a response to the question "Why do evolution deniers refuse to study the science they are denying?"

The reason for this post is to demonstrate to the rest of the world the problem we have here in Idiot America. Our idiots, and we have millions of them, are the most insane imbeciles in the history of the human race.

"We will have the last laugh and you will be kneeling before God trying to explain why you believed all the lies told about Him."

I couldn't make this stuff up. Some fucking idiot actually wrote it. And this idiot is a typical American. Obviously the airhead thinks I should be living in fear for the rest of my life.  Because I will be kneeling before the magical master of the entire fucking universe. And I will have to explain to this awesome god fairy why I love evolutionary biology.

I never met an American Christian who wasn't a stupid fucking asshole.