In Idiot America millions of Christian assholes believe people lived at the same time as Tyrannosaurus rex.

People from normal countries might find it difficult to believe about half the population of America believes humans and dinosaurs lived together at the same time. But it's true. Americans are fucking retards.

They call themselves "Christians". They also believe the entire fucking universe was magically created out of nothing 6,000 years ago. I'm not making this up. Our Christian assholes are insane.

Not to worry, there is a possible solution.

From a letter to the editor of the New York Times:

LETTER

Humans and Dinosaurs

Published: December 10, 2012

To the Editor:

Re “Dinosaurs and Denial,” by Charles M. Blow (column, Dec. 8):

There might be an effective way of mitigating the confusion and misconceptions about whether humans and dinosaurs ever coexisted: Hanna-Barbera Productions should be asked to open every episode of “The Flintstones” with a notice advising viewers that the cartoons are fiction, and that dinosaurs never served as working animals at construction sites or as household pets.

I would elaborate on this, but it is time for me to go pick out a saber-toothed tiger cub as a holiday gift for my children.

ROBERT A. CRAVENS
New York, Dec. 10, 2012