What's the difference between a dead billionaire and a dead cockroach?

Nothing. A dead billionaire or a dead President of the United States is equal to the cockroach I stepped on yesterday.

This post is about Idiot America's worthless funeral industry. A tremendous amount of money is wasted on our good for nothing undertakers. Mostly this is a religious problem and the ridiculous idea there's something special about dead human apes.

It's a religious problem because most American funerals are another excuse for worthless priests and preachers to justify their existence. And it's a religious problem because of the insane childish heaven fantasy. The idea is there's a soul, whatever that is, that magically floats up to a magical paradise and then is magically converted into the dead human ape which is magically not dead anymore. There are millions of American cowards who actually believe this bullshit.

Our idiot Christians who spend their hard earned money on stinking decomposing corpses need to grow up and accept reality. Their dead grandma, who used to be just an animal, is now nothing more than a dead animal, equal to a squirrel that got run over by a car. It's insane to waste money on dead people for the same reason it's insane to waste money on dead squirrels.

Just throw grandma on the wood pile in the backyard and enjoy a nice bonfire while drinking a beer. If you don't have a backyard then hire someone to cremate the stinking pile of garbage for the cheapest possible price and then throw the ashes in a trash can.

It's not necessary to waste cash on coffins and undertakers and preacher scum.